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I really want Harry and Chloe B to get together so I can watch the Sims witches have a meltdown.

How many leaving parties has this man had? Just fucking leave already.

I hate the way Dan acts like he’s doing Amber a massive favour by letting her move in. He‘s boring and looks like Peter Sutcliffe yet everyone on the show acts like he’s some great prize.

Unpopular opinion but I think Amber is going to be flying without Dan. One day he will regret it as she will be living her best life and he will be still going to ocean beach with diags in his 40s good for her I hope she does well.

OMG so I have been watching old TOWIE’s and Demi Simms was in it way before she was reintroduced, I honestly didn’t even recognise her at first she looks like a different person, what a shame she was so pretty!

I think being in your 30s and referring to yourself as ‘girl band’ is pretty tragic. They all need to grow up.

I went on a TOWIE bus tour of Brentwood with a friend a few years ago. It was so shit it was hilarious! We went to Minnie's, Gemma's shop, Lucy's Boutique, Danielle's shop, Sugar Hut, a bar they always film in that's next to a dual carriageway, and Lockie's cafe (but you were only allowed in if you'd pre-ordered an overpriced item; we didn't bother and went to Greggs round the corner instead).

The shops were all full of overpriced tat, with the exception of Danielle's which has some nice stock and was run by Danielle's mum who was lovely. But it was in Hornchurch, not Brentwood, which seemed a bit random.

The only cast member we met was Gemma who was "working" in her shop (her mum was on the till). I say met it was more like briefly interacted with as when we went into the shop she was all "hi gewls" but as soon as she clocked that me and my friend weren't plus size and therefore unlikely to buy anything she disappeared off out the back never to be seen again

Me and my friend nearly got run over by Mario in his massive white Range Rover with personalised number plate as he didn't stop at a zebra crosssing. We also saw Sam and Billie's stepdad in Sugar Hut talking to some men and waving a wad of cash (this was at like 2pm on a random Wednesday).

The tour guide was the highlight as he knew a lot of the cast and had been an extra a few times. He had loads of stories (none of which I can remember now.......)

The Mail is saying all three Sims sisters are staying and ‘set to become the focal point of the show’. That’s me done.

Sazbee said:

RIP old TOWIE. Some episodes used to make me really belly laugh. I know it's always been set up to a degree but they had plenty of material for storylines whereas now they are just clutching at straws for content.

Does anyone remember when someone had a botox party at their house and Lauren Pope said she had never had botox and everyone went silent and looked at her disbelievingly. It was so funny but I can never find a clip of it.

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Gemma and Bobby's fights were the best, the one liners! "You're a prize dick mate!" "It's no skin off my minge" "I'll rip that cheap wig off yer 'ead, Vanessa Feltz!"

I'm watching the episode when Lewis Bloor argues with Mike Hassani and I'm crying
"Your hairline is like mcdonalds arches. I'm standing here and I don't know if I should row with ya or order a big mac"

Pirate Pete slid into my DMs before he was on TOWIE.
He said I had nice eyes

That’s so bad of Dan. I feel so sorry for amber, don’t care how horrible she is, imagine seeing that same article as everyone else when you’ve been with him 6/7 years. Wow gutting

Gamu said:

Gatsby is repulsive, Dani must be really desperate to stay in the show because I’ve never seen a couple with less chemistry.

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There was more passion in the kiss between big baby Paul and his mother on Mummy Diaries

bagafreebee said:

They look like they are going to explode.

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Olivia attwood is the vilest person i have ever seen. Her behaviour in LI was psychotic, her behaviour to her ex Chris was abusive. If a man had been shown doing the things she did to him there would have been an uproar. Now she’s weaselled her way into Towie and she’s showing she’s a downright bully to a girl 10 years younger (such class). Her fiance must be out of his mind. Who looks at a clearly very anorexic woman with huge wonky comedy breasts and lips, anger management issues and foul aggressive temper and thinks.... wife material there, she’ll make a lovely partner and future mum to our kids! He’s signing himself up to a lifetime of drama and misery marrying that toxic spider!

I feel like this hasn’t been said in a while so I’m going to.
“What’s up? You ill?”

I was in Selfridges today. Having a drink in one of their bars.

I know he is no longer in Towie but Pete wicks walks in, with a very pretty but very young girl.

He scanned the room to see who was looking. When she went to the toilet he asked the barman for some olives or nuts.

The barman replied that they have both so what would you like?

His reply, " just bring the olives, she will be getting enough nuts later"

And he kept calling the barman "brother.

I felt sick when the barman said " it's a real pleasure to meet you"

WTAF ?

Throwing serious shade at Chloe sims there

Notaninstamumeither said:

The new way of filming is so shit! We all know Dan and Amber have split but they they are in the series. Harry is talking about Amy being pregnant. Shows how long the time lag is. Rubbish!

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I remember when they used to have an episode on the Sunday, there’d be Twitter beef between the cast whilst they watched it, then the follow up Barney would be on the Wednesday episode

I literally hate Chloe sims so much she’s a nasty toxic narcissistic cow

Voice notes on the little flower shops story outing Ella and her family !!