Slowcookersaddo
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Why’s she taking a bloody back pack out for an Indian 
Who is she ? Bloody Lara Croft ?dora the explore?
Who is she ? Bloody Lara Croft ?dora the explore?
HashtagRealTalk
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The Gregorian Calandar according to Tash...
January 2nd-January 31st: FEELS LIKE SPRING Heehee, daffodils in yellow vase, yellow cushions out of Winter hibernation...spring fresh Zoflora (which will remain unused in box for entirety of next few months)
1st Feb - Feb 14th: B&M bargains Valentines Day Tatt on Steroids...sweeties and chocolates in love heart shapes, cheap crockery in heart shapes, RomComs and primark PJs with valentine-related puns...Then on the actual 14th Feb it will be a night in, in front of Netflix on her todd with an empty mug of “tea” and a bowl of Lindor chocolate balls for company...
Feb 15th - Mid April: Back to Spring again (see January) + a the addition of new food group Mini Eggs/Cadbury’s Creme Eggs into her diet...
Mid April: Double figure temperatures (12 degrees) = AL FRESCO SEASON HEEHEE...JD seasoning BBQ spices...Malibu and Lambrini cocktails in flamingo patterned wine glasses...the return of the Tiki Bar after quite the hiatus...new fluorescent plastic outdoor crockery from B&M...maybe a Bank Holiday special “renovation” featuring a new mirror and a lick of paint somewhere?
Late May: Love Island 2020 paraphernalia take two...
Start of August: Autumn watch: stockpiling cosy sweaters, Pumpkin spiced candles, CAN’T WAIT FOR COSY NIGHTS IN, Halloween recipes - SO SPOOKY (spaghetti worms and meatball eyeballs again anyone?!...)
October 15th - December 24th: Mulled spiced candles, Mulled spice Zoflora, Mulled spice bleach...Racing home to get the decs up before the smoke has even dissipated from her local Bonfire Nights display...Costa Christmas coffees, Baileys and Prosecco (unopened of course...),
December 26th: Tree down...skip to January
What a way to live eh? Can someone please tell her it’s mid January....ITS. NOT. SPRING.
January 2nd-January 31st: FEELS LIKE SPRING Heehee, daffodils in yellow vase, yellow cushions out of Winter hibernation...spring fresh Zoflora (which will remain unused in box for entirety of next few months)
1st Feb - Feb 14th: B&M bargains Valentines Day Tatt on Steroids...sweeties and chocolates in love heart shapes, cheap crockery in heart shapes, RomComs and primark PJs with valentine-related puns...Then on the actual 14th Feb it will be a night in, in front of Netflix on her todd with an empty mug of “tea” and a bowl of Lindor chocolate balls for company...
Feb 15th - Mid April: Back to Spring again (see January) + a the addition of new food group Mini Eggs/Cadbury’s Creme Eggs into her diet...
Mid April: Double figure temperatures (12 degrees) = AL FRESCO SEASON HEEHEE...JD seasoning BBQ spices...Malibu and Lambrini cocktails in flamingo patterned wine glasses...the return of the Tiki Bar after quite the hiatus...new fluorescent plastic outdoor crockery from B&M...maybe a Bank Holiday special “renovation” featuring a new mirror and a lick of paint somewhere?
Late May: Love Island 2020 paraphernalia take two...
Start of August: Autumn watch: stockpiling cosy sweaters, Pumpkin spiced candles, CAN’T WAIT FOR COSY NIGHTS IN, Halloween recipes - SO SPOOKY (spaghetti worms and meatball eyeballs again anyone?!...)
October 15th - December 24th: Mulled spiced candles, Mulled spice Zoflora, Mulled spice bleach...Racing home to get the decs up before the smoke has even dissipated from her local Bonfire Nights display...Costa Christmas coffees, Baileys and Prosecco (unopened of course...),
December 26th: Tree down...skip to January
What a way to live eh? Can someone please tell her it’s mid January....ITS. NOT. SPRING.
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LuckyCharm
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New thread suggestion: tans food is really sublime, trash has turned to a life of crime.
New thread to welcome in the new year.
Well done @So Spooky Hun.
Had shorten it to fit.
So the end of what has been for pretty much the whole world, the worst year ever.
Yet these two are still they same arseholes they were this time last year.
Tanya think she is rockafella. She is still spending.
Trash did a make over of her shitty kitchen and
Surprise surprise it still looks shit.
She hasn’t showed off what Onslow got other than her new kicks!
She needs to wash her leggings.
She still only works an hour a week, but that it yet to be confirmed.
