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I know a dog isn’t temporary and should be for life before anyone jumps down my throat but in my opinion when people split (especially if they were toxic) and they have no children together then they shouldn’t be staying in contact and I do think it’s best for one party to keep the pet. I think it’s ridiculous to keep in contact with someone and have to keep seeing an ex to exchange custody of a dog regularly. A lot of people use a pet as an excuse to keep seeing each other and to stay in contact. Once a relationship is over it should be done. This obviously doesn’t apply to people with children lol I know how important pets are but it isn’t the same as sharing a child (even though some may disagree). If it makes more sense for Amber to move away and Dan wants to stay in the UK with the dog I don’t see why she should be slagged off for it.

Cringing at the preview. “I can do what want because I’m Amber Turner“.

Amber, to make yourself into a fabulous reality tv icon (like Lisa Vanderpump or Bethany Frankel for example), which you’re clearly trying to do, then you have to be quick witted , intelligent and have the authority to speak to people like that. You’re only on the show because you clung onto your Yorkshire Ripper lookalike boyfriend through thick (in his case) and thin. He literally cheated on you with Chloe Sims (CHLOE ‘MUH FAMLEE’ SIMS!!!) and you still hung in there and continue to parade him around like some kind of prize...imagine

Sez99 said:

Yeah I genuinely think she is beautiful here. I don’t know who encouraged her to get all that filler, and to destroy her beautiful natural hair with all that peroxide etc.
Can I ask does anyone know what the family set up is ? I know Chloes mum left her so she was brought up by her dad and his new partner who is obviously Dani and Frankies mum, but is she still around ?? I would hope she’d be a better influence than Chloe !!

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Sad act who’s read Chloe’s book here
The partner, Demi and Frankie’s mum, didn’t bring Chloe up till she was about 12.
Chloe was with foster parents and under social services for 9 years.
They seem to have a strange set of morals and priorities the Sims.
The mum abandoned her and the Dad couldn’t cope. He asked the famous Nanny Linda if he could move in with her and she said no! Chloe addresses this in the book, if she resents her for this and she says “A lot of people think she should of let me and dad live with her. But she had raised her kids and had a really hard life so she wanted some time for herself.” I honestly can’t believe that. What must that have done to Chloe’s dad as pretty much a teenager trying to keep his daughter and his mum refuses help?! Joey Essex’s mum and dad, Joey’s Mum was Linda’s daughter, wanted to take her in but Linda wouldn’t allow that for some reason.
Chloe’s dad obviously was trying his best to keep his daughter and had her at weekends. The foster family were pretty rough round the edges by the sounds of it, she says she felt so much more at home with The Sims, well you would because they’re your family and how glam they all were and how beautifully dressed Nanny Linda always was and how glamorous. I’m sorry but I would walk around in rags before I would let any child of mine suffer like that! If it wasn’t for her Dad she would of been left in care. Chloe always talks about her Mum and her female relations but she doesn’t go into too much detail about her Dad, I think it sounds like it must of been so hard for him. He was only young the Mum had walked out, and the family around him either wouldn’t help him or were stopped from helping. His own father who lived in America offered to take in Chloe but she didn’t want to live in a different country to her Dad.
I remember an episode and I cringed when they said to Linda “you’re the best nanny in the world” puh-lease! She’s not even the best Nanny out of the towie cast! I don’t really like Chloe but I can see why she is the way she is.

I'm tired and extremely bored of Diags with his ridiculous efforts at trying to break a World record. The eating an onion scene last night made me feel sick watching it. Can all this silly nonsense just stop now.

Jordan has played a wonderfully strategic game this series!
He came in marketed as Lockie's best friend whilst Pete was away.
He wasted no time showcasing his 'talent' as a singer. He's promoted his hairdressing business. He's shown his vulnerable side by discussing his mums cancer diagnosis. He's got with the main women from both friendship groups (Brockett and Ella), last week's episode was centerd round him and showcased his presenting skills. He's pulled a blinder. TOWIE isn't what it used to be so if you arr gonna go on there best to promote and market yourself which he has done. The rest like Dani should take a leaf out of his book, instead of arguing about an ex or bitching with girls find a way to up your marketability.

