FlashBoof
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If she doesn’t already, she will find out today. The Scroungers Apprentice has discovered us and is fuming away on her timeline...the usual “can’t have nice things if on benefits” argument. Using our terminology so is clearly a bit of a “Hattie” in that she reads here but keeps quiet until she can’t anymore. Looks like she has a search alert for her name. Or Google’s herself a lot.
FYI, dear...(and for the attention of people who come and find us after your promotion)
21/08 - lunch out ... tacos
21/08 - moaning about overdue EE bill
25/08 - nigh on £50 at the hairdressers.
27/08 - brunch out with friends
27/08 - moans about bedroom tax on universal credit
28/08 - has Chinese takeaway
29/08 - need OF subs pls ... holiday to pay off
31/08 - books dog into kennels for 2 days/nights so she can go out (PIP used to pay for it)
01/09 - asks about going off work sick instead of returning after furlough.
02/09 - having Chinese with friend
02/09 - also has McDonalds
04/09 - out again for restaurant food
05/09 - £10ish worth of yo sushi for midnight snack
06/09 - out to see Sarah Millican live
12/09 - donuts and milkshake delivered (£12)
And this is just after 10 or 15 minutes of (even more interminable than RSM) scrolling through timeline ...she is completely and utterly addicted to tweeting, almost hourly some days. (Please also note I have not included the various shite money wasting spends on journals and pens and stickers and advent calendars and Christmas blankets and unisex leggings and...well, the list is long.)
Honestly - I should be so fucking lucky, being this poor.
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