BigBrenda

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Mark Wright was shagging some babestation woman across the road from our house when he first was serious with Michelle. He used to pull up in this Range Rover and cover his face like he was a celeb and shield himself. Literally no one was outside, We live in a cul de sac. My neighbours are in their 90s. I only noticed him cause I was making a tea. No one cares Mark okay.
 
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Holograms

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Can we stick to essex gossip and not derail with the, how heroin is some type of anti Ageing serum please 🤨
 
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So, I know some of the “old” Towie crowd, mainly thru the husband, but I have to tell this story...
When Joey Essex was going out with Sam Faires, her stepdad had not long got out of nick, and they all went on a family holiday to Spain and rented a villa. It was Sam, Joey, Billie, Greg , Sam & Billies mum, stepdad, Greg’s sister and her boyfriend Danny, plus various kids. Joey and Sam were fighting non-stop, and she almost broke his nose at one point. Anyway, one evening, the girls decided to go out, and the boys stayed behind to babysit. Sam, Billie and Greg’s sister came home without their mum. All hell broke loose when the mum eventually came home the next afternoon after spending the night with a random Scottish guy she met in one of the bars whilst out with her daughter’s....She’d been on the nose bag with her one night stand, and told everyone what a good shag she’d had!!....And her husband backed down when she screamed at him how long she’d gone without sex (even though he was now out of prison) That holiday was the real reason that Joey and Sam broke up, as he thought their mum’s behaviour was disgusting (as we all did). Anyway thought I’d share
 
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Fridgepicker

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I really like Diags, has anyone got any gossip on him? I’m so glad he didn’t stay with that Fran in the early seasons. She was horrible. I saw a program they were on recently, eating with me ex? I think it was called and she was still clearly in love with him.
I remember in 2012 he got caught shagging some girl outside a club 😂
 

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So, my hubby’s friend is one of those people who buy up old stock, like a liquidator- when shops are closing down, sometimes he’ll get a good parcel, which he would either sell on to a third party, or he might sell the stock himself.
So, this all happened 2 years ago. My hubbies friend bought some stock, and decided to sell it himself in an industrial estate in Debden, near Loughton. It’s also worth mentioning that this guy is in his late 70’s, not got great health, and wouldn’t hurt a fly. So, it turned out that the stock he was selling was Tommy Mallet’s new trainer line. And obviously the shop had initially bought the stock from Tommy, it was all above board, but for whatever reason, the shop was loosing money and had to sell the trainers to my hubby’s friend. So, Tommy heard that his trainers were being sold in a shop in Debden. It was a Saturday afternoon, and Tommy was absolutely fucking steaming over his trainers, and so he and a couple of his mates went over to Debden to look for the shop. The shop was full of kids, mums etc, the usual Saturday shopping bargain hunters. So, Tommy Mallet burst in to the shop, he was shouting and screaming “Where did you get my fucking trainers you fucking cunt!” The shop emptied, cos Tommy was going absolutely ape-shit!!.....He started kicking the display stands over, and was trying to get his trainers out of the shop. Meanwhile, our friend (who is an old frail man)
was trying desperately to tell Tommy that the trainers were part of a parcel he had legally bought when the shop had closed down, but it feel on deaf ears, Tommy Mallet was so angry, and then he started pushing and shoving our (OLD) friend, and he was shoving him in the chest, and shouting in his face, it was awful, and eventually my other half had to go over there to sort things out. Tommy Mallet is so fucking stupid, god knows how he’s got so succesful-but we made sure that everyone knew what Tommy had done - getting physical and pushing and shoving an OLD MAN!! What a nasty little cunt he is.🤬
 
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Chosen.One

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Watching old ones and Lauren’s shop has just been petrol bombed. Is that a regular occurrence for this lot? Marks bar and Elliot’s restaurant got petrol bombed too didn’t they?
One of my favourite Towie moments ever is Lauren saying to Jess you didn’t even text me when my shop burned down and Jess says did you not see my bbm status
 
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Emmadale

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Recap...

So Clelia has unfortunately not bore-d off like most of us were hoping. Still clinging on and creating beef to get some airtime.

Neither has the wannabe GC Saffron! Also getting involved in beef for airtime.

Pete has now escaped the clutches of Chloe but now acting like Sid James in a carry on movie licking him lips at Ella like a sleazy old perv (in blue tinted specs)

Nicole is still gobbing off at anyone who’ll listen, that brief period of smiling in her last series didn’t last very long!

Harry created a big drama with Bobby by lying about something that happened 7 years ago and dragged Amy into it causing Bobby to leave Essex (for all of 3 weeks as next weeks preview shows he’s back)

Chlourteney (as they’ve morphed into one) don’t know who they’re allowed to talk to from one show to the next but bow to Queen Amber.

