lilykestrel
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Just seen this comment on the Facebook post. He's legit, he wrote The Great British Post Office Scandal. He's written for Private Eye about it.
I wrote that! I'm famous! Now I can get my mug splashed all over the local press as "comedienne and funnywoman"
Scatterrbrain is how my friend described him, that he means well but no proper business head.If I were a bit of a scatterbrain when it came to accounting, I would simply not take it upon myself to have thousands and thousands of pounds flow into accounts in my name for me to distribute elsewhere.
Like if you want to do good with your skillset, volunteer your time and skills to good causes or work in partnership with good causes. Although I suppose that comes with less social media clout, and charities don't necessarily want to put their official stamp on "BUY TOBLERONE HOUSE PRISMS FOR THE HOMELESS" or whatever
A Guardian article with Shattenstone explaining his side with a cover spread of him in a wheelie bin full of big macs.How do we reckon he'll play this? He's clearly cottoned on that the Internet has cottoned on.
Rebrand? Brazen it out? ... Be honest? Be "honest" (the receipts are with a journalist and my agent "honest", I mean)? Go to ground? Pop up with a nostalgic take on how you don't see white dog shit like you used to? Bin day joke?
I generally can't decide
FY | ||||||
19-20 | 20-21 | 21-22 | 22-23 | 23-24 | Grand Total | |
SUM of Value | £1,650.00 | £148,000.00 | £192,700.00 | £87,300.00 | £65,000.00 | £494,650.00 |
SUM of Value | FY | |||||
Function | 19-20 | 20-21 | 21-22 | 22-23 | 23-24 | Grand Total |
CORPORATE & CUSTOMER SERVICES | £150.00 | £150.00 | ||||
ECONOMY INVEST & PH NDSG | £87,300.00 | £65,000.00 | £152,300.00 | |||
PLACE & PUBLIC HEALTH NON DSG | £1,500.00 | £148,000.00 | £192,700.00 | £342,200.00 | ||
Grand Total | £1,650.00 | £148,000.00 | £192,700.00 | £87,300.00 | £65,000.00 | £494,650.00 |
Sheet | FY | Date | Name | Value | Function | Source | Spend Description |
Oct - Dec 2019 | 19-20 | 08/11/2019 | SIMON HARRIS | £150.00 | CORPORATE & CUSTOMER SERVICES | Accounts Payable | PUBLICATIONS & PROMOTIONS |
Oct - Dec 2019 | 19-20 | 22/11/2019 | SIMON HARRIS | £1,500.00 | PLACE & PUBLIC HEALTH NON DSG | Accounts Payable | BOOKS & MULTIMEDIA |
Apr - Jun 2020 | 20-21 | 04/06/2020 | SIMON HARRIS | £2,500.00 | PLACE & PUBLIC HEALTH NON DSG | Accounts Payable | OTHER THIRD PARTY COSTS |
Jul - Sep 2020 | 20-21 | 08/07/2020 | SIMON HARRIS | £22,500.00 | PLACE & PUBLIC HEALTH NON DSG | Accounts Payable | OTHER THIRD PARTY COSTS |
Jul - Sep 2020 | 20-21 | 20/07/2020 | SIMON HARRIS | £5,000.00 | PLACE & PUBLIC HEALTH NON DSG | Accounts Payable | OTHER THIRD PARTY COSTS |
Jul - Sep 2020 | 20-21 | 21/07/2020 | SIMON HARRIS | £10,000.00 | PLACE & PUBLIC HEALTH NON DSG | Accounts Payable | OTHER THIRD PARTY COSTS |
Jul - Sep 2020 | 20-21 | 27/07/2020 | SIMON HARRIS | £5,000.00 | PLACE & PUBLIC HEALTH NON DSG | Accounts Payable | OTHER THIRD PARTY COSTS |
Jul - Sep 2020 | 20-21 | 18/08/2020 | SIMON HARRIS | £5,000.00 | PLACE & PUBLIC HEALTH NON DSG | Accounts Payable | OTHER THIRD PARTY COSTS |
Jul - Sep 2020 | 20-21 | 18/08/2020 | SIMON HARRIS | £3,000.00 | PLACE & PUBLIC HEALTH NON DSG | Accounts Payable | OTHER THIRD PARTY COSTS |
Oct - Dec 2020 | 20-21 | 19/10/2020 | SIMON HARRIS | £5,000.00 | PLACE & PUBLIC HEALTH NON DSG | Accounts Payable | OTHER THIRD PARTY COSTS |
Oct - Dec 2020 | 20-21 | 17/12/2020 | SIMON HARRIS | £3,000.00 | PLACE & PUBLIC HEALTH NON DSG | Accounts Payable | OTHER THIRD PARTY COSTS |
