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What's the crack? said:

She's flat out reading here.
Someone said renew is no more she puts up food photos. The children are mentioned she has up her quote about them. Talk her weight and she can't wait to weigh in
What about Keith Sarah?
Is he allowed to go on the stag. Tell us

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She’ll be in Tina’s back garden burning his passport making a video about how “keeet is the best daddy he said he just couldn’t leave isabellyyy to go on the stags, he doesn’t even feel bad because his kids (pan to lewk looking awkwardly and kissing belly on the head like a show pony) matter the most so I’m making him burnt ecoli burger)” at this point the camera will pan too much and we will see keet behind the window, gagged and tied, yelping for help

I'm calling it here now lads she's gonna use Belly being sick as her excuse to shut down Renew Jew! Nothing to do with it being a complete failure! She'll be like oh I just don't have the time to put into now with everything going on with Izzzabelllla being soooo sick so I'm going to have to step down as CEO of my brand for now!

We were on a break said:

Is Keith not taking his turn staying over night one of the nights?

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No he needs to be with Majella for chicken nuggets and regular breast feeds

Another top Sars moment was the time she came on talking about how she was having a nightmare and moaning in her sleep in distress and Keet lay there holding her hand the entire time watching her have the nightmare rather than just wake her up . Never fails to make me laugh

Everyone still talks about Jack, including her nieces and nephews. WTAF?? My niece had a stillbirth at 39 weeks. She is always remembered, we held her, kissed her, could see that she looked like her Daddy, her parents were able to dress her ,but we don't talk about her all the time. To ' always talk about' a baby/fetudls that was 9 weeks gestation is just f***ed up, especially by children

Thread suggestion "burps stuffing herself with a Donna kebab,any wonder she's gone back to fat and flab"

Sarah went to Mamma Mia, boat
She couldn’t tie her blazer coat
She didn’t really like the grub
Surprising, as she’s a massive chub!

Ah come on now, those soup tubs are not two portions! I know Sarah’s a fecking animal with eating, but let’s not be trying to outdo each other with how little we all eat like.

First ever attempt at a thread title, way too early:

A meticulous diet will renew you, boaaaattt
Cheese, chips and pretzels won’t reduce that bloat

Forest Gump said:

I had to listen back 3/4 times to see what she was saying she wanted to eat for breakfast! What in the name of holy God is "crumb egg" if that's even what she's saying

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Prob means a scotch egg but won’t say that because of istabellys heritage

She’s bored. You can see it in her. Bored of Teet, her shitshow of a life and her kids. She has nothing to do, no job to go to, no home to be proud of, no friends to meet up with, a part time boyfriend who resides in his mothers, an ex who she clearly has never gotten over, 3 sisters who work, are glamorous and must have so much fun everyday in the salon while she sits at home in her mothers eating and spending money on stupid stuff just to post about it on Instagram. You’d nearly feel sorry for her if she wasn’t such a cunt. What a sad lonely life she’s living. But she’s still a cunt

Teacherbeacher123 said:

To be fair Sonic has every right to sit on her couch bra less and more if she wants, Sar’s fault for sticking a video on her and phone up in the air . I know she’s rough as fuck but she can do what she likes in her sitting room burps is just such a self centred narcissist

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Totally agree with this, she has every right to wear whatever she wants on her own couch on new years eve without having 2 cameras on her. And Sarah should never have posted the part with her getting up from the couch obviously braless to her over 50k followers. She has no respect for anyone's privacy, not even her own mothers.

GW84 said:

Imagine if she even fecking peeled a few spuds and veg, Tina could relax too. She'll have the food mangled within 2 minutes herself tomorrow but won't get off her hole to help prep

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Sarah's dinner - turkey, ham, roast bodadoes, mashed bodadoes, sliced bodadoes, baby bodadoes, bodadoes gratin, bodadoe cubes, baked bodadoe and a side of chips

Mrs.Doyle22 said:

1500 to maintain?!clearly another imbecile

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This is where womens body issues come from. Uneducated unsolicited numbers being thrown around the place. I need 2200 for maintenance id starve on 1500 .
Also tattlers that are interested we found out today we're having a girl so im getting a neon sign made that says 'Please no bows'

On this day the 10th of November
I have become a VIP member!

I would like all of the bodadoes, and cheese in the land
And then I’ll go for a cannula, in the hand!

What a sad sad existence she has - 2 kids 2 different dads, no job , overweight beast claiming your up no weight cause your fiancée hates fat people living in your mams box room with your 2 kids , your second fiancée is a gambler , living in his mammys house and you try convince everyone differently obsessed with your ex while trying to turn your son against him - his real dad. you don’t have a pot to piss in. Crave attention in and out of hospital.

Remember tattlers, no matter how bad of a day your having, it could be worse - you could be burps

I don’t think any good mother would consider themselves a good mother anyway? You’re always striving to do more and be more, always guilty over something etc.

I can come on now and say was in Lanzarote last week,sat outside a nice bar having a nightcap with my husband,when up rocks shatina and alpaca,I swear to god the gin nearly came out my nose husband thought I was having some sort of fit until I filled him in..took the bones of 2 hours to go through all the drama with him

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