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I think if Jenn had one of those cut-out silhouettes it would probably look like this.

Ginn's next WDW silhouette portrait..

I expect something super bitchy like this on either a live or a couch video

Jenn: We saw people saying he only has 4 toes. He totally has all of his toes.

Tim: Yeah

Jenn: I mean they’re all there (weird laugh)

Tim: Yeah

Jenn: I mean, there is nothing wrong with having 4 toes. We don’t want to imply that.

Tim: Yeah

Jenn: But he has all his toes

Tim: Yeah

Jenn: So anyway just wanted to clear that up. I mean if it was something like 4 toes that is something we would tell you guys right away

Tim: Yeah

Getting it in early

The Tim Tracker #84: He Sits on a Throne Commode of Lies

Speaking of edited/photoshopped maternity photos*


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*Yeah, it was a two minute phone photoshop job and it shows.

Tim Tracker #112: Our Snot So Random Giveaway

Quick stop by to update a few things...

We arrived at 1pm for the galactic starcruiser, entry slot was just before 2pm for us, but knowning how manic both the drive in and the wait for boarding can be from seeing a few vlogs, we opted for an early arrival, purely to allow the cast members time to unload and move luggage (that and we wanted to try and maximise the downtime in the halcyon before the 4pm kick -off.

Within 30mins... fucksocks! guess who's turned up to dinner.

Now first off everyone gets an 'opportunity' to post under the hotel logo, Tim and J have kept in reasonable discreet theming by rifting off non star wars characters, so J's outfit was an nasa suit, while Tim, chose to not go down the Han solo route, like a couple of others, and instead when for Episode 1's 'Indy' (because he was in the pod racing stand), also an excuse to keep the camera as part of the ensemble.. so i'll give him that.. Jen's outfit is a homage to Anakin Skywalker's jedi look, felt a bit etsy, like a tarty Amidala if she weighed an extra 50 pounds.

We were about 2/3 groups ahead in the queue, and although it takes around 20mins to go through checks, then queue.. video, slow waiting before seperating into 2 groups for your 'pod' we definitely heard a few conversations dropping hints that they were recording for their vlog, you know the kind... the kinda conversations where you start talking about an inane subject where you can shoehorn in you're a vlogger in the vain hope either a cast member notices you (they did) and presents you with a magical moment (they didn't) or the crowd around you starts talking about you (they didn't).

Jen didn't seem too happy about sharing a pod with other guests when we saw them come on board. but it's interesting to see her go from resting bitch face, to full smiley full 'o' sugar in a matter of seconds when Tim moves the camera towards her. Also interesting to note that the 'anxiety' from confined spaces and large crowds isn't a problem here...

Tim did a quick wander round, covering the model in the centre of the room, the shop for the right of the entrance and bar. before taking a wander to show Jen the layout. Still trying to work out which room their in, but I suspect from hearing conversations they didn't go for a cabin, and went with a suite so to speak so they had floor space for jacksons travelcot. How close this is to our room (7-307) time till tell.

Guess who didn't get the honor of taking us into hyperspace...

About this afternoons movements
2. Tim is playing Nanny today, Jenn is doing some solo filming too and if I here the sentence 'we're in space buddy' in that lobby again i'll go mental.

3. they were very determined to find out how to be in one of the early groups for ops training. and did make a point of talking quiet loudly about challenging each other into who could get the highest score knocking out the training bots.. few people don't seem to happy about being taken out of the immersion for a couple who are not quiet 'playing the role play part' of the experience, no cast members have said anything yet, but I can imagine if they get too disruptive on later parts of the story they'll get a few hints.


Jenn's already checked out the bar, and hoovered up a fuck tonne of sealed boxes from the snack area, I doubt half of that is for jackson, but I suspect someone'll be pretending they've gone for the salad later. She's already queried the staff if they offer a 'mary poppins' service (doesn't look like it) so you and your partner can both go and play with saber training.. seems there's a slow realisation she's gonna miss out on being able to flash out bling and roleplay her galatic jedi princess role. Tim on the other hand isn't really giving a shit, and is happily playing with the datapad so I think he's going to try and do EVERYTHING he can possibly do on the trip! expect you may see some solo vlogging late night, most likely with Tim will touring the Halcyon, showing you the toilets on the atrium, and the hidden atm, and the way you can also get late night drinks (soft) after the bar has closed.


Also, for fun you may just see my father in law in an instagram photo, he's currently in a white flight jacket, loving the experience so far. Oddly enough the whole experience so far is great, the plotline we have is partly similar to those on youtube already, except for a few minor differences, so they're definitely allowing the cast to improvise portions of the script to keep the flow of the experience fresh,quiet fun to see them rift off each other down corridors. but like the face characters, you may find you'll only see them for 15-20mins at a time, sure thats so they don't run out of conversation points or get into a situation where makeup, costume falls apart somewhere, or get caught out by a member of the public contradicting themselves off a previous conversation..

Dinner was great, clocked Jenn looking miserable as sin so, i'm taking it she's finding out there's a lot of walking, random activies, and subplots she didn't factor on Tim being immersed into even without having a fucking clue about star wars outside of a logo, and baby yoda.

