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Amber and Dan: the problem with Amber she always saw Dan as a prize she had to win. When doing so, women get into this competitive mode about winning and not actually fully looking at what they believe is 'the prize'. 3 years on Amber has realised Dan ain't shit. Is she bankrolling him? What is he doing outside of Towie? People keep saying he can't be a director till 2031, but Amber or his mum could be a director of a company that his earnings go through and then they can pay him what they like. When Amber was on Chloe and Courtney's podcast she said that Dan was working on app, that was several months and I've seen nothing about it online. I think Dan is a bum a dull one at that. I was even suprised to hear in todays episode Dan wouldn't even go on double dates with Chloe, Courtney and their partners or has to be forced to initiate going out for dinner. She's literally excepting less than the bare minimum just to give the illusion she's 'won'

Jodie is a snake
Jordan and Sophie’s baby story line is cringe theyve been together 2 mins
Ella is gorgeous but also makes me cringe
Amber is still a mean girl trying to disguise it and
Junaid following the same route as amber to be more likeable
Freddy is an irritant
Amy needs to learn how to speak like an adult woman
Chloe and Courtney are irrelevant
That’s all for now.

sassylash said:

who does nicole think she is. TALENT she couldn’t even hag off chloe b successfully

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Her talent she’s probably the most irrelevant talentless person they’ve ever had on towie and that’s saying something haha

Who the Dickens does Chloe Simms think she is?! Anyone can clearly see Bobby is mentally unwell at the moment, and she thinks acting absolutely vile towards him is going to help? The pair of them wouldn't let him get a word in! He's had so much stress with the Harry thing and to be honest he's probably not over the issues with the London gangs last year. If someone's apologised then that's it, get over it. Why talk to him like dirt? Take that crimped hair and jog on.

State of these two tarts...

Chosen.One said:

Did anyone watch Tommy and Georgia’s show?

Tommy talking about surgery mentioning her nose job-
Georgia - “if they didn’t know I had one they’ll know now”
Tommy- “I think they can tell. Let’s have it right”

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I saw a clip where she said the baby had her lips girl you don’t even have your own lips

Watching the old ones on Britbox last night, I’m on season 14 and Danielle wants Lockie to have elocution lessons, he said “I don’t know why she wants me to have them when she sounds like Pat Butcher” howling . He had good banter with Danielle, better than with Yaz

Can’t believe Chloe is like 60 and saying she’s going to “hunt” Dan down for “lying” about her. Didn’t realise she was a mafia don. She’s so embarrassing.

Telly Fanatic said:

Carol is a nasty old bat and they always ganged up against Lauren

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The scene where Lauren bumps in to carol in the supermarket and carol slyly mentions Sam's coming over for dinner is iconic. It's the most passive aggressive show of a grown woman being a huge, smug bitch

Queenie2nd said:

I hope Clelia and baby are okay. Both she and her partner have not posted since end of May...

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You were right, how sad

I am SOOOOO confused how people are saying the new Dani on the show looks like the old Dani who was on the show. wtf? They look nothing alike at all , not one similarity

Cant stand Clelia. She’s always got this face on her.

I truly can't believe that Micky Norcross is no longer here. On towie he came across as such a kind gentleman and such a nice guy. Kirk and his siblings must be so devastated.i keep refreshing online to see if Kirk puts up a statement and it never comes... I can't imagine what he's going through!! I hope Mick is at peace now.
In regards to other z Listers posting about his death and inferring a suicide I find it so distasteful. At least let the family CONFIRM the circumstances surrounding his death!! I recognise its most likely he took his own life but at least let the family have their time or grieving and computing what has happened. All over Twitter there's people tweeting the same old generic "be kind", "reach out if you're struggling" "here's the number for the Samaritans". It's so disrespectful!! Nothing as been confirmed so let's say for arguments sake it wasn't a suicide and he was ill and collapsed...yet u have everyone online preaching mental illness or struggling with the pandemic or money issues. It's so insensitive and it's just a way for people to blow smoke up their own arses like they care about these issues!!

