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Am I being overly sensitive or is this...not okay to post? She's never escaping the racism allegations.

I know I am amongst the 'RSM is Jack' truthers and I also know that there is plenty of evidence that they are different people.
Hear me out...
Does anyone from the Jack threads also think that RSM is the personification of the 'rough mum' that Jack allegedly encountered in the pub that one time?
The mystery rough bird who allegedly stole her purse? The one who was 'course' and 'common' and whose children were 'feral'?
Apologies to anyone not on the Jack Monroe threads who will be baffled by this x
My theory (and you know I have a lot of theories)
She did encounter a 'rough' mum(all Jack’s words) and started to create a character to use as one of her sock puppets.
Several years later, under the Covid/austerity of 2020, this particular sock became very useful to Jack.
She (RSM) has had loads of traction, both in SM and MSM. Jack can only dream of getting such attention. Jack craves the Narc high of likes and retweets that RSM has got.
Despite the fact RSM is 'all up in my niche' (another Jackism) Jack has completely laid off from sending in the flying monkeys.
Any thoughts?

waffle maker said:

I can’t think of any Frauen housewives.

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There are a few of us who are/were on mat leave, a few who’ve got young or additional needs children, a few retirees.

For all the liberal woke points these ppl like to score they love to undermine SAHMs as if work in the home isn’t legit work with significant value? My professional job is significantly easier than motherhood.

Is she admitting to domestic abuse/ assault of RD here?
Does she think it is funny to abuse a man but a man did that to a woman they would (rightly) be arrested.

Wooh said:

Just a reminder that Roadside Mum "passes" as white/as an average settled person, as stated by Roadside Mum herself. Seems important to her (both in itself and re her anonymity*) so I want to confirm we know

* anonymity is also due to narc DV

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Ooh, ooh I can help you out here RSM! You 'pass' because going to live in a caravan doesn't change your ethnicity, or any of the characteristics that go with it. Worry not your "ethnic majority" little head any longer my dear! You're welcome

‘As I walk down the High Street, working class old men hide in alleyways. They possess no teeth, making noise like snails on the Doritos which I cannot afford and remind me I must make do with supermarket only brands. I pull my children, Reg and Ron, behind me. They fight, like Katie Price’s knockers in a crop top, wailing ‘feed me, mama’. We enter an Iceland, it’s dim light like the industrial factories of yore, that once were here, but are no more. Where the sales assistants scrabble the hide the chicken kormas from my gnarled hands and the patrons move slowly round the aisles on mobility scooters like dodgems in a fairground. I check my pocket for loose change to feed my undernourished bairns, but realise I only have enough to buy myself a double sausage and egg McMuffin on Monday morning whence my charges will offloaded to other caretakers. A sly smile cracks my countenance as I recall an apple I threw in the bin the day before and think, ‘nay, you shall not go hungry today, my feral offspring. Not today’.’

That’ll be 250 quid, thanks.

Wooh said:

And some juxtaposed tweets to end the week. Out of context (just for now and just for fun). Look at the dates, please!

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2A has me fuming like that story about them stealing her food all over again. Poor RSM, the victim of her evil children who take and take

The way she talks about her kids is the absolute worst thing about her. You chose to have kids don't you dare try to make them feel guilty for your stretch marks! Stretch marks are a completely normal part of pregnancy & you don't have to hide it, but to act like they're a curse which your children inflicted upon you which you suffer due to is just

And how could you possibly nail down your ME cause not just to a specific virus, but to one that definitely came from their school?? ME is complex and I know we suspect viral infections can trigger it, but you've no way of knowing which specific one. You could have picked up a completely different virus from an asymptomatic carrier even if your kids were sick. Hell, you could have had the virus first without knowing and given it to your kids! How disgusting to claim that's a "gift" to your kids! Honestly she sickens me.

Sort it out RSM, and NEVER go public with your identity. Her one saving grace is that she's protected her kids privacy and her nasty little tweets won't hopefully ever be connected to them in real life. I hope they never see her Twitter.

They're not "fucking gods" and they're certainly not the devil or the Krays either. They're little humans you have a duty of care towards and you can vent about them with your friends or anonymously somewhere, not on a public platform to 20000 people

She is the epitome of r/ThatHappened. I feel like writing a Twitter bot that retweets all her stories and sticks 'and then everyone clapped' on the end. Imagine spending your free time inventing situations involving your kids to post on social media for likes instead of actually spending time with your kids. What a tit.

Well well. That’s put the cat among the pigeons. Not squiggling as this is the bloke who won a CCJ against JM

EllaEm87 said:

Poors don’t consider buying boats?! from that I took away not that Catherine or everyone else is a problem, but that RSM is loud and unlikeable and rude and generally just ugh.

