Littlebitoflove
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Just imagine her rushing about on her lunch break to buy the M&S gin and two sausage dog balloons. Her boss going out into the car park to look for her because she's not came back from her dinner break, her pulling up in her shitty car with two fat balloons in the back and Taco looking humiliated in the front seat holding tightly on to the cupcakes because if one gets squashed Tanya is going to squash him. Tanya then jumps over the back like a wild orangutan digging out the bottle of gin so she can get a photo of it and post before Tasha buys one. The boss goes over to the car and asks where they've been... He spots the balloons and cakes and asks which one of Tanya's daughters birthday it is. Tanya tells him they're having a sausage dog party tonight, just the two of them. Taco shrinks into his taco shell with embarrassment
TimeforWine
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Tan's maxed out Taco's credit card.....Meanwhile Schlong's taking Trasha up the shard....
Tan's maxed out Taco's credit card.....Meanwhile Schlong's taking Trasha up the shard....
Slowcookersaddo
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The clothes look like she’s off to Thailand to take a picture with a sedated tiger
Is she alone again watching a film? What I wanna know is, we all know how big her house is.
Where is onslow? Is he in the garage, looking at his phone?
surly he can’t be sitting in the god awful armchair?
I can’t help but laugh that she actually tags living room inspo!!!!
So another week and thread!
it’s new puppy day today, Tanya will take photos, and show off all the expensive accessories she has got to go along with the new puppy!
Everything will Be perfect, Taco will comment, perfect honey! On the new dog post!
We have loads of new commenters, and even someone who knows Tan, they can confirm what we already know she is a prize cunt!! We also are waiting for BMW guys fo have a night out to talk about Taco and Tan, and get back to us. To yet again confirm what a prize cunt she is.
Tanya is still spending like Her life depends on it.
She took the her girls out, this was in response to us all saying she doesn’t do anything with them. The photo is Tanya confirms she could also be part of the Russian shot put team!
She is now helping out the countries large business by buying Rick steins eat at home. This week she is kindly having COTE at home meal delivered.
The woman even sent herself flowers, in competition with Trasha’s ones for her actual wedding anniversary. She has also forgotten that it’s her daughters GCSE results this week, but it’s ok, she has told all her 17k followed, aka Tattlers and fake accounts. What decorations she is having for her daughters 16th birthday.
It’s also seems Trasha has forgotten, that her son also has his results this week.
But what has to be the actual high light of the last week is not only did Trasha typex her grout, let’s be fair she didn’t clean it. She changed the chemical’s in the blow up bath in her garden, and admitted she that she hasn’t changed the water
Confirming she is a dirty bitch.
Trasha has been our begging for a new sofa, she hasn’t mentioned it since. So I am guessing she was told to fuck off, by companies that will be struggling. Seeing as we are still in a global pandemic and these two still haven’t grasped that fact.
Trasha went to the cinema, and guess what? she stuffed her face the whole way through the film so she didn’t need a mask.
Tanya & co went to an escape room and the website says wear a mask but guess what princess Fiona didn’t need to wear one. Because let’s face it, don’t they know she is insta famous!!!
Trasha still can’t cook a ducking decent looking meal, and her pans need cleaning. Onslow is apparently Queen Victoria as the victoria sponge cake is his signature cake
Trasha is still tagging her home as if it’s inspiring and people who are scrolling through hashtags will stop and think, wow! I want to fuck my house up just like her!!!
Both of them are still hash tagging everything.
This weekend we have the boat trip.
The new puppy, who I really hope shits everywhere and rips up her bland living room.
Trasha still works 2 hours a week.
She was Florence nightingale last week, when she decided to tell all her followers about the poor lady who she helps out. She rightly got told not to do that, and she got in the hot tub to get over being a fucking idiot who over shares!!!
I think that’s everything, it’s the middle of the night and I can’t sleep. Maybe because I am so excited to watch this weeks shit unfold or it could be, I just can’t sleep!
It’s gonna be a good week, both of them are slowing down on their photos but it’s only because we know they read here.
