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Ella and Dan are SO cringe someone needs to tell him that everyone’s quite chilled when you’ve been seeing them for a grand total of 2 weeks and that when a relationship progresses to 7 years with a house and dog naturally most people will want some form of continued commitment, particularly when you’ve cheated and lied your way through the relationship and been with half your girlfriends friendship circle. He is honestly so dull and ugly and I don’t know what chemistry people are seeing with him and Ella, all I see is him answering ‘mmmm’ constantly when she speaks?

Lolling at Amy this episode. She’s saying handholding is cheating and she wouldn’t have it, but it’s ok that her man didn’t come home after a night out???? Is she ok?

Megan McKenna looking like jimmy saville

Nosey_nelly said:

Vas digging out the whole cast whilst having his head so far up Chloe Sims ass you can’t tell where he ends and she begins

Plus he knows fuck all because I for one skip her scenes because I honestly can’t stomach her

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But please spread love whilst I put down everyone else on the show

Ughh Elma saying she wants to ‘fuck’ Diags… I actually liked Elma but she must be seriously disturbed Diags is vile inside and out

Why tf is Chloe wanting to make up with Saffron People are acting like she’s the main character. The way she’s been mature and turned up and she said ‘maybe I’m growing up’ and Saffron said ‘finally’ sorry but wtf . Saffron is a decade older than her, she argued with her when Chloe was literally still a teenager. She should be the embarrassed one not Chloe.

Lilly long said:

Chloe Sims our last night for Romans birthday.. he was 19 .. king of the kids ..and Demi’s stories about Frankie dating Jack 2 or 3 years ago .. didn’t she live up north for 5 years ..

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Isn't her daughter 15? And she's going out for 19 year olds birthdays? maddie, come and collect your mum

I’m not really a fan of hers but this listing of all the men she might have had sex with seems a bit off… she’s entitled to a sex life and I personally don’t think it’s a scandalous amount of blokes!

What are the bets she told the ultrasound technician ‘oh shut up’ when she was told it was twins, with Harry echoing from miles away with their shared brain cell

Oh don’t get me started on the misogyny, sexism, bullying, and abuse of the early days. I truely believe we watched the downfall of Lauren Goodger as it happened. It wasn’t just Mark either, Carole and Leah are guilty as sin. That scene just after he has gaslighted her into an engagement and then gets with Sam and she eavesdrops on them at the Halloween party and she breaks down to Lauren pope is heartbreaking. She can’t even catch her breath and she says something about her her whole life has been rejection and he was her family. It’s almost like Stockholm Syndrome!

As for Michelle keegan, unless she’s broken his ego right down and rebuilt him then I can’t see how he’s changed that much, or, why she’s bother. Unless he is so superficial that now he’s got the ultimate sexy girlfriend, he just treated her better because he respects people according to their physical appearance. I’d struggle to be with someone even if they ‘used’ to be like that. Imagine spending all day filming Brassic with dreamy Joe Gilgun and then going back to that fat tongued twat. I’m delighted that he isn’t aging well

Jackie Brown said:

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Sorry the picture is so massive. Bit like his eyes.

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Remember when he confronted Gemma, he was obviously coked up and she went “what’s up, you ill“

The intelligent one out of the Sims sisters .. the one with a degree.. chauffeurs car

Mario has been messaging my friend back and fourth on Instagram. He has not changed at all still an attention seeking twat even with a wife to be and baby. He liked and comment how hot she was all over her pictures too but he’s since deleted all those comments. This was only about 4/5 months ago. I’m sure I screenshotted them on my old phone so if I ever switch it back on I’ll upload them. My friend isn’t even that pretty but she has an amazing body so always gets attention. Makes me sick really when I think about he behaves with women while now trying to portray a family man appearance!

THREAD TITLE #14. TOWIE Dan ain’t the man, Amber needs a Ring and Pram !

GoldSilver said:

I think Diags is a bit of a prick tbh. I think he’d be even more of a prick if he was better looking and could get away with it.

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Absolutely agree. He used to walk around clubs like women were fawning over him - no pal, everyone was after a glance at Tom Pearce!

Anyone else seen yaz’s stories this morning? Asking people to donate to her manager who has caught covid and is in Mexico so can’t fly home? Then she has the audacity to say I have just realised how serious this virus is? . He shouldn’t be out in Mexico holidaying in the first place.

Watching old Towie and the irony of Chloe Sims telling Wayne Lineker he’s 50 so he won’t get in the clubs they go to and calling him an OAP saying she’s ‘embarrassed’ for him. She’s now 42 still partying herself with a plastic face and has abandoned her vulnerable teenage daughter so she can ponce around LA celeb hunting with vas.

I didn’t even realise Polly was only 5 when the twins were born. That means Amy had 4 children all under 6 with 3 different dads! Like wtf? if she didn’t live in a million quid house people would judge her the same as some chav on Jeremy Kyle.

I always thought as well Lauren Goodger was unintentionally hilarious.

When her and Jess had a massive row about their relationship

Jess: I love you and have always been there for you Lauren
Lauren: You nevahh even text me when my shop blew up

And when Lauren P had to get those PIP implants removed

Lauren P: I’ve got to get it done people have been fainting all over the place randomly.
Lauren G: *nodding* it’s just stress you don’t need