Currently My wife and I are having a bit of a laugh tonight, we've done the whole bar thing asking if they serve a 'Jedi Gin' while someone was in earshot, and have tipped off the smuggler that our friend in the leather jacket has recently had an operation on his 'arris' to fix his 'farmer giles'. I know from the smile he knew who they are, so hoping he'll drop something into a conversation with Tim tomorrow.

plan tonight, after 10pm is to loiter around after the plotlines finish tonight either trying to get on the sabacc holo table since the bar closes at 2am, see if either of them pop in for a little nightcap, and try to see if Tim clocks us heading into the captains suite. Or Jen has stropped off for a quick cocktail or 7 before she can fall asleep face first on the atrium benches.


Ideally my wife is hoping we get to do this if we happen to sit by them on the Batu excursion tomorrow morning, but given they're not speaking to ANY other groups outside of minor pleasantries, its a long shot.

Also top tip that Tim won't be doing, but we will be..If you get into Batu on the early run, and grab the complimentary quick serve at docking bay 7, do the tasks and rides early and head back to the ship around 12-1pm you can also grab the end of the lunch buffet to get more value out of the meal offerings (Thanks to the atrium team for that little tip, pays to compliment the team!)

The Tim Tracker #100: We Should Have Used Plan B and Now We've Hired Plan "Bea"

Alright guys. I think I peaked at achieving a title of a thread. Even being the one that got to post the new thread. I wanted to see how far it would go until Boodle was blocked by ol’Dimmy but he seems to only block people with any sense. The only reason I became Boodle was watching my three accounts get banned for stating nothing.

Boodle isn’t a mom, she’s a 35yo Canadian married man. (For those that caught the -ou words.)

Work has gotten too busy and I just don’t care anymore. I could let Boodle ride off in the sunset but I’ll at least give this forum closure. If I get banned on tattle for trolling . Also if boodle gets banned on TTT Reddit I guess it will be showing that they do read here. Lol.

It was fun while it lasted then as Boodle morphed into incoherent nutcase it just got to a point of not caring anymore.

Missed 3 pages in the last thread and 8 here!! Holy shit.

Surgery went well but boy does this shit HURT. I really hate medication (especially narcotics) but I was BEGGING for the Dilaudid when I woke up from anesthesia.

I can’t believe I have birth without an epidural and this has me curled up like a big baby

Ok I gotta do it.

TTT #162: The cheapest way to eat on vacation is to not bring Jenn

credit to @littlemuv if it wins

So that was eventful..

I've still got about 16 odd pages to catch up on here (so forgive me if I repeat anything you may already know), but it does seem that they do read this little blog.

First off I was very surprised to See Jenn wandering round the atrium after 7am taking the opportunity to photoshoot, seems she had an early night after Tea Total Tim ditched her for sabacc (and cocktails) followed by light saber training, to say he was tipsy was a minor understatement, hopefully this shows up a little on the first vlog. But I digress, so Ill keep the observations I spotted over the course of day 2 to short bullet points.

1. Jen uses the lift always. I was very surprised by this especially as the floors are literally about 15 steps between each other, and not of a height where Jackson couldn't do it either.
2. when their not recording, they're always on their phones. Both trackers check social media, very often, Jenn's mainly twitter, dis board, and here that I've see when passing past them on route.. I couldn't catch the account name.
3. Jackson loves bluey.... at the table.... at the atrium.... in the zen garden...
4. Tim's camera is literally the most obtrusive thing you could ever wish at a table, no one I saw seemed happy they were being filmed at close contact.
5. Jackson really seemed overwhelmed at the start of the whole thing, and more disinterested as time went on (this isn't an experience for the young), so spent a lot of time wandering off away from story moments to explore.. This leads me to...
6. Jen doesn't have control of J. She tries to talk to him as a best friend would speak to person, not as a mom would talk to their child, it's almost as though she's scared of telling them what to do or laying down the law. whether this is because she cant handle the tantrums, or whether she doesn't want to be filmed 'telling off' her son is something for discussion...
7. J wasn't happy with the whole experience from 3pm day 1 through to 10am on day 3 (hint at the times they spent on board). Also Tim and Jens advise that J's bedtime is at 7:30pm is a little white lie, as he's been up until 9pm on board.
8. Tim's very slow eater, always seems to like filming Jen's food, watch her eat it... describe it, eat again... then film his, eat, describe (loudly). we didn't pay for the table either night, but were close enough to hear the conversations occurring, and this trip is definitely a 'reviewing the experience' attempt to write some of the tax off.
9. Not one person was a 'fan' of their on board. By that I mean some people knew who they were, but not to a stan point of wanting to follow them round everywhere, ask for photo's or more importantly, ask to do the 'now its time to pay the price' bit. Imagine how embarrassing it is to explain to someone who you are, what you do, and would you be able to say this sentence while we film it...? now imaging doing that more than once because someone in 'editing' doesn't know how many vlogs their going to split the footage into.
10. Jenn seems suitable pissed day 2. Day 1 had many of the cast commenting on costumes for those that attempted cosplay, which of course Jen LOVED. So imagine not being centre of attention on day 2, partly due to not really participating in activities, Tim got name checked a few times, Jenn not so much. So the experience and the actors knowing your name does have something to do with how much you participate in, very Westworld, and you can occasionally if your close to some actors hear the stage direction coming through the earpieces. Seems the size of the room doesn't increase your immersion which I think they expected (we had ours as there's about 6 of us, and it felt most justified, though still a splurge).
11. A couple decided to go in star trek, made me sad as we originally planned a Red Dwarf theme (ipad as holly). but thought against the fact that doing 'cat' may have been a bit 'inappropriate'.
12.Tim drunk = loose lips, did you know they earn about $500 per day on old vlogs + new content, seems odd that they've blown near $40k in about a weeks worth of experiences. there's a clear tax rebate thing going on here, and I cant see the IRS letting that lot go under the radar for long, especially with last years activities, even with the best accountants..
13. Jenn really doesn't talk to anyone when Tim's not there. My wife got a 'Hi' and short one word answers out of her when asking how old her son was and if he was enjoying it (he wasn't) She did try to hint husband was filming for channel as an open question to ask about it, so She happy shot her down and mentioned I work as a freelance journalist and was covering this as part of a feature piece for a couple of popular publications. suffice to say she avoided my wife for the rest of the trip.