Trasha love, please change the hospital tiles and Tanya, we would love a photo of your desk at work! Maybe we a pumpkin spice candle, and pad and pen in shot. Or one of you in your car? With the steering wheel and you holding a coffee!
it’s the little things
Where is onslow? Is he in the garage, looking at his phone?
surly he can’t be sitting in the god awful armchair?
I can’t help but laugh that she actually tags living room inspo!!!!
So another week and thread!
it’s new puppy day today, Tanya will take photos, and show off all the expensive accessories she has got to go along with the new puppy!
Everything will Be perfect, Taco will comment, perfect honey! On the new dog post!
We have loads of new commenters, and even someone who knows Tan, they can confirm what we already know she is a prize cunt!! We also are waiting for BMW guys fo have a night out to talk about Taco and Tan, and get back to us. To yet again confirm what a prize cunt she is.
Tanya is still spending like Her life depends on it.
She took the her girls out, this was in response to us all saying she doesn’t do anything with them. The photo is Tanya confirms she could also be part of the Russian shot put team!
She is now helping out the countries large business by buying Rick steins eat at home. This week she is kindly having COTE at home meal delivered.
The woman even sent herself flowers, in competition with Trasha’s ones for her actual wedding anniversary. She has also forgotten that it’s her daughters GCSE results this week, but it’s ok, she has told all her 17k followed, aka Tattlers and fake accounts. What decorations she is having for her daughters 16th birthday.
It’s also seems Trasha has forgotten, that her son also has his results this week.
But what has to be the actual high light of the last week is not only did Trasha typex her grout, let’s be fair she didn’t clean it. She changed the chemical’s in the blow up bath in her garden, and admitted she that she hasn’t changed the water
Confirming she is a dirty bitch.
Trasha has been our begging for a new sofa, she hasn’t mentioned it since. So I am guessing she was told to fuck off, by companies that will be struggling. Seeing as we are still in a global pandemic and these two still haven’t grasped that fact.
Trasha went to the cinema, and guess what? she stuffed her face the whole way through the film so she didn’t need a mask.
Tanya & co went to an escape room and the website says wear a mask but guess what princess Fiona didn’t need to wear one. Because let’s face it, don’t they know she is insta famous!!!
Trasha still can’t cook a ducking decent looking meal, and her pans need cleaning. Onslow is apparently Queen Victoria as the victoria sponge cake is his signature cake
Trasha is still tagging her home as if it’s inspiring and people who are scrolling through hashtags will stop and think, wow! I want to fuck my house up just like her!!!
Both of them are still hash tagging everything.
This weekend we have the boat trip.
The new puppy, who I really hope shits everywhere and rips up her bland living room.
Trasha still works 2 hours a week.
She was Florence nightingale last week, when she decided to tell all her followers about the poor lady who she helps out. She rightly got told not to do that, and she got in the hot tub to get over being a fucking idiot who over shares!!!
I think that’s everything, it’s the middle of the night and I can’t sleep. Maybe because I am so excited to watch this weeks shit unfold or it could be, I just can’t sleep!
It’s gonna be a good week, both of them are slowing down on their photos but it’s only because we know they read here.
Trasha love, please change the hospital tiles and Tanya, we would love a photo of your desk at work! Maybe we a pumpkin spice candle, and pad and pen in shot. Or one of you in your car? With the steering wheel and you holding a coffee!
it’s the little things
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swimming
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That will always be the number one hashtag hilarity moment from Tranya
Why does trash act like she’s in a yummy mummy, coffee meet up, dropping the kids off at a school in California before heading for a brunch and gym workout with the other posh mums in her Range Rover?
Hun you’re zipping around Halisham in a second hand Ford Kuga sipping a diarrhoea inducing Tesco fridge coffee with 2 rats tails hanging round your ears.
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Toomuchtat
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I don't really see the point behind so many people like Tanya being soooo upset about Sir Tom. Yes he did do a lot of great things but he was 100 years old. He obviously enjoyed his last few months on earth by going to Barbados in December with his family and enjoying time with them that soo many others who have died hasn't got. There's been literally thousands of deaths recently. I know obviously he was in the public eye but Dustin Diamond who passed away was also in the public eye and he was 44.
