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She is at Brad`s and it seems that when she was on the way there, the storm blew away her skin texture.

Ms.Marble said:

Yeah right, patient confidentiality rules.
Their insta page, as well as Niomi, have posted about her having a procedure done there. Citing confidentiality regarding whether or not she is a patient is ridiculous, when the influencer (cue the "ew!") posted in the practice. Noone is asking personal details or inappropriate questions regarding her health. But yes, like you said, she will always find someone who does it for free. The thing I wonder is whether this kind of thing actually pays off for the dentist. Does anyone actually get their recommendations for a doctor from an influencer doing an ad for their practice?

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Yeah, this was my reply to them

"Thanks for getting back to me though I'm really disappointed you required me to chase up. Appreciate you taking the points onboard.

Please note that I'm not asking for any personal information on Niomi Smart so this doesn't violate patient confidentiality regulations nor GDPR. Both your Instagram page and her stories have confirmed that she is a patient who you sponsor meaning you both have an agreement that you acknowledge she's your patient publicly.

Here are some free stats: Niomi gets an aprx. average of 10K likes per Instagram photo when she has 1.4 million followers. That's a 0.7% engagement rate. Your clinic gets an aprx. average of 30 likes and have 5.2K followers which gives you a 0.6% engagement rate. You have quite literally chosen an influencer with approximately the same engagement rate as you.

In addition, the pandemic has brought to light the vacuous consumption industry that is "the influencer" and I just want you to be aware that choosing influencers to promote your clinic, while making your brand more easily accessible to the public, is not necessarily making it more desired.

For the future: Have you considered donating a smile to someone homeless who can't afford it and actually needs it? Or someone who's worked in the NHS on the front lines? While these may degrade your brand as a luxury location (though let's face it, collaborating with an influencer already screams desperate), it will at least create a positive connotation to it and no doubt cost you way less.

Something to think about."

Niomi in next video: "I didn't see it coming"

Me: Uhhh...

God the side eye he gives her biding his time before he says no thanks, seems like he’s trying to work out whether it’s a battle he wants to pick that day or just to have the damn tea and her face when he says he’s going to make toast, gal has issues.

Guys!! I mean.. reading the last few pages.. what? really!? the torture is over!? his face? never to be seen again in here? no more teeth? no more peen?!

Can I please remind everyone the vision board I made last thread!!!???



This thing fucking works!!!!

I can doodle and Netflix at the same time. I can work and bleed at the same time. I even managed to get a guy to propose and marry me. Maybe I’m just vibing at a higher frequency than her.

Agree who would actually want relationship advice from someone who is still not over being dumped 3 years ago, was completely delusional about her last relationship, thinks being single is a major handicap, and got engaged to her ugly, walking red flag holiday fling after less than a year?
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You could probably get great relationship advice by following the exact opposite of what she does.

dont cut out all your friends and family for your new boyfriend

dont get engaged to a holiday fling you’ve known less than a year

DON’T let a man call you batshit crazy for having emotions

don’t let a man invalidate your feelings and emotions by grabbing you and saying shhhh I love you

If you regularly feel like you need to jump on a plane and run away, maybe take note of that?

don’t settle for a lifestyle that makes you depressed if you don’t need to

do have some time apart from your “love”

dont make out in cafes

Do decorate your flat for Christmas even if you are - gasp - single

don’t dictate what your partner eats

don’t hide food from your partner

don’t make snide comments about every literal crumb your partner eats without your permission

never having a cross word is not a good thing

Don’t shit talk your ex on podcasts

do acknowledge your female friends even when you are in a relationship

QueenBW said:

Ugh, no, Niomi, no, stay away from The Lumineers.

She looks unhinged in that photo. Like that meme of the girl with the house burning in the background.

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for posterity:

Sasa44 said:

We should collectively send Verity a barrage of messages begging her to intervene for her daughter's sake. At least Niomi won't be deleting those so it might serve as a real wake up call.

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I hate this idea that family and friends could or should intervene in someone’s life. Niomi is a 30 year old woman, she’s not a child. She’s responsible for her own choices. No one has the power or right to intervene. They can only offer advice if asked.

No one from here should be contacting Verity. It’s wrong to even suggest it. Verity is well aware of the situation and Niomi doesn’t want to hear about it.

Haha I just saw that Lordons Ex's Birthday is also this weekend and her new fella has whisked her off to Lisbon for the weekend. I'd say she's delighted she's upgraded from Lordon

meizee said:

Adding up the costs in the aff link stories, this outfit cost 7697.5£.

I’m sat here crying because cost of living, despite working 2 jobs, means I need to give up my cats soon (as a single millennial these are my babies who got me through covid and mean EVERYTHING) while she’s swanning around in a outfit that is almost 8k?!?!

really relatable, really sustainable

Spoiler: really

cuntish

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Oh no, I feel terrible for you if you have to give up your cats. That's so sad. Can you get any help from family? What are the main expenses you're having difficulties with? If it's vets then speak to your vet, as some vets will have payment schemes in place. If it's food, then try food banks for pet food donations. You don't have to spend a lot of money on premium pet food - any 'complete' cat food will suffice if it's what you can afford - and treat them to some tuna sometimes. Shops like Aldi also often have branded cat food on special offer.

You might find some helpful info here:


I hope you get to keep your cats.

Question to Nimbob - “How do you get over losing the one true love of your life and accept that you have massively downgraded?”

sorry it had to be done..



thanks for the inspo jamie xx

sydneybarrett said:

can he close that fucking mouth of his good lord, he looks like something dean & sam winchester would hunt on supernatural..

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oh my fucking god what even is that

What Bali friends? Far as I can tell, they only hung out with each other.

Also, you left because you don’t actually live in Bali, and you didn’t have the proper visas to allow you to stay longer. This is not rocket science.

This whole thing is literally so weird, I wish Forky would come on here and spill the tea tbh. I’m starting to think she’s actually got a screw loose in the head. Like that waterfall photo was a matter of months ago and now there’s a new horse on the block. God, make it make sense

"kind soul that makes everybody feel like a somebody"...Mauritius hotel staff left the chat....

Special Forces having to rescue two idiot white influencers lost in the jungle? This whole trip has been so on the nose showcasing everything wrong with Forky and Niomi’s type of tourism. Disrespecting hotel staff, making a mess, expecting freebies, ignoring local issues, complaining about weather, refusing to learn anything, and now getting themselves lost for hours and requiring special forces to come find them. I’m sure this was extremely scary but given it’s Forky and Niomi and we know they’re safe, I’ve quickly gotten over the sympathy I felt watching her story.

Pleased she at least called herself an idiot in her story. I call BS already though on her “If we can get through this we can get through anything”… She’ll be back in the shed complaining about how hard her life is in no time. And sadly for all of us wishing Forky a swift exit from our lives, this experience has definitely trauma bonded them and they probably feel closer than ever. It’s funny though, I noticed when she was telling the story, she used a lot of “I” when referring to her feelings. The old Niomi was very much into the royal “we” when she was with Joey.

Why conserve your battery when lost in the jungle and nightfall is approaching when selfies can be taken??



I feel sick seeing this photo knowing these guys had to trudge through jungle in the dark for these idiots. But can we just talk about how she had to flex and pose??? For the rescue photo??? She couldn’t put her other arm around the man next to her out of fear of looking wide or something?? She’s unreal

Nahhh imagine dating some dude and asking him to record your ass so you can post it on your story in the hopes of your ex-fiancé seeing it meanwhile the ex is living his best life and thanking his lucky stars on the daily

Somebody cut the internet cable in her shed please so this nonsense stops.