Tanya, has all the gear for walking her dogs yet will only walk them depending on the weather.
Still shop hopping wankers.
Tanya got an eternity ring but still not had a wedding.
Trasha still treats her kids like they’re babies.
Trahsa has some cutlery she found in the loft, it’s for her New Year’s Eve party for 1.
Trasha still doesn’t follow Tan.
They seem to be always doing the same thing but not together
Still have lots of wine bottles that are for props only.
We never did see the hello fresh box.
Trasha has her hot tub, we was violated to photos of Onslows with no top on sporting his sliver chav chain.
Tanya doesn’t have a HOT TUB!!!!
Well done @So Spooky Hun.
Had shorten it to fit.
So the end of what has been for pretty much the whole world, the worst year ever.
Yet these two are still they same arseholes they were this time last year.
Tanya think she is rockafella. She is still spending.
Trash did a make over of her shitty kitchen and
Surprise surprise it still looks shit.
She hasn’t showed off what Onslow got other than her new kicks!
She needs to wash her leggings.
She still only works an hour a week, but that it yet to be confirmed.
Tanya, has all the gear for walking her dogs yet will only walk them depending on the weather.
Still shop hopping wankers.
Tanya got an eternity ring but still not had a wedding.
Trasha still treats her kids like they’re babies.
Trahsa has some cutlery she found in the loft, it’s for her New Year’s Eve party for 1.
Trasha still doesn’t follow Tan.
They seem to be always doing the same thing but not together
Still have lots of wine bottles that are for props only.
We never did see the hello fresh box.
Trasha has her hot tub, we was violated to photos of Onslows with no top on sporting his sliver chav chain.
Tanya doesn’t have a HOT TUB!!!!
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Crazycatlady18
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Makes me laugh how she hash tagged #difficulttime and #prawn in the same post #wow
#wowhellisotherpeople
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You know what IS shameful?
A 50 odd year old woman having to be moved to another building at work because she can’t act in a professional manner.
Also her split ends.
Wednesday26
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There she goes!!!! #sofunny #gingermuff #cantfeelmyvagina #imhome
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Mylifeinsquares
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heart2heart
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Hi all I haven't been on here because I work in a shop and was working over the weekend on the closing shift
I am not on here to prove anything like that badger account or anyone. I created my account last summer and I don't know how these accounts work but I'm sure someone on here can see that I created my account last summer and have only been logging in to read the thread for the past couple of months (in fact, I started reading properly during lockdown when my shop where I work was closed and I had more time on my hands).
I don't know Natascha, and I have only met Tanya a handful of times. It is my ex husband that has the links with Derek and John because they are friends with each other. I am not friends with her but I totally suspect she knows who I am because of the link between John and Derek and my ex husband.
I don't have any juicy gossip to spread, and yes I probably did just confirm what you all know on here - I know that Tanya and Derek are in huge amounts of debt because of what he has told my ex when they've met for pub lunches.
I just wanted to type something on here for the first time because I found myself agreeing with what you all were saying about her over spending and couldn't help myself any longer. It's not like I created my account in a hurry and started posting. I've had this account for a year.... if I was here to just spread nonsense cryptic stuff, surely I would have just created a duff account and got stuck in?
Think I'll go back to just reading the threads lol I have nothing new to tell you all because it looks like you already are aware of their situations, I just wanted to confirm you're all correct!
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I am not on here to prove anything like that badger account or anyone. I created my account last summer and I don't know how these accounts work but I'm sure someone on here can see that I created my account last summer and have only been logging in to read the thread for the past couple of months (in fact, I started reading properly during lockdown when my shop where I work was closed and I had more time on my hands).
I don't know Natascha, and I have only met Tanya a handful of times. It is my ex husband that has the links with Derek and John because they are friends with each other. I am not friends with her but I totally suspect she knows who I am because of the link between John and Derek and my ex husband.
I don't have any juicy gossip to spread, and yes I probably did just confirm what you all know on here - I know that Tanya and Derek are in huge amounts of debt because of what he has told my ex when they've met for pub lunches.
I just wanted to type something on here for the first time because I found myself agreeing with what you all were saying about her over spending and couldn't help myself any longer. It's not like I created my account in a hurry and started posting. I've had this account for a year.... if I was here to just spread nonsense cryptic stuff, surely I would have just created a duff account and got stuck in?
Think I'll go back to just reading the threads lol I have nothing new to tell you all because it looks like you already are aware of their situations, I just wanted to confirm you're all correct!
x
swimming
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I admit there's not a lot of exciting things happening in my life right now, my husband and I are waiting to start our fertility treatment due to Covid, we are working 12 hour days running our business, I'm on a boring as fuck diet but ive lost 9 pounds ..... however I dont want to wish my life away ever, but this Christmas festive shitshow is going to be hilarious.