I know unpopular opinion I know. But hate twats like Tanya milking shit
I know unpopular opinion I know. But hate twats like Tanya milking shit
Tanya is far from ordinary, who lies about what they had for dinner? She lies about everything.
she may have a nicer home, but it is dull and boring, just like her life.
she is a prize dick!
Trasha is just as much of a nob, nobody understands why she gets sent free stuff.
It’s nothing I would ever buy.
Quick recap.
Tanya is currently wearing tena lady knickers because she may actually shit herself because she is scared she may loose her job, or Taco might loose his. Either way whatever they have been spending is clearly running dry.
She doesn’t seem to listen to the news or read a paper. Because she still doesn’t know.
Most people knew a second wave, lockdown would happen. It was inevitable.
But we think it was insurance or inheritance that’s Tanya was frittered away.
She went to centre parks and was so lucky she got a cabin as boring as her own home.
Both pair of twats took Halloween decorations away with them, Trasha also took half the co-op. However she still managed two takeaways and she ate the local farmers cow shit for her dinner.
She met a bestie, who she had never met.
Who looked so pleased to be seen with her.
No masks or social distancing but it’s ok she was tested every day!!
Tanya continues to post shitter meals every week.
Trasha was devastated for all of 2 minutes because one of her ladies died, then she posted a photo of her graveyard stew!!!
Tanya can’t cook spaghetti bol.
What she should of done before lockdown was go get her self a fresh trim. We can see ya spilt ends from here!
We are all waiting for the health scare, from Tanya.
Trasha has a dilemma, can she go and buy her real Christmas tree? Because if she can she is having that bad boy up ASAP. She’ll say we all need something to look forward too. I do bloody hope she dresses up as an ELF. She will also have matching PJ’s, for her Onslow and the daughter. James won’t entertain her. (I assume)
No bloody menus this week, the pair of bitches. How dare they treat us with such disrespect. We need the menus!!!
Who has wine with sausage and mash? Just a thought!
We also are led to believe Tanya has been a naughty girl, dipping her hands in places that she shouldn’t and not returning money she has hidden in her purse.
Translation for the food hug comment, i have had to undo my jeans and put on my stretchy pants because I ate the whole bowl for myself. Taco got to lick the plate.
Her kids don’t seem to be there very much, the dogs look so pissed off. Like any minute the door to the shoe box is left open they are making a run for it.
I have also noticed Trasha hasn’t cleaned her grout and she now only works 1 hour a week.
Feel free to add anything I may have forgotten.
Pity post any minute.....
Bless Anita, she is getting brave with the conversation
Tanya is currently wearing tena lady knickers because she may actually shit herself because she is scared she may loose her job, or Taco might loose his. Either way whatever they have been spending is clearly running dry.
She doesn’t seem to listen to the news or read a paper. Because she still doesn’t know.
Most people knew a second wave, lockdown would happen. It was inevitable.
But we think it was insurance or inheritance that’s Tanya was frittered away.
She went to centre parks and was so lucky she got a cabin as boring as her own home.
Both pair of twats took Halloween decorations away with them, Trasha also took half the co-op. However she still managed two takeaways and she ate the local farmers cow shit for her dinner.
She met a bestie, who she had never met.
Who looked so pleased to be seen with her.
No masks or social distancing but it’s ok she was tested every day!!
Tanya continues to post shitter meals every week.
Trasha was devastated for all of 2 minutes because one of her ladies died, then she posted a photo of her graveyard stew!!!
Tanya can’t cook spaghetti bol.
What she should of done before lockdown was go get her self a fresh trim. We can see ya spilt ends from here!
We are all waiting for the health scare, from Tanya.
Trasha has a dilemma, can she go and buy her real Christmas tree? Because if she can she is having that bad boy up ASAP. She’ll say we all need something to look forward too. I do bloody hope she dresses up as an ELF. She will also have matching PJ’s, for her Onslow and the daughter. James won’t entertain her. (I assume)
No bloody menus this week, the pair of bitches. How dare they treat us with such disrespect. We need the menus!!!