Mario falcone insta post was heartfelt until he decided to add "Mick was there went I went to pick up my R8"... LIKE.. why is that relevant!!!!
Anyway rant over. I'm truly sending love and prayers to Mick Norcross' family and loved ones. This can't be easy

God when did Lockie go from been so handsome to looking like a 40+ seedy looking slime ball

They were so threatened by Mario being tall, handsome, fancied by all the girls.
It’s funny because when you’re younger you don’t see the reality of why people treat people this way. U become a grown up and it all fuckin clicks when u see it all repeat and you’re now the old one telling the young kids ‘they’re just jealous of you’.

it’s actually fuckin true though. Diags there buck tooth, acne filled face, short lecherous twerp looking over at Mario going ‘he’s ugly’. Like ok mate

Leo100 said:

Did anyone notice how Ella put a story up last night saying she wasn't lieing etc and then at the bottom in smaller text she put she was removed for her safety now she's deleted that and said she was removed because Amber and Dan kicked off about her being there so TOWIE decided to separate them , she just talks shit and makes it up as she goes along

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She's honestly dangerous. Gives me Roxanne Pallett vibes, she could end up ruining someone's life! Complete fabrication and compulsive liar, it's actually embarrassing having to retract everything you say.

On a positive note .. I think Chloe Meadows, when she smiles particularly, is beautiful. She’s the only one that doesn’t look like a spitting image puppet!!

does anyone else wish tattle had been around during the glory days of towie with mark, sam etc! Would love to see what these threads would have been like then!!

Cack Slumrow said:

Have loved Amy, since she went to the Zoo with Kirk and still do, would love him to pop back with his famous "Extra" comment and direct it to Clelia and the gobby little bint she knocks about with. They really need to go.

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RIP old TOWIE. Some episodes used to make me really belly laugh. I know it's always been set up to a degree but they had plenty of material for storylines whereas now they are just clutching at straws for content.

Does anyone remember when someone had a botox party at their house and Lauren Pope said she had never had botox and everyone went silent and looked at her disbelievingly. It was so funny but I can never find a clip of it.

Chickenchips said:

Any tea on the original towie girls and drug habits ?

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Yes. Lauren Goodger had a very nasty and expensive coke habit, she ended up seeing a local drug dealer, and it’s also true that she worked in Dubai (porta potties LoL) that’s how she got the cash for her bum surgery. And in real life she’s got a very manly face, totally gone overboard with the jaw fillers. Lauren Pope was a high class call girl, that’s how she met Prince Harry, also was heavily into coke and weed, she actually lived in a flat in South Woodford with her pimp just before going on Towie. Amy Childs, more into weed, then got into coke/ecstasy when she was with Kirk Norcross, but Amy’s dad is an old market trader, and he found out about the drugs and apparently threatened Kirk over it. That’s one of the reasons why Amy left, her dad absolutely hated that Essex drug scene. Billie Mucklow is actually lovely and a right laugh, she didn’t touch drugs. Chloe Sims, loves coke, and used to do it in front of her daughter Madison, Frankie Essex, a big big drinker, not so much drugs, Gemma - no drugs, but used to drink before filming, same as Frankie. Also, to add, The Wright family are REALLY disliked locally. Years ago, Mark bought a pub called The White Hart in Woodford Wells, he turned it into a club, but it got firebombed a few weeks after it opened, apparently Mark Wright Snr owed money to a firm and never payed it back. Also Arg has a really really bad Ketamine habit- they tried to say it was coke, but Arg is best friends with a family member, and he said that Arg has come very close to overdosing several times.
With regards to the photo of Mark Wright Snr and a certain gangster, that’s Stevie Hunt, he’s Davey Hunts big brother, I know both of them, and they are lovely to me but very much feared in Essex. Actually Davey has a wicki Page (Lol) and also goes by the nickname “The Long Fella” due to his 6”5 height. There’s a book about them called “Judas Pig” Davey Hunts name was changed to Danny In the book.