Smell_my_cheese
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Someone I thought I really liked shortened cucumber to ‘cukes’ the other day and I can’t get over it.
watermelon sugar
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My fella has just come in and went ‘I’ve just went flying outside and landed on my arse with my legs in the air’ and the thought of him slipping over with his legs akimbo proper gave me the ick 
Zoombeeni2245
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Things that have given me the ick in the past from various people
* calling his stomach his tummy
* picking up people’s old Tesco receipts from the floor or self service & taking them to the customer service desk to get the missed points on his Tesco clubcard
* threadbare underwear
* putting ketchup in spaghetti bolognaise
* saying I love you by texting ILY
* club thumb ( Google it)
* calling his stomach his tummy
* picking up people’s old Tesco receipts from the floor or self service & taking them to the customer service desk to get the missed points on his Tesco clubcard
* threadbare underwear
* putting ketchup in spaghetti bolognaise
* saying I love you by texting ILY
* club thumb ( Google it)
Detailing101
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This thread is amazing
I had a PT, he was bloody gorgeous, classic love story. I fucked him. After a few months of hitting it off...
Anyway after a good solid 8/10 effort he decided to put something on to go and make some drinks and low and behold he decided to put his grannies lilac night dress on... (he was living with her in London) I was outta there at 2am half dressed scrabbling for an Uber.
I had a PT, he was bloody gorgeous, classic love story. I fucked him.
After a few months of hitting it off... Anyway after a good solid 8/10 effort he decided to put something on to go and make some drinks and low and behold he decided to put his grannies lilac night dress on... (he was living with her in London) I was outta there at 2am half dressed scrabbling for an Uber.
it’s not been changed?!
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When people announce on social media that they’re taking a break from social media 