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Fed up of Sophie and Jordan making the idea of having kids their whole personality. Been together 2 minutes 🥱 No one needs to know Jordan is jizzing up her.

I loved Chloe M keep shouting "I told her in Facesss" reminded me of the old days Sam shouting "I avent even been Faces"

Cutey said:

Watching old towie...Frank majors,fern and Charlie drama...then Gemma's " you ill" to lockie

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Gemma- u alright ?
Lickie-nah not really gem.
Gemma- wassup u ill ?

Think that's on tomorrows episode( late night re-runs of old Towne) guilty pleasure

Wayne Linekar gives me such creepy Tim Westwood vibes. Tragic at his age he thinks he’s still got it

bananabutter said:

It was SO good to see someone stick up for Chloe B against the dims for once! I’m so glad Chloe b finally pointed out the hypocrisy when frankie was going on about how her and Jack’s relationship wasn’t valid because they weren’t boyfriend and girlfriend.

“so your sister and Pete’s relationship wasn’t valid either seeing as he didn’t make her his girlfriend”

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I hate with a PASSION when someone uses 'you've never had a boyfriend' or 'thats why your single' etc as an insult. Like men are some big prize we win for being the best woman! Ferne said it quite a few series ago too. Rather be single than jump from shite relationship to shite relationship.

The way the Wright’s treated Lauren as if she was a slave that had to dote on Mark while he was out cheating on her… Clearly they think a woman’s place is in the kitchen, nasty bunch of weirdos

I think Chloe Meadows is very sly.

HarringBird said:

The only one from the show I actually like is Bobby - and its sad to see him so broken and not his usually funny self.

Chloe S, Amy, Harry D- even Diags - I liked them all back in the day, but they have lost their spark and are now just horrible.

Time for new, likeable characters OR dump the show completely. Either way, the show needs a shake up.

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Get rid of Gatsby.. the bloke does my tits in.. his wannabe rap career is beyond cringe worthy

Hope96 said:

Bobby and Gemma were comedy gold together.

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I'll rip that cheap wig off yer 'ead is a classic moment. And when he calls her Vanessa Feltz

Clelia needs to follow whoever has a personality to make up for the fact she has none.

Coco544 said:

he may well have a great mind for business but I still think he’s arrogant and mouthy when he first came in half the cast were telling Georgia he shouldn’t be speaking to her the way he does and calling her a C*** etc. Just shows the kind of person he is x

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So i have some dishy goss on Tommy and Georgia - I actually sat next to them on a flight back from Dubai about 6 years... G was absolutely lovely, I had a panic attack and she really looked after me and even started to fan me...bless her! Anyhow.... Tommy was on the other side of her and was absolutely vile. when lunch came around, tommy decided to put his seat all the way back (i honestly hate f**kers who do this) so the poor lady behind was squashed. She very politely asked if he could put it back up just for 5 minutes whilst she ate and he lost his shit, honestly screamed, complained to the flight attendants - the whole works....had a total fit. G was absolutely mortified and just kept quiet but tried to calm him down/shut him up.

Lydia and Arg who were together at the time were also on the flight had free business class seats and were smug as anything whilst G & T were slumming it at the back with all of us.

this may have been a "you needed to be there to believe it" but honestly the most dramatic encounter i've had a plane with a panic attack and tommy throwing his toys out

Got to be Pete or James Locke

wellingtonboots said:

Amy and Harry’s conversations would be half the time if they didn’t constantly repeat what the other one has said.
‘he’s so good with polly..’
‘So good…’

‘he loves kids’
‘Yeah loves kids…’

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Hahahaha this has killed me.
Arent they like two people who have had lobotomies.

ChickenLicking said:

Yet another TOWIE crim.


Unlikely. I doubt that Jess and Mark have criminal records though.

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Jess has definitely been up for various fashion crimes

Can someone please tell me who the fuck they think they are going to ‘meetings’ I have second hand embarrassment for them

Bit of goss about Dan which I completely forgot to mention.. My friends sister shagged him on a night out so many years ago. This was when he was on and off with Kate Wright still.. she said he was really nice and really like cwtchy and full on like affectionate . He told her he was completely single and interested in seeing her again and kept talking about places they could go on dates or things they could do . Then he never txted her ever again or rang her he must be a proper player and make women think he’s this boyfriend type . She didn’t apparently really watch towie at the time or know of him but she said within weeks he was in that Xmas episode of towie where he declares his love for Kate and holds the sign up in the window

Ambers whole personality the last 7 years was Dan .. trying to get with him and trying to keep him.. every fall out she has had one way or the other has been down to fighting over him or for him.. maybe this will be the best thing for her.. get off Towie and find someone who has a job and a bit of ambition..

Lockie looks like Michael Myers.

Someone has commented 'shouldn't your daughter be the apple of your eye' ... savage

Sooo I’m new here. But I live 20 mins from
Brentwood. Kate Ferdinand and all her friends were mean girls during their school years, they were friends with my male cousin. Kirk was brought up in my town and bumped into my brother the other day, Seemed really happy and doing well with his business. Arg has a hefty penis (apparently). Gemma Collins was rude to my NAN in a charity shop!!!! Cannot stand that woman haha.