Jan - Mar 2021 | 20-21 | 12/01/2021 | SIMON HARRIS | £1,000.00 | PLACE & PUBLIC HEALTH NON DSG | Accounts Payable | OTHER THIRD PARTY COSTS |
Jan - Mar 2021 | 20-21 | 06/02/2021 | SIMON HARRIS | £20,000.00 | PLACE & PUBLIC HEALTH NON DSG | Accounts Payable | OTHER THIRD PARTY COSTS |
Jan - Mar 2021 | 20-21 | 06/02/2021 | SIMON HARRIS | £1,000.00 | PLACE & PUBLIC HEALTH NON DSG | Accounts Payable | OTHER THIRD PARTY COSTS |
Jan - Mar 2021 | 20-21 | 12/03/2021 | SIMON HARRIS | £35,000.00 | PLACE & PUBLIC HEALTH NON DSG | Accounts Payable | OTHER THIRD PARTY COSTS |
Jan - Mar 2021 | 20-21 | 17/03/2021 | SIMON HARRIS | £30,000.00 | PLACE & PUBLIC HEALTH NON DSG | Accounts Payable | OTHER THIRD PARTY COSTS |
Apr - Jun 2021 | 21-22 | 20/04/2021 | SIMON HARRIS | £20,000.00 | PLACE & PUBLIC HEALTH NON DSG | Accounts Payable | OTHER THIRD PARTY COSTS |
Apr - Jun 2021 | 21-22 | 19/05/2021 | SIMON HARRIS | £5,000.00 | PLACE & PUBLIC HEALTH NON DSG | Accounts Payable | OTHER THIRD PARTY COSTS |
Apr - Jun 2021 | 21-22 | 19/05/2021 | SIMON HARRIS | £1,200.00 | PLACE & PUBLIC HEALTH NON DSG | Accounts Payable | OTHER THIRD PARTY COSTS |
Apr - Jun 2021 | 21-22 | 19/05/2021 | SIMON HARRIS | £500.00 | PLACE & PUBLIC HEALTH NON DSG | Accounts Payable | OTHER THIRD PARTY COSTS |
Apr - Jun 2021 | 21-22 | 01/06/2021 | SIMON HARRIS | £6,000.00 | PLACE & PUBLIC HEALTH NON DSG | Accounts Payable | OTHER THIRD PARTY COSTS |
Apr - Jun 2021 | 21-22 | 24/06/2021 | SIMON HARRIS | £25,000.00 | PLACE & PUBLIC HEALTH NON DSG | Accounts Payable | OTHER THIRD PARTY COSTS |
Jul - Sep 2021 | 21-22 | 30/07/2021 | SIMON HARRIS | £30,000.00 | PLACE & PUBLIC HEALTH NON DSG | Accounts Payable | OTHER THIRD PARTY COSTS |
Jul - Sep 2021 | 21-22 | 10/08/21 | SIMON HARRIS | £5,000.00 | PLACE & PUBLIC HEALTH NON DSG | Accounts Payable | OTHER THIRD PARTY COSTS |
Jul - Sep 2021 | 21-22 | 11/08/21 | SIMON HARRIS | £100,000.00 | PLACE & PUBLIC HEALTH NON DSG | Accounts Payable | OTHER THIRD PARTY COSTS |
Apr - Jun 2022 | 22-23 | 01/04/2022 | SIMON HARRIS | £20,000.00 | ECONOMY INVEST & PH NDSG | Accounts Payable | OTHER THIRD PARTY COSTS |
Apr - Jun 2022 | 22-23 | 01/04/2022 | SIMON HARRIS | £13,300.00 | ECONOMY INVEST & PH NDSG | Accounts Payable | OTHER THIRD PARTY COSTS |
Jul - Sept 2022 | 22-23 | 26/08/2022 | SIMON HARRIS | £20,000.00 | ECONOMY INVEST & PH NDSG | Accounts Payable | OTHER THIRD PARTY COSTS |
Jul - Sept 2022 | 22-23 | 26/08/2022 | SIMON HARRIS | £14,000.00 | ECONOMY INVEST & PH NDSG | Accounts Payable | OTHER THIRD PARTY COSTS |
Jul - Sept 2022 | 22-23 | 26/08/2022 | SIMON HARRIS | £5,000.00 | ECONOMY INVEST & PH NDSG | Accounts Payable | OTHER THIRD PARTY COSTS |
Jul - Sept 2022 | 22-23 | 26/08/2022 | SIMON HARRIS | £5,000.00 | ECONOMY INVEST & PH NDSG | Accounts Payable | OTHER THIRD PARTY COSTS |
Oct - Dec 2022 | 22-23 | 13 October 2022 | SIMON HARRIS | £10,000.00 | ECONOMY INVEST & PH NDSG | Accounts Payable | OTHER THIRD PARTY COSTS |
Apr - Jun 2023 | 23-24 | 28 April 2023 | SIMON HARRIS | £35,000.00 | ECONOMY INVEST & PH NDSG | Accounts Payable | OTHER THIRD PARTY COSTS |
Apr - Jun 2023 | 23-24 | 24 April 2023 | SIMON HARRIS | £20,000.00 | ECONOMY INVEST & PH NDSG | Accounts Payable | OTHER THIRD PARTY COSTS |
Apr - Jun 2023 | 23-24 | 24 April 2023 | SIMON HARRIS | £5,000.00 | ECONOMY INVEST & PH NDSG | Accounts Payable | OTHER THIRD PARTY COSTS |
Apr - Jun 2023 | 23-24 | 24 April 2023 | SIMON HARRIS | £5,000.00 | ECONOMY INVEST & PH NDSG | Accounts Payable | OTHER THIRD PARTY COSTS |
Can you share the tweet?
Thread title?Even the Duke of Marlborough only charges £4.99 for a tea towel