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Yes, it's almost as if people don't like her because she is consistently rude, unpleasant and entitled in her attitude towards them.
Shocker.

anon12300 said:

I'm not disagreeing it could be a sock, I'm just saying I don't personally agree with that theory.

ETA: Actually I don't think it's a sock because the account is at least a couple of years old. Jack's sock accounts have always been recent and short-lived.

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Interesting that you are suddenly very up to speed on Jack's sock accounts. You didn't seem quite as knowledgeable on the MT last night.

I don't understand how a little shite constantly slamming a door so hard the glass breaks is a product of lockdown, poverty and a housing crisis?

Sorry but this woman is a grade A prick. What a nasty, disrespectful fucking idiot. I stand by my view that things do not add up with regards to her heritage, I have a very hard time believing that is a genuine Travelling woman, and if she is, she should shut up as she's showing the rest of us right up! Woman's an embarrassment

Wooh said:

DELETE YOUR ACCOUNT will always make me snort with laughter

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Samesies. DELETE YOUR ACCOUNT should be the next #threadtitle, imo.

Here was the Kofi thing from a couple of years ago:



I agree with @heretoreaditall2019 that she definitely seems like someone who had a nice middle class lifestyle and then it's all gone downhill and she's resentful.

I find her complaints about eating "cheapo biscuits" with peanut butter + apples, having to glue together dining chairs, having old mismatched bedding, painting her freebie furniture so it looks less mismatched, etc, interesting.

I read these things and then look around our house at our mismatched secondhand furniture, bedding that we've had forever that has seen better days, and our dining chairs that have also been glued back together approx 1 million times, and struggle to see what is wrong with this. Also imo cheap digestives, peanut butter and apple make a great snack, although I appreciate I do not have refined tastes. You can CashApp me at @peekyminksgriftingcashapp if you'd like though .

I think the confusion has come about because she has said teachers compared her kids to the Krays which would lead you to believe they were boys.

The fork-stabbing is exactly the kind of thing Jack comes out with (see: decking her brother at a family gathering), thinking that it somehow reflects well on her. It doesn't. Absolutely vile behaviour, you can see where the kids get it from.

Unlike Jack, I think RSM is as aggressive in real life, even though she's probably really 48-year-old Trevor who still lives with the mummified remains of his parents and works part-time at the local Tesco.

Tutankhamun in the afterlife watching all those archeologists digging up his tomb: WRONG. FUCKING. MUMMY.

I don't know whether to laugh or be appalled at her tweets. I am not a mother so I don't know but it's weird to deify your children and even weirder to then blame them for all your physical health issues. Not sure why you would want to threaten the NHS like the fucking Joker poised to blow up a hospital either. There's a pandemic on, they're doing their best you utterly repellent witch.

That shit wouldn't even happen in a Thomas Hardy novel. Which century is she living in?

Next on RSM: she tearfully recalls her wedding night, ruined when her local Tory MP claimed droit du seigneur.

Add me to the list of people who think she's either a massive fantasist or some sort of construct dreamed up by a troll with far too much time on their hands. I refuse to believe that any real person could go through life being so ridiculously riled-up every single day. It comes across like she wakes up in the morning and literally searches for a topic to rant about or a human target for her vitriol. Just constant drama with the slightest thing (throwing out an old jar of peanut butter) somehow becoming a massive ordeal.

Her interactions with people all seem to follow the same format:

RSM: *posts overlong tweet thread full of hyperbole and inaccuracies, ending with a statement implying nobody knows more than her on the given subject and anyone who disagrees is a literal piece of shit*

Squiggle: "I don't think that's entirely right or fair, here's my perspective-"

RSM: "HOW FUCKING DARE YOU ADDRESS ME LIKE THAT YOU FUCKING BASTARD DO YOU WANT MY CHILD TO DIE WHO IS YOUR EMPLOYER"

There's Roadside Eldest (severely epileptic, needs emergency fresh vegetables) who doesn't live with her, the younger Krays (Roadside Naughtiest who is a dick and Little One who is apparently very loving but is still a dick) and I think there's another one who's currently dead.

Thread title by @Wooh with an honourable mention to 'where's the 'zine, Shakespeare?' from @FlashBoof you both get to attend a nutrition course. Make sure to put on your best Robert Smith.

In the last thread she posted many tedious overly-long threads on Twitter, as she is wont to do, usually involving the micro Krays breaking some kind of kitchen appliance. She did not deliver her zine and instead began the excuses, citing her long-term health condition which is being an interminable twat.