Mrs.Doyle22
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No he needs to be with Majella for chicken nuggets and regular breast feeds
Arastopthelights
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I can't believe this. Shes scandalous, the poor child can barely count to 20. 3 years ago the we pet was getting ready to see his mum and dad get married. All of a sudden dad and all his stuff is gone. Weeks later he's introduced to keet and BULLIED into calling him stepdad. Introduced to Brian's partner and her son not not mention in no time a new baby sister. Now to being told there's a fucking embryo in his "mommys" tummyLiterally came to say this.
"Luke wants us to keep trying"
The emotional blackmail is something else.
but she's not pregnant?? Fuck me I'm 31 years of age and even im having trouble processing all of that. Shame on the pair of them, no consideration or respect for that innocent little lads emotional state.Prob means a scotch egg but won’t say that because of istabellys heritageI had to listen back 3/4 times to see what she was saying she wanted to eat for breakfast! What in the name of holy God is "crumb egg" if that's even what she's saying
#transparency
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FoolingNobody
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Maybe Brian and Michelle will get Luke a bauble that says “First Christmas as a big brother”.
Trigger warning 
: miscarriage talk: I had a miscarriage a few years ago , and I was the same gestation as burbs only a few days more I was going into week 15. And what I passed was not identifiable as a baby, it was not something that could be wrapped up in a blanket, he /she was grieved for obviously but it was no means a baby baby if that makes sense . And if she goes on about saying everyone's pregnancy is difference, you can't ignore science and facts. So I can't understand what they have a picture of, yes it was their baby but not viable with life and it wouldn't be physically possible to wrap it up and put in a basket. Sorry if this upsets anyone but she is a disgrace, with statements like "born sleeping" always has to have worst case scenario happen to her. 
: miscarriage talk: I had a miscarriage a few years ago , and I was the same gestation as burbs only a few days more I was going into week 15. And what I passed was not identifiable as a baby, it was not something that could be wrapped up in a blanket, he /she was grieved for obviously but it was no means a baby baby if that makes sense . And if she goes on about saying everyone's pregnancy is difference, you can't ignore science and facts. So I can't understand what they have a picture of, yes it was their baby but not viable with life and it wouldn't be physically possible to wrap it up and put in a basket. Sorry if this upsets anyone but she is a disgrace, with statements like "born sleeping" always has to have worst case scenario happen to her. 
Give me Strength
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She’s bored. You can see it in her. Bored of Teet, her shitshow of a life and her kids. She has nothing to do, no job to go to, no home to be proud of, no friends to meet up with, a part time boyfriend who resides in his mothers, an ex who she clearly has never gotten over, 3 sisters who work, are glamorous and must have so much fun everyday in the salon while she sits at home in her mothers eating and spending money on stupid stuff just to post about it on Instagram. You’d nearly feel sorry for her if she wasn’t such a cunt. What a sad lonely life she’s living. But she’s still a cunt 
Wexy123
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Sarah's dinner - turkey, ham, roast bodadoes, mashed bodadoes, sliced bodadoes, baby bodadoes, bodadoes gratin, bodadoe cubes, baked bodadoe and a side of chips
I think everyone on this thread needs to take a long hard look at themselves. Saarrraaahh is to be applauded . She has spent 12 16 18 24 28 months giving Bob the Builder a run for his money building an enviable family unit with the stepped up daddy .
She works 70 hours a week running a Slimming world empire, bought 3 houses, sorry bought her house 3 times that she still rents , has made 90 cysts disappear and has her child 98 % of the time except when he is with his dad or other family members 3 + days a week.
She does training multiple times a week in some ones sitting room when most mere mortals only go to the gym and she is so organised she has gained her winter weight for winter 2024 all while driving it on.
Now here she is in New York , showing us all the best tourists spots like someone's back garden and light fixture, making time to go live with Kelly xoxo Kelly and modelling the latest polyester flammable fashun from Shein. Dont forget use code shestobepitied20 to get a discount on personalised tat. Well done Sarahn well done
She works 70 hours a week running a Slimming world empire, bought 3 houses, sorry bought her house 3 times that she still rents , has made 90 cysts disappear and has her child 98 % of the time except when he is with his dad or other family members 3 + days a week.
She does training multiple times a week in some ones sitting room when most mere mortals only go to the gym and she is so organised she has gained her winter weight for winter 2024 all while driving it on.
