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Found out yesterday my boyfriend has a daily mail account and argues with other members in the comment section on a regular basis

Read a post on a forum today where a fella admitted to having a basin beside his bed to go to the toilet in when he can’t be bothered to go to the bathroom at night, not just pee. I gagged

Something happened today and I knew I had to come ob here and tell you lovely lot...

I caught my hubby scratching his bollocks with my tangle teaze. The under bit, the barse. Head back in a fit of ecstasy, one hand clutching his knob and ball sack the other rooting at his barse with my hair brush.

He said he's always doing it and it's not a big deal cos I give him head.

My mum was staying a few weeks back and was using that same tangle teazer

Hardly a selling point My five year old nephew can name all the characters in his favourite films, cartoons, TV programmes.

I sent my boyfriend home the other night because he felt sick and said his “tummy was in turmoil”.

Mine was the same after hearing that.

This on a guys dating profile:

The group ‘diversity’. I’m sorry but every single ‘performance’ I’ve seen of them makes me cringe

My boyfriend mentioned where he was born and I got the ick that he was a newborn baby

I once went to a boy's family home for Sunday roast. He had beef, roast potatoes, Yorkshire puddings and gravy but instead of vegetables he had baked beans and then put tomato sauce on his beef and got some on his chin. I got so icked I couldn't eat. I then I ghosted him I felt such hatred.

HowlOwl said:

My dad used to wear a really short dressing gown and be always bending over to look for the tv remote or whatever

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Omg this reminded me... when I first started dating my husband he took me to meet his parents, we were 16 at the time. They obviously were not expecting me. His dad was wearing the shortest denim shorts I've ever seen (husband later told me he made them himself out of old jeans anyway..). He tapped the sofa for me to sit next to him, his fucking balls were hanging out the bottom of the shorts

I had tucked that memory deep away. I've scarred myself all over again

I had a boyfriend who used to use a sing song voice when ordering food in a restaurant. Also he’d read out the whole menu description. So instead of “fish and chips, please” like a normal human being he’d sing “I’ll have the freshly caught North Sea haddock served with triple cooked skin on chips, and seasonal vegetablessssss” note the big flourish at the end.

CRINGE

He also had ginger hairy hands.

When we first met, (I'd known him a week or something ridiculous), my ex started full on sobbing as he told me how much he loved me. My friend was upstairs using the toilet and came down to find us sat on the sofa, him balling his eyes out so she asks why he's crying and he starts noisy sobbing even more as he wails, "It's because I love her so much"...

I'm embarrassed writing this.

She still takes the piss now.

I've dated some absolute first class icks.

Speaking of Tinder - men who have passive aggressive bios such as:

• "don't bother swiping if you're not gonna talk"
• "not here to find a pen pal"
• "does anybody actually talk on here"
• "no time wasters"

Ironically, these are usually the men who have the personality of a sponge (soaking in all the fun).

Mushroom50 said:

We were out for dinner last night and a couple on the next table had just received their drinks. They cheersed and then the man said 'chin chin cheroo, baby' .

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I was out for dinner Friday sat next to a couple, he was awful, clearly trying to impress her and show off through the whole meal. When he came to pay he tipped the waitress, she said thanks, he replied 'Oh no problem, I can easily afford that'

I love this thread!
I could write the biggest list of things by husband does that give me the Ick, but bizarrely I still love him to death and wouldn't want to be without him. I'll start with the biggest

- He tells me the most boring tales from work, and then repeats everything, but backwards. For example "At work today, Dave was going to put the kettle on but it was empty. It was empty. The kettle. No water in it! So I told him!"
- Laughs in a fucking irritating way that turns into a cough. learn to breath for fucks sake.
- Refuses to wear anything on his feet in the house so I am subjected to his gnarly toenails.
- He is a morning person, he wakes up and talks. This morning, his very first words to me were "guess how much Petrol is on the motorway today". I DO NOT GIVE A SHIT, ESPECIALLY AT 5.45AM!

That'll do for now, or I might talk myself out of love with him! lol

Oh hang on people I’ve just thought of an absolute cracker that happened to me years ago.

I was 23 and he was 25. I fancied him for ages and when he asked me out I was giddy.

For our first date he took me to the local weatherspoons!!! He had a red bull then proceeded to tell me he needed to go for a poo. Fucks sake. He goes toilet and comes back blaming the red bull.

we walk to our cars and I see he drives a red rusty D reg Nissan micra.

kisses me and the WHOLE tongue went in immediately.

my vagina sewed itself up.

I want to scream with boiling Ick when my partner is so pathetic out & about, holding doors open for hoardes of people swarming through a shop door who don't even know he's there, or ducking into doorways or sidestreets so that groups of people who are walking 4 abreast can glide past him. They don't acknowledge him, they didn't even know he was there. Its way beyond manners, he just looks like a sad, pathetic, simpy mug. Meanwhile I've got to hang about in the street while he doffs his hat and tugs his forelock, unseen, for ignorant nobodies.

Grow a pair and negotiate the street with regular manners like an adult man, ffs.

I was sitting having a quiet drink and reading and some guy comes up to me and was like "oh you're all on your own?" And I was just "yeah, enjoying a quiet pint with my book." He kept trying to make conversation and I was polite but not encouraging it because I just wanted a minute to myself.

Then he went "I'd love to make you orgasm. You have a lovely smile and I'd love to see your orgasm face."

i didn't come out to be harassed. Why do men say things like that? It's disgusting. Does that ever work?

When people say ‘we are pregnant’

I've never spoken about this before because it's so grim but I had to stop seeing someone because the night before he'd come down with a case of 'bad guts' but he still insisted on our date going ahead. Didn't think anything of it, he seemed fine enough. Fast forward to him jumping out of bed to have the loud shits in the ensuite bathroom. Then wanting to dive back into sex. That's not the worst bit. He then bolted back into the bathroom and as he shuffled with his arse cheeks clutched together back into the bog, I could see remnants of loo roll stuck in there from his last visit. I was too sickened and mortified to tell him the real reason behind ending it so I made something up.
His final flourish was pausing before getting back into bed, smiling grimly and then performing a 'helicopter dick' before beaming at me with pride!