In the car there, tanya will vice tacos balls and demand he comments "amazing hunny xxxx" on every post she does within 25 seconds. She will still be revealing engagement presents by getting herself in more credit card or catalogue debt buying things for herself and making out taco bought them for her. Trash will be taking 70 thousand selfies in the car en route to the cottage holding a festive Costa, James will be miserable as sin in the back not wanting to go (I dont blame him!), John boy will be strategically liking naked pictures on instagram while trash pops into an M&S petrol garage to buy 9 packets of festive Percy pigs.
Then the one-up-man-shitshow will begin as soon as they get there. Boomerang'ing cheers with mulled wine, mince pies, "amazing hunny xxxx", 9 joints of meat being cooked in the oven, JD seasoning being lobbed around like glitter all over the roast potatoes within an inch of their lives, the Christmas jumper selfies, toasting marshmallows and gingerbread men, the "drinks trolley/ drink station", feet up in front of the fire, John boy still taking 5 minutes in the toilet while he likes more pictures, "amazing hunny xxx", clothes laid out on the bed for Christmas Day, enough candles to make Guy Fawkes jealous, the battle of laying the table, Ridiculous amounts of shit presents, and finally - did I mention "amazing hunny xxx"
The end
In the car there, tanya will vice tacos balls and demand he comments "amazing hunny xxxx" on every post she does within 25 seconds. She will still be revealing engagement presents by getting herself in more credit card or catalogue debt buying things for herself and making out taco bought them for her. Trash will be taking 70 thousand selfies in the car en route to the cottage holding a festive Costa, James will be miserable as sin in the back not wanting to go (I dont blame him!), John boy will be strategically liking naked pictures on instagram while trash pops into an M&S petrol garage to buy 9 packets of festive Percy pigs.
Then the one-up-man-shitshow will begin as soon as they get there. Boomerang'ing cheers with mulled wine, mince pies, "amazing hunny xxxx", 9 joints of meat being cooked in the oven, JD seasoning being lobbed around like glitter all over the roast potatoes within an inch of their lives, the Christmas jumper selfies, toasting marshmallows and gingerbread men, the "drinks trolley/ drink station", feet up in front of the fire, John boy still taking 5 minutes in the toilet while he likes more pictures, "amazing hunny xxx", clothes laid out on the bed for Christmas Day, enough candles to make Guy Fawkes jealous, the battle of laying the table, Ridiculous amounts of shit presents, and finally - did I mention "amazing hunny xxx"
The end
Kat973
Active member
I don‘t want to get kicked off Tattle for doxxing, I’m cautious about how much info I can give. Tasha has two siblings, one is currently serving a life sentence for murder and the other received a short custodial sentence for providing a false alibi and concealing evidence.
#soyummy #happytummy #hehe #mymanmichelle1990
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Annie is savage 
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madamedefarge
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Tbf to Tanya, painful though it is to type that, being legally allowed to do something doesn’t mean its ethical to do it. Isolating when you’re infected with a highly contagious illness that can make some other people very ill, or even kill them, is the sensible thing to do, even when it feels like a mild illness.
I had it recently and still adopted the ‘can’t go out’ mindset as I felt I couldn’t go out, that it would have been irresponsible for me to do so. I know she can be selfish but in this instance she may be saying she can’t go out because she feels she can’t go out in good conscience.
I had it recently and still adopted the ‘can’t go out’ mindset as I felt I couldn’t go out, that it would have been irresponsible for me to do so. I know she can be selfish but in this instance she may be saying she can’t go out because she feels she can’t go out in good conscience.
Dramallamas
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Fucking hell...I think that is my sister in law’s old car - she is in East Kent and chopped it in last weekend Not. Even. Joking.
Not. Even. Joking.Lord Farquad
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At this point I think that Tasha is genuinely harmless. Lives for her family and Instagram. You have to wonder how she will cope when the kids head off to university or leave home. I think that’s when the pets will come in.
Tanya however, an absolute rotten character. Everything is so painfully false. We give Tasha fresh hell for the ugg boots and joggers at an upmarket restaurant but if anything, that just shows she’s simple. I’m yet to see a genuine post from Tanya.
Tanya however, an absolute rotten character. Everything is so painfully false. We give Tasha fresh hell for the ugg boots and joggers at an upmarket restaurant but if anything, that just shows she’s simple. I’m yet to see a genuine post from Tanya.