Last season Dan said Chloe b was hard work and hard to be friends with on numerous occasions I bet that’s why Amber distanced herself from her.. and Saf never had a good word to say about Dan and now suddenly Saff is his biggest fan and Chloe b looks like she wants to shag him.. I wonder did Saf have the same energy for Dan when he used to cheat on Kate .. and also Roman we got the real Dan back .. you were in junior school when Dan was in his prime .. fucking dope

Just saw the trailer from this weekend, and think what you want of Chloe B but she is bloody quick witted

*Upon seeing Amber walk into the restaurant*
“at least Chloe and Courtney will know what to order now”

Jennytea said:

So random but reading this and spotted Vas in the background am I the only one baffled at how he always ends up at these events and rubbing shoulders with A-listers constantly.. What does he even do??
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Just reminds me of Gemma that time she was walking off and she said ‘go and get another selfie with Rita Ora darling I’m done’ or something there’s a Gemma Collins one liner for everyone i swear

EmilyChambers said:

Hes been alcohol and drug free for 16 months

Hes now controlling his food and has had surgery.

I reckon a sex addiction next

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Agreed. Once he can see his dick again he will deffo start using it.

Sazza25 said:

Chloe M is such a odd girl, the way she looks at brockett pisses me off

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Chloe M is pretty bland personality wise. Yes, Brockett is a fiery nightmare but she has some sauce to her, some spice. Chloe Meadows is like a ready salted meal deal.
Courtney Green is like an overgrown toddler. Just over-pampered and clueless.

Sorry but who does Clelia think she is on tonight’s episode? Trying to make this new guy look stupid and talk down to him like he’s a bunny boiler for txting her too much.. This is the same girl who moved to Essex when she was literally only dating Dan, they weren’t even a couple.. Bitch moved to a whole diff postcode to stalk someone

Does anyone else think that Demi's new girlfriend Francesca looks like a combination of all 3 Sims sisters?

New thread....

Recap from previous...

So we’ve found out Chloe’s been at it with Pete for 2 years they weren’t speaking but now are but aren’t in a relationship. Instead of being happy she’s shouting about Dan not wanting her over a year ago!

General consensus on here is:
- Amber is well liked and most would love to see her go head to head with Chloe as she’s the only one who seems to challenged her
- Diags has turned into a bitch
- Nobody knows why Kelsey’s face doesn’t move
- Demi has overdone it with the lip pump

And we’re all hoping it doesn’t turn into the Chloe and Pete show.

Unanswered questions:
- is Georgia pregnant
- why did Bobby & Matt split
- will Lockie stay t-total
- how long before pocket Pete has had enough?!

The Sims sisters really do think they are the UK version of the Kardashians don't they lol

YouknowGirlsMan said:

They did sleep together... its well known

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Is that you, Chloe Lewis?

Jennytea said:

Amy has a cheek saying Chloe brocket gets her ‘claws into’ men She’s one to fucking talk .

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Is she joking? Doesn’t Polly get a new dad for each year of her life?!?!

We can all count ourselves lucky that this series we didn’t have to put up with a patronising Chloe sims checking if Elma is good enough for her Diags!

So basically. Don’t go near any ex, pre-boyfriend, pre-fuck buddy or talk about the 3 sims OR the sims family. HOWEVER. They can do whatever, fuck whoever and bang it all over Instagram? More front than Frankies bottom lip. Get to fuck!

Omg I knew Demi reminded me of something lol! The monster who got stuck to the scream extractor in monsters inc

Minor issue but does anyone else get annoyed with their malapropisms? Eg they say ‘underlining issues‘ when they probably mean ‘underlying issues’. Unless they are doing their schoolwork and have forgotten to underline the titles
the last episode I watched they kept going on about ‘escape goats’ , it’s ‘scapegoat’