Kelsey is getting stressed about hairbrushes.

Demi in a fake relationship with someone who looks like both her sisters.

What’s next...so next week looks like Bobby is back (yey) Lockie is back (ney) and lots of people are crying (inc Diags who appears to be crying about Chloe AGAIN...get a grip - maybe his next challenge could be to stop crying about Chloe Sims!)

Finally, why do I still watch this shit!
 
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bananabutter

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I’m watching some old TOWIE and I’m creased at another one of Bobby and Gemma’s arguments.

“I called you up and apologised for swearing at you, because no man should ever speak to a woman that way. Did I not apologise?”
“No”
“You dirty fucking liar, how dare you”


😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
 
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Dollywobs

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It still absolute cooks my noodle that Chloe Sims and Gatsy had sex. I mean, just picture it for a second.......... Sorry.
 
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GoldSilver

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I think Diags is a bit of a prick tbh. I think he’d be even more of a prick if he was better looking and could get away with it.
 
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Swx

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Diags is pathetix as a person. Always been the same “bantering” his friends about being under the thumb as is being in a relationship is embarrassing 🥴
I know he’s so fucking weird. Always the obsession with oh boys we’re all here and we’re all single! Like great what are yous going to do sit around and wank each other off? Fucking strange behaviour 🙄
 
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ebsx

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Telling me she didn't read the DM comments? No fucking morals to post this knowing some girl is devastated.
Just waiting for the Sims sisters to come out with a story about how Frankie actually went to nursery with that lad and therefore he was hers first. It was meant to be. Shame on the girlfriend for not knowing Frankie has first dibs on everyone - or second dibs when it comes to Chloe’s lads. 👀
 
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I seen lockie in Marbella a few years ago at Ocean. I was honestly concerned for his health and nearly went over with a packet of Imodium as he was in and out the toilets all bloody day.... poor thing must have had the trots 👀
 
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bananabutter

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My favourite Bobby and Gemma row was after him and Harry split up and Gemma betrayed him by going over to Harry’s family’s for a BBQ a few days later. I’ll never forget it.

“You’ve been over there enjoying a boiled egg salad, I’m faaacking devastated Gem”

“The way I see it is we’ve finished and you’re straight over there on the cheeseburgers and it’s not on”

😂😂😂😂😂😂
 
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Lottiew1

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I hope that amber shagged her way around the world & back! Dan is a fucking man child & diags is an ugly bastard. If Dan bent over far enough diags would stick it up him 😶
 
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Emmadale

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Recap....

Clelia didn’t get any more interesting.

Neither did Saffron!

Poor Bobby got drunk and said something (likely to be true) to Frankie. Bobby apologised to Frankie, should have been end of but Frankie cried to Chloe who then made a crying Bobby beg for forgiveness from the Sim mafia #bully

Opinions changed on Amy who turned her back on Bobby too (and we still all believe Harry is lying!)

Diags continued to bore the life out of everyone with his pointless challenges....and the show is so dull now that this took up the final episode.

Chloe M still wears strange headwear.

Chlourteney are still one unit shuffling around to follow the drama.

Demi’s fake relationship predictably ended.

Lockie came back but was as dull as dishwater so will hopefully go again.

Pervy Pete continued licking his lips...until he had to face Chloe S and then it got all serious again about the relationship that never was 😴

The show ended...and then things got more interesting....

Frankie dated another reality has been called Jack 3 years ago....he’s dated others and had a baby since but after what appears to be a coked up night has got it on with Frankie again. So the Sim(ple) sisters are doing what they can to portray it as a fairytale relationship not mentioning he was calling Brockett days ago. Looking forward to seeing how this one inevitably ends!
 
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AngryBird101

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Kirk Norcross has admitted that the reality bandwagon is horrible, shallow etc and I think he looks and seems genuinely happier now that he is normal again.
 
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She used to always be on the sesh and back at parties. So was Sam and Billie. Her ex that is Polly’s dad was also massively in to as well.
Did you ever see the videos from Ferne’s 30th party? Sam was gurning so bad. They were quickly deleted
Managed to find a screenshot of Sam’s thread
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Jennytea

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Amy Childs was just on a tik tok live with Harry , she had her daughter mocking Amber saying ‘what does Amber Turner sound like’ and getting her to do an impression! Wtf then Amy started laughing about someone commenting about Harry calling Amber Regina George.. Amy was like ‘that was the best comment’ and Harry was like ‘it’s true’.. Wtf bullying someone and exploiting your little girl to do it 🙄
 
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