Winning thread title by @CookieZippy, censored because Tattle doesn't allow swearing in thread titles.
Recap: Simon continues to be lazy, greedy, beggy, unfunny, etc. etc. Still spending hours a day on Twitter, still comes up with nothing original. Still tilting at the windmills that are Barry, Clive, and Brian.
Currently he is milking the schools concrete crisis for all it's worth, inviting Gillian Keegan to come fight with him, and telling the press not to ask him to criticise his children's schools. He's famous, didn't you know? When he did manage to get a quote in on BBC News, they cut out his crappy joke and he rushed to share it on Twitter. He was also apparently interviewed for a US radio show, causing his toddler to think the radio host was "Mummy." This begs the question of how often the kids actually see Mummy - probably not much, as they're off on hols yet again without her!
Carry on, lads and non-lads
Recap: Simon continues to be lazy, greedy, beggy, unfunny, etc. etc. Still spending hours a day on Twitter, still comes up with nothing original. Still tilting at the windmills that are Barry, Clive, and Brian.
Currently he is milking the schools concrete crisis for all it's worth, inviting Gillian Keegan to come fight with him, and telling the press not to ask him to criticise his children's schools. He's famous, didn't you know? When he did manage to get a quote in on BBC News, they cut out his crappy joke and he rushed to share it on Twitter. He was also apparently interviewed for a US radio show, causing his toddler to think the radio host was "Mummy." This begs the question of how often the kids actually see Mummy - probably not much, as they're off on hols yet again without her!
Carry on, lads and non-lads
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