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I’m sure I’ve mentioned before my ex who couldn’t spell. When I dumped him - not for his spelling, though he definitely couldn’t spell faithful - he wrote me a letter begging me to reconsider. He said he loved me with his “hart and sole”.

I slept with a guy who kept his socks on and then ‘finished’ all over me. He then took off one of his sweaty socks and gave it to me so I could clean up If that was not traumatic enough, he spent the next hour playing me clips of him singing with his band off his phone.

I waited until he was asleep and then ran out of his house and took a train home in the middle of the night.

Sorry, I know this is toxic to say but…. men on tattle give me the ick. Why are you, as a man, on a gossip forum?!!!

(ok you can cancel me now lol)

A few weeks ago I had to go to hospital very suddenly. My husband realised he had dog shit on his trainers just before we left the house so he quickly changed his footwear. It wasn't til I was feeling improved in hospital that I realised he was wearing tracksuit bottoms and...his fancy shoes he was wearing on our wedding day. I need to stop thinking about it

My ex wore 5 toe shoes doing sports which was moderately acceptable, but also to the pub, which definitely wasn't. What a dickhead, I can't believe I left the house with him

Bantersaurus?

Also I shagged a guy I met on holiday in Tenerife and as I was leaving his hotel in the morning I saw he had these monstrosities… ICK!

Hi everyone, I have been howling at this thread for weeks. I read it when I can't sleep and it always ends up with my cry laughing at 4am slapping my leg with joy.

Here's a couple of mine that come to mind:

•I said this with my old account but I need to say it again... Men in dressing gowns FULL STOP. Extra ick points if it's navy and slightly crusty from too many washes. Extra EXTRA ick points if it sits mid calf and their leg hair is still wet from the shower and it's stuck flat down looking super long get away from me
•Short men that wear air max for the little platform
•short men that do the little bouncy walk to get some extra height their heels never touch the ground, ballerina-ing to sports direct
•men that use the word GIGGLE "that made me giggle"
•seeing a man at a buffet holding a paper plate (full stop) and the plate is wilting from the amount of food on it and he's leaning over the table proper carefully deciding what to have. grabbing handfuls of ready salted crisps and triangle ham sandwiches with his bear hands like a toddler AND THEN he walks back to his table delighted
•i second whoever said the word "tummy" imagine your man clutching his stomach and saying in a sad voice "my tummy hurts : (((" omg to the guillotine
•using the words doggo/pupper
•this has probably been said before, but men sat at the hairdressers with the little cape on and the barber spins the chair round to the mirror and he's completely still / dead faced

and i said this on my last account but it needs to be said again because it's a KILLER for me.

•having sex with a man (full stop lol) but he's finishing and his toes either all clamp down and scrunch downwards together or they all go up and spread out like he's had his nails painted and needs a toe seperator... never will i do reverse cowgirl AGAIN

36 - why fucking lie?? Just why. He's not fooling anyone the stupid old cunt.

Usually a lurker but this one gave me HIGE ick today. Man in a shopping centre with wife and three children, a baby in a pram, toddler and roughly 6 year old. Mum is struggling with the baby crying and toddler fussing and juggling bags and the pram. Man having a loud "I'm an important business man but I'm still VERY down to earth, we're all mates here" conversation on his mobile ("yeah Clive if you could get those on my desk by C O P that'd be BLINDING, don't want to hassle you mate but I've got a lot riding on that one..." etc etc). Ends call, older daughter asks if they're going to a certain shop now. "Yeah yeah darlin we are, sorry I was just on the phone, Daddy has to make all the money so his queen and his little princesses can SPEND it!"
I rolled my eyes and fairly sure I felt the rest of the population do it along with me.

Guy I was seeing cooked me dinner then proceeded to stare deep into my soul and perform Lose Yourself. Never felt so awkward in my entire life, just the two of us sitting there for the whole song while he held my hand. He didn’t break eye contact and he spat on me several times

Guys who post a holiday picture with the caption ‘had worse Monday’s’ or something to that effect

Something about seeing and/or hearing a guy blowing their nose gives me major ick too

Made me think of this thread so had to share

It went from bad… to worse!

Read a post on a forum today where a fella admitted to having a basin beside his bed to go to the toilet in when he can’t be bothered to go to the bathroom at night, not just pee. I gagged

Something happened today and I knew I had to come ob here and tell you lovely lot...

I caught my hubby scratching his bollocks with my tangle teaze. The under bit, the barse. Head back in a fit of ecstasy, one hand clutching his knob and ball sack the other rooting at his barse with my hair brush.

He said he's always doing it and it's not a big deal cos I give him head.

My mum was staying a few weeks back and was using that same tangle teazer

Hardly a selling point My five year old nephew can name all the characters in his favourite films, cartoons, TV programmes.

I sent my boyfriend home the other night because he felt sick and said his “tummy was in turmoil”.

Mine was the same after hearing that.

This on a guys dating profile:

The group ‘diversity’. I’m sorry but every single ‘performance’ I’ve seen of them makes me cringe