Now here she is in New York , showing us all the best tourists spots like someone's back garden and light fixture, making time to go live with Kelly xoxo Kelly and modelling the latest polyester flammable fashun from Shein. Dont forget use code shestobepitied20 to get a discount on personalised tat. Well done Sarahn well done
Chips Obviously
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First ever attempt at a thread title, way too early:
A meticulous diet will renew you, boaaaattt
Cheese, chips and pretzels won’t reduce that bloat
A meticulous diet will renew you, boaaaattt
Cheese, chips and pretzels won’t reduce that bloat
DoseyRosey
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Guess who this is
Mrs.Doyle22
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Thread suggestion "burps stuffing herself with a Donna kebab,any wonder she's gone back to fat and flab"
I can come on now and say was in Lanzarote last week,sat outside a nice bar having a nightcap with my husband,when up rocks shatina and alpaca,I swear to god the gin nearly came out my nose 
husband thought I was having some sort of fit until I filled him in..took the bones of 2 hours to go through all the drama with him
husband thought I was having some sort of fit until I filled him in..took the bones of 2 hours to go through all the drama with him 
RestingB!*chFace
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I'm calling it here now lads she's gonna use Belly being sick as her excuse to shut down Renew Jew! Nothing to do with it being a complete failure! 
She'll be like oh I just don't have the time to put into now with everything going on with Izzzabelllla being soooo sick so I'm going to have to step down as CEO of my brand for now!
She'll be like oh I just don't have the time to put into now with everything going on with Izzzabelllla being soooo sick so I'm going to have to step down as CEO of my brand for now! bananasplit88
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Captions speaking the truth there. It’s not a bump you gombeen, it’s a lump of mince.
I got up at 5am
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GloriousWhy don’t we all recap on our favourite burp moments of the year? I’ll go first. My top five would be:
1. Getting the sangwich filler recipe after 6 months of pleading with her on here. People were forming a support group on here at one stage since Sars left us waiting so long
2. The time someone accidentally message Sars instead of their friend, and Sar went on a rampage on her stories and we got the classic line “monkey see, monkey do”
3. When Sars was doing her what she eats in a day videos and we thought the food was for the week, but no it was all for her in the one day.
4. When she discovered the unexplored land of tenerife and couldn’t fathom how such a place existed with some many upmarket boutiques such as Zara and Bershka.
5. Getting a google image tattooed onto her and getting 2012 stamped onto Keet. I honestly don’t think she can outdo herself on this one. Truly the funniest thing she’s done all year and the fact there is silence about it now
I realise I am not mentioning tons of things such as jellygate, but to be honest most of those were completely insensitive and showed us how little emotionally intelligence she has.
she has had a wild year. My top 5:
1. The luxury trip to NYC where despite all the talk of hotels & helicopter trips they stayed in Keith’s aunts garden getting locked & went to one shopping mall.
2. The mystery of the 90 cysts. She used to be on crying about her pain, she was a medical marvel so much so that the radiographer remembered her & counted out each cyst individually. These haven’t been mentioned since June.
3. Travelling to Dublin to ‘just be’. You’d never think they live in the same house
4. Jellies for people who can’t have babies
slippers for uncles who can’t have babies 5. The engagement & tattoo fiasco. She cannot get anything right
*special mention to her walking down the road in Tenerife telling us she is ovulating
I'm luvvin it hunz
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Love love love this!! Despite me clearly being hilarious I don't have a big bunch of friends, have a few top quality besties who are not actually friends with each other, I picked them up at different times over the years, I work a zillion hours and have a fantastic boyfriend and a child, so have a small few who would give me a kidney if required, but I couldn't fill a bus for a hen party if I needed to! And I absolutely love my own company, prefer to go shopping etc alone! But in saying that, Sayrah is still a knob and I definitely wouldn't be her friend!
HawTea2.0
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She’ll be in Tina’s back garden burning his passport making a video about how “keeet is the best daddy he said he just couldn’t leave isabellyyy to go on the stags, he doesn’t even feel bad because his kids (pan to lewk looking awkwardly and kissing belly on the head like a show pony) matter the most so I’m making him burnt ecoli burger)” at this point the camera will pan too much and we will see keet behind the window, gagged and tied, yelping for helpShe's flat out reading here.
Someone said renew is no more she puts up food photos. The children are mentioned she has up her quote about them. Talk her weight and she can't wait to weigh in
What about Keith Sarah?
Is he allowed to go on the stag. Tell us