In summary the whole splurging thing worries me, they seem to be hedging their bets on changing their channel to an luxury travel 'experience' vlog, one that shows the finer points Disney and local places can provide for those able to spend that little bit more, and what you get from it. only issue is they are using key words in the vlogs to cover getting a rebate, but not enough to warrant a substantial 'review' into each experience.. they're going to get audited, and their going to have to pay a lot back I suspect if it falls badly for them.

Today is one of those days I am happy not to see any of their entitled video bullshit.

after 17 months of warrior battle my best friend from college earned her wings. The only thing she wanted was to spend more time with her family and to start a foundation to raise money for scholarships for people to research emergency medicine which was her life passion. She did both of those things.

my heart is shattered for her husband, son, daughter, and mom. She was the only child of a single mom.

Congrats to @pkd81 for another hilarious Tracker thread title!

This picture from the last thread (courtesy @HaroldTheWalrus) pretty much summarizes it:



But feel free to add to the recap!

Recap of last thread in GIFs (my favorite way to recap ):

I'm going to be honest folks. I have read Tattle Life for years and have never commented. While I have taken on board the criticisms of the vloggers I like, I've often found them a little OTT or not in the spirit of the vlogs that were made or their intention.

But what Tim and Jenn have done has really angered me this time.

I commented on their YT video from GKTW and then removed the comment. I removed it because, on reflection, I thought "Maybe I'm being too harsh. Maybe I'm not giving Tim and Jenn enough credit. They don't have to provide exact details of the timeline of Tim's Covid recovery. And maybe I got it wrong."

I've since gone on to the GKTW instagram page and my worst fears were confirmed. There were, as should have been obvious to me, many vulnerable children and their families at the event. Tim's actions may have put them in direct danger and potentially endangered their lives. It is truly reprehensible.

I don't care if he followed the CDC guidelines. And I don't care if he tested negative in the 24 hours before he went. He should not have gone. It was too close to his positive case to take a chance. Going to the parks? Sure. Going to any public area where the people around him are not vulnerable as far as he knows? I can get on board with that as it's 2022 and we've all done our fair share of quarantining over the past two years. But to actively go INTO an environment with at-risk children and their families, after saying you WOULD NOT be attending due to your Covid diagnosis is as selfish as it is dangerous.

I genuinely pray neither Tim, Jenn or any of their family have to endure any of the illnesses that the children who benefit from GKTW do. I'm sure their attitude to attending an event like this so close to a positive Covid test would be very different in that unfortunate circumstance.

Sorry for the ramble on my first post but I had to put these frustrations somewhere. I'm just very upset at what they've done.

Was playing around with AI art and came up with this monstrosity.

Guys, I really wish I could show you a lot more with photos for “more proof” but I don’t want to risk my account being banned. I don’t live on the exact same street as them however, I do live pretty close to them in the same neighborhood. Obviously I’m not going give up where I live because I know Dim and J4D do look here on tattle. I can tell you that there are two gates to get into the neighborhood. The first one has security and the the second one you can use an app or you can pay for a remote. Their house looks the worst in the neighborhood. I can confirm they have had many female nannies go in and out of the house. Also on the FB page I can confirm that if you are looking for help during the summer there has been postings and Jessica or “Jess” did in fact reply to the initial post. So I’m sure the trackholes did reach out to her via FB. The volt never leaves that spot at least for the 6 months I’ve been here. They recently had the new solar panels installed about a month ago. But it gets better lol. I did see a posting in the FB page of a person trying to sale used solar panels and I was interested about them but they wanted way too much for older panels. I do think they are home because their garage door was just open. Live stream today? Anyway, you can believe me or not but I will continue to be here for the downfall of their channel because it’s happening as we speak! If anything else happens that I can see I will update youuuu guyzzzzzzzzz!

Do you think they created one for Jenn as well?