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LittleLizzy1985 said:

Can you screenshot and blur out his face? We need to see this! Haha

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I thought his hair looked a bit bizarre. I had to zoom in. It’s been drawn on!!!!

Had a date few months ago , we arranged to meet at a country pub midway to where we both lived. I arrived 20 minutes early so I could sit outside and wait rather than turn up looking for him.

Then he turned up on a horse!!! Jumped off greeted me as he recognised me from my picture , his hair had grown at least 4 inches in length since the picture he had sent me. Then managed to down 3 pints in an hour. I made lame excuses and left saying I wasn't really up for eating a lunch!!

WTF.. who turns up to date on a fucking horse !!!

« You know what’ll drive women crazy ?

- my weird AAA-cup nips ;
- my quite freshly inked tattoo that I clearly had done in middle age ;
- sucking my gut in ;
- pulling my shorts down to the base of my cock to coquettishly reveal the top of my pubes ;
- in a fairly unkempt garage.

Perfect. I’ll be beating ‘em off with a shitty stick. »

We can close the thread, guys, it’s over - I just saw a guy on an app say one of his favourite things was “skin on skin cuddles”. Aaaaand I’m out. Celibacy never looked so good.

I’m sure I’ve mentioned before my ex who couldn’t spell. When I dumped him - not for his spelling, though he definitely couldn’t spell faithful - he wrote me a letter begging me to reconsider. He said he loved me with his “hart and sole”.

I slept with a guy who kept his socks on and then ‘finished’ all over me. He then took off one of his sweaty socks and gave it to me so I could clean up If that was not traumatic enough, he spent the next hour playing me clips of him singing with his band off his phone.

I waited until he was asleep and then ran out of his house and took a train home in the middle of the night.

Sorry, I know this is toxic to say but…. men on tattle give me the ick. Why are you, as a man, on a gossip forum?!!!

(ok you can cancel me now lol)

A few weeks ago I had to go to hospital very suddenly. My husband realised he had dog shit on his trainers just before we left the house so he quickly changed his footwear. It wasn't til I was feeling improved in hospital that I realised he was wearing tracksuit bottoms and...his fancy shoes he was wearing on our wedding day. I need to stop thinking about it

My ex wore 5 toe shoes doing sports which was moderately acceptable, but also to the pub, which definitely wasn't. What a dickhead, I can't believe I left the house with him

Bantersaurus?

Andrea is nae backing down

Also I shagged a guy I met on holiday in Tenerife and as I was leaving his hotel in the morning I saw he had these monstrosities… ICK!

Hi everyone, I have been howling at this thread for weeks. I read it when I can't sleep and it always ends up with my cry laughing at 4am slapping my leg with joy.

Here's a couple of mine that come to mind:

•I said this with my old account but I need to say it again... Men in dressing gowns FULL STOP. Extra ick points if it's navy and slightly crusty from too many washes. Extra EXTRA ick points if it sits mid calf and their leg hair is still wet from the shower and it's stuck flat down looking super long get away from me
•Short men that wear air max for the little platform
•short men that do the little bouncy walk to get some extra height their heels never touch the ground, ballerina-ing to sports direct
•men that use the word GIGGLE "that made me giggle"
•seeing a man at a buffet holding a paper plate (full stop) and the plate is wilting from the amount of food on it and he's leaning over the table proper carefully deciding what to have. grabbing handfuls of ready salted crisps and triangle ham sandwiches with his bear hands like a toddler AND THEN he walks back to his table delighted
•i second whoever said the word "tummy" imagine your man clutching his stomach and saying in a sad voice "my tummy hurts : (((" omg to the guillotine
•using the words doggo/pupper
•this has probably been said before, but men sat at the hairdressers with the little cape on and the barber spins the chair round to the mirror and he's completely still / dead faced

and i said this on my last account but it needs to be said again because it's a KILLER for me.

•having sex with a man (full stop lol) but he's finishing and his toes either all clamp down and scrunch downwards together or they all go up and spread out like he's had his nails painted and needs a toe seperator... never will i do reverse cowgirl AGAIN

I do this every so often, I go to watch one of her videos and I get about 8 seconds in and think “that’s plenty ”.

So from that small snippet, this is what I took away.

How chavvy are her hands? What an absolute state those rings are and she maybe had a jibe at Aimee about how she does her own nails but honestly, they’re not helping:



And she started by saying it’s been obvious she hasn’t been right for the last few months, but sometimes those who look ok on the outside are the ones struggling the most - so is it obvious or not?



And who is she saying “love you” to, herself?

You know who else has been struggling for the last few months? Me. I’m sorry for the merail but it ties in with what this one is saying so I’m just going to dump it here. Mentally, I’ve hit rock bottom. I’m lost. I don’t know who this Lenny is but it’s not me. Like too many others here, I’ve had awful periods in my life and tough times but none of them have been my own doing. Never in my life have I bullied anyone, tried to get someone sacked, cheated on someone, told awful lies, married a dying man for money, treated my friends and family like shit because regardless of what’s going on, I’m not a cunt. I have a real life job and a family with no mum or nana to pick up the slack, I wouldn’t have time to manipulate the internet even if I wanted to, although I’m going to talk to the doctor about getting signed off so I’ll maybe give it a go.

Cry all you want Stephanie but we all know your tears are for you and you only. It’s insannnne that you’ve got to 38 before people are actually able to put you in your place but that luck has run out and you are about to see the karma you talk so often about. Enjoy packing up PIP Mansion and downsizing because there’s no way you have a monthly income to support that rent. I’m sure you thought you’re so irresistible men would be biting your hand off to date you but again, your own behaviour has put them off. You’ve blown your Tik Tok “career” because you can’t help yourself but let the real Vav out - Tattle’s still here and keeping receipts but bear in mind, if these threads are still closed then people are getting their info from somewhere.

And what would be the icing on the cake and better than any anti-depressants for me is if people are able to post proof you, your mum or your nana - who are your employees ergo agents of you by your own logic - contacted people’s work.

I’ve got a title for your book Beefy: ‘Stephanie Vavron - Unlikeable, Unemployable, Undateable’

36 - why fucking lie?? Just why. He's not fooling anyone the stupid old cunt.

Usually a lurker but this one gave me HIGE ick today. Man in a shopping centre with wife and three children, a baby in a pram, toddler and roughly 6 year old. Mum is struggling with the baby crying and toddler fussing and juggling bags and the pram. Man having a loud "I'm an important business man but I'm still VERY down to earth, we're all mates here" conversation on his mobile ("yeah Clive if you could get those on my desk by C O P that'd be BLINDING, don't want to hassle you mate but I've got a lot riding on that one..." etc etc). Ends call, older daughter asks if they're going to a certain shop now. "Yeah yeah darlin we are, sorry I was just on the phone, Daddy has to make all the money so his queen and his little princesses can SPEND it!"
I rolled my eyes and fairly sure I felt the rest of the population do it along with me.

Guy I was seeing cooked me dinner then proceeded to stare deep into my soul and perform Lose Yourself. Never felt so awkward in my entire life, just the two of us sitting there for the whole song while he held my hand. He didn’t break eye contact and he spat on me several times

Guys who post a holiday picture with the caption ‘had worse Monday’s’ or something to that effect

Something about seeing and/or hearing a guy blowing their nose gives me major ick too

Made me think of this thread so had to share

It went from bad… to worse!