Who has wine with sausage and mash? Just a thought!
We also are led to believe Tanya has been a naughty girl, dipping her hands in places that she shouldn’t and not returning money she has hidden in her purse.
Translation for the food hug comment, i have had to undo my jeans and put on my stretchy pants because I ate the whole bowl for myself. Taco got to lick the plate.
Her kids don’t seem to be there very much, the dogs look so pissed off. Like any minute the door to the shoe box is left open they are making a run for it.
I have also noticed Trasha hasn’t cleaned her grout and she now only works 1 hour a week.
Feel free to add anything I may have forgotten.
Pity post any minute.....
Bless Anita, she is getting brave with the conversation
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We’ve been a bit quiet lately but we have got to comment on a few things.
we’re not sure if it’s still the case but Tan used to have a massive thing for buying fake stuff. Lots of stuff from Tiffany that was clearly from a market and put into a box bought off eBay. She would do that sort of thing all the time...picks something fake up and then tries to make out its real. She stopped doing it at work when she claimed to have a real handbag from someone but it was clearly a fake and someone who also worked on reception actually had a real one and brought it into compare! Tan then refused to ever bring hers back to put them side by side and she never boasted about having anything like that again.
also, my husband had dinner with someone she used to be very very close to her and there was an incident a few years ago where she was fired from her previous job for stealing money! And it was a lot too, like £5k or something. He thinks her parents had to pay the money back because she’d spent it and they were going to call the police!! He couldn’t remember anything else but it just goes to show you the sort of person she is. There is now a Watsapp group of old and new BMW workers and it’s dedicated to Tanya and Derek! I’m sure more stuff will pop up on there.
we’re not sure if it’s still the case but Tan used to have a massive thing for buying fake stuff. Lots of stuff from Tiffany that was clearly from a market and put into a box bought off eBay. She would do that sort of thing all the time...picks something fake up and then tries to make out its real. She stopped doing it at work when she claimed to have a real handbag from someone but it was clearly a fake and someone who also worked on reception actually had a real one and brought it into compare! Tan then refused to ever bring hers back to put them side by side and she never boasted about having anything like that again.
also, my husband had dinner with someone she used to be very very close to her and there was an incident a few years ago where she was fired from her previous job for stealing money! And it was a lot too, like £5k or something. He thinks her parents had to pay the money back because she’d spent it and they were going to call the police!! He couldn’t remember anything else but it just goes to show you the sort of person she is. There is now a Watsapp group of old and new BMW workers and it’s dedicated to Tanya and Derek! I’m sure more stuff will pop up on there.
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Crazycatlady18
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So since the start of the month we’ve had Blackpool, the spending spree at Bicester village, the jungle themed tat, pick your own sunflowers, dinner at the mermaid, stupid hat and T-shirt, a pumpkin spice haul, a bunch of flowers, Rick Stein box with wine, puppy beds and bowls, escape room for 4, birthday decorations, an indian, a bracelet, a sausage dog puppy.... and we still have the Côte box, a weekend away, boat trip and a vineyard tour. That’s got to be about 3 grand and we still have another 2 weeks left of this month!!!!
Be More Pacific
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Tan must have been on top last night.....
Cupcakemumma
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First comment 
. Apologies if this has been commented on before... but
Does anyone else get annoyed when Tash misses an “are” from her sentences?
Tonight’s PJ post... “we in our pyjamas”.
I’m not a grammar expert but surely this should read “we are in our pyjamas” ???
This mornings ‘morning’ post... “then we off for a walk” - again shouldn’t this be “then we are off for a walk” ???
Someone PLEASE agree with me
. Apologies if this has been commented on before... butDoes anyone else get annoyed when Tash misses an “are” from her sentences?
Tonight’s PJ post... “we in our pyjamas”.
I’m not a grammar expert but surely this should read “we are in our pyjamas” ???
This mornings ‘morning’ post... “then we off for a walk” - again shouldn’t this be “then we are off for a walk” ???
Someone PLEASE agree with me