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I feel so sorry for Bobby. He put his hands up and apologised, but oh no, ‘The Sims Sisters’ are gonna make him pay. They’ve all cloned into each other with their plastic look. Who does old Chloe think she is? She’s 40! Still hanging out with the young ones. She’s irrelevant. Get rid I say.

Let’s be honest Pete is never gonna have a serious relationship, the guy is an absolute creepy melt

soooooo f'ing bored of Diags and his stupid world record attempt now. I actually fast forward it.. no one cares

henriettadubois2 said:

Pretty vile and racist everyone going on about Junaid’s nose. Its a typical Indian nose.
Same people that mocked Georgia’s Greek nose then slated her when she got a nose job.

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Pretty sure he’s Pakistani. I think it’s more offensive to call his nose ‘typical’ of an ethnicity tbf.

Was it not long ago that we saw Tommy crying over trying to deal with anxiety and poor mental health problems? Now the jumped up little fucking bitch is slagging off his mates missus who's never said a bad word about him? Why the producers let's this happen Is beyond me. I am proper fuming.
Tommy and his shit chav looking trainers can fuck off.

Why do they always meet outside at Amy’s? I thought originally it was due to Social Distancing but they meet inside at other places.

Why is Chloe Brockett always walking the streets alone at night?

Why doesn’t Kelsey’s mouth open?

Why does Frankie wear what looks like safety goggles?

Why has Diags turned into such a bitch?

When they sacked most of the cast including you so you had to end your engagement and cancel your wedding to get back in some scenes

RedHotMoon said:

How patronising was Chloe M? Everything she was saying aside, that incredibly condescending tone! What nasty piece of work.

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I thought she was fab. I think her tone was pitch perfect- she left Ella in no doubt she could say more and really humiliate her but chose not to and walked away, laughing, while the wanna be sims could only resort to swearing.
Its about time TOWIE featured someone who has the mental capacity to actually argue. I'm really glad Chloe M rose to the occasion.

Why the hell would Brody’s first haircut save their relationship?!

The whole towie thing needs to stop now. Just leave it for a bit then put back on when the world's back to normal again. Put it out of its misery. It's absolutely dreadful now, you've got nearly 40 year olds acting like a kray twin to people with mental health issues, 20 year olds with litres of Botox in their face and they're having to resort to things like 'The great Essex spelling bee' to fill out the program. I've watched the entire series throughout lockdown and it's just become so bad now. I don't know why they carry it on.

Gl1tt3rUn1c0rn said:

Minor issue but does anyone else get annoyed with their malapropisms? Eg they say ‘underlining issues‘ when they probably mean ‘underlying issues’. Unless they are doing their schoolwork and have forgotten to underline the titles
the last episode I watched they kept going on about ‘escape goats’ , it’s ‘scapegoat’

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When they say "generally" rather than "genuinely" I hate that. I really hate it when toad with thyroid face Lockie says "Ima genilman"

I just watched Wednesdays episode and did anyone else notice when Pete was advising Frankie about Harry and said something like "Well, being the pessimist, if you haven't reached out for a few days then it's probably telling you something and its not good news..."
I have 3 points;
1. Perhaps he should listen to his own advice.
2. The only people who are allowed to "Reach Out" is any member of the Four Tops.
3. If I'm old enough to know who the Four Tops are am I too old to be watching TOWIE?

I've always thought that Dan comes across as a bit vacant. I mean he never says anything or has any real opinions on anything. Just sort of hangs about saying 'yeah innit'. No sense of humour, no kindness, no get up and go -there's literally nothing to him! Ive never heard him have a two - way conversation that goes beyond very basic small talk.

Dans mum sitting saying how amber is high maintenance so hopefully her next bf is chilled yeah hopefully he has a bit about him and a bit of ambition and a job, that would be a start. The good news is whoever it is, the bar was on the floor with Dan so it can’t be any worse also, hopefully if they have a mum, they aren’t publicly awful to her as soon as they meet and throughout the relationship. Wonder if whoever is unlucky enough to be with Dan next will still be compared to Kate

Drama between Harry and Dean, actually think I believe Dean. I remember how snakey Harry was when he was lying to Bobby.

Not defending Chloe, but who the hell is that sad case Wayne Lineker to judge anyone? Why would any woman need his approval?

ebsx said:

Mad that she acts like the mafia and she has to protect her family, yet didn’t think twice about shagging Dan (and telling him she would marry him) when it upset Joey.. fanny first or family first Chlo?

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She also snogged and secretly dated Mario in earlier series and he’s Charlie’s best mate upsetting both him and Lauren Pope in the process.
She’s a walking contradiction.

Wtf. Watching old Towie Christmas specials and they were talking about what they want for Xmas. Carol says "old Mark in young Mark's body." Sorry that's so creepy

- Why have they continued the Diags trying to break world records thing into another series
- Why can’t Kelsey move her mouth when she speaks
- Why is no one mentioning the age gap between creepy Pete and Ella? He’s 32 in Jess Wright and Lizzy Cundy years only
- Why is everyone acting like it’s completely normal for Chloe B to suddenly decide she wants to be best friends with gormless Harry
- Will Chloe “Muh Family” Simms ever stop looking as though she’s been locked into a dark room and is emerging into the sun with no sunglasses on?

Anyone else feel like Dan has completely gaslighted Amber He is acting like she’s been the red flag the whole relationship. Fuck knows what has happened recently but even up to last season the Ella thing.. Amber has put up with so much publicly and so much bullshit since being with him on the show. I just think they’re making her look the enemy and making Dan look the injured party