Anyone heard from gossip guy? Has Rumbster finally made a video so stupid and fake that she actually killed someone?
I'm alive, although her new video is definitely enough to bore me into a coma.
Ruby paid to have a vanity book printed with a Penguin Classics cover, because it's the only way she'll ever have Penguin Publishing's name on her book. Then she defaces it by covering it all in washi tape to hide the book title from viewers...a book title she was already stupid enough to reveal in previous videos.
The book title is 'Palisades Lost'. She showed it either intentionally or through sheer incompetence not 2 weeks ago. You can even see the Penguin Classics fake cover in the file thumbnail.
She rambles about her last book being rejected and says she knows it's part of the process. But the process is usually to work through that rejection and improve your work, or persevere until all viable publisher options are exhausted, while Ruby just started crying and yanked her book from submission right away to prevent further rejections, then made up some story about not wanting to publish it at all.
She's not build for the process of being a writer. It requires a thick skin and, most importantly, actual interest in and passion for being a writer, none of which she has.
It's an ad-ception as Ruby offers up undeclared ads within sponsored ads; Ruby advertises Skillshare, but makes sure to spend the segment advertising the content of Ali Abdaal, without mentioning that she shares the same management company and the same literary agency.
Apparently feeling self-conscious about the squalid state of her bed, with exposed mattress, sheets draped all over her dust-covered floor and bedding unchanged for weeks/months on ends, she's decide to cover the exposed mattress with a sloppy blurred square. She does not consider changing the sheets, properly fitting them to her mattress or washing her bedding.
But because she's a completely incompetent dumbass who pays zero attention while blindly throwing footage together in editing, the square overlaps into the next clip/s, covering the sponsored segment with a distracting mess.
This is the part of the video she got paid for and it's just the laziest mess. And this isn't even the first time she's accidentally covered a sponsor segment in a mess of blurs when trying to hide her bullshit.
Ruby brags that she collects "Littol Pangwin, Big Oideas" books and has another to add to the shelf of books she'll just read a Sparknotes summary of. This one's 'Some Anatomies of Melancholy' by Robert Burton.
Ruby proclaims that it's apparently a "SAMINOL" work of early modern literature. So it's probably something well worth reading in preparation for the Masters course in early modern literature she starts in a week or so. Ruby says she might read it at Christmas instead, then gets back to procrastinating by typing more nonsense for her own book.
In a completely shocking, totally unprecedented turn of events that nobody could've ever foreseen, Ruby was so preoccupied with faking stuff on the internet and procrastinating with pointless busywork that she is completely unprepared and disorganised when it comes to something important. Again.
Ruby moans that she's somehow run out of wrapping paper for her mother's birthday presents and is now being forced to recycle old paper instead. The horrors. I'm old enough to remember when Ruby was performatively bragging that she AWHLWHEYS YEEZES REESOYCULLED PAYPAH! (It was less than a year ago.)
I'm not at all shocked that she's tossed all uni prep aside to focus on her latest plagiarised mess of a book. She's no doubt still expecting a quick and easy book deal to land in her lap moments after going on submission. And I completely believe that she's desperately clinging to the hope that it'll happen really soon so she has an excuse to drop out of uni unscathed to focus on her "literary career". It's not going to happen and she's clearly living in a fantasy world to expect it, but the timing has now lined up so that, if her agent sends this out on submission, Ruby'll be receiving publisher rejections in droves right at the time she's getting undoubtedly disappointing grades back from uni.
She's her own worst enemy.