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Bring it on!

Ok I own up to this can’t stand any more of her bullshit waiting to be blocked now

Muser said:

Ok I own up to this can’t stand any more of her bullshit waiting to be blocked now

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She’s now removed my comment too bad fatty I’ve screenshot it for everyone to see

Thread suggestion: welcome Ralph, the new insta prop, is that a earthquake or Tan throwing a strop?!

Maggie28 said:

So that makes me think, it has been staged all for the gram!! It’s official now? Sad wankers the pair of them.
I can’t wait to see Tanya in a big puffy wedding dress

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Tash rocking up in a full on wedding dress with veil "hehe soo spooooky hun, I got mine 20 years ago, remember I told you "

Why is she such a nasty jumped up little bitch. She’s obviously insecure about the car because why would she reply like that

Nottinghamshiregirl said:

She claims to have Sjögren’s syndrome but only has a ‘flare’ up when she needs some ego stroking.

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Had to Google that and it says symptoms can include an inability to cry tears and a dry fanny. I think there’s a strong possibilty she might actually be telling the truth on this one if that’s the case

Blimey, who would of thought our Saturday nights could be so exciting.
My life is far from perfect. I am far from perfect but I am a bloody good teacher. I have been for over 20 years! I don’t need to justify myself to some uncultured tart. Who makes up a fake account to say she feels sorry for the parents of the kids I teach.
I am a no nonsense kind of person. I don’t fanny about with making people feel good. But I am loyal and I am kind. I have friends and I have a great bunch of people on this site, who I know if I needed to talk I could reach out to them.
I have worked the whole of this pandemic, like most of the people on here. I can’t say I am perfect I’m not.
I don’t portray my life as perfect. Unlike some!
That’s the whole point of these threads, we see your accounts and we think really? Are these woman for real, your lives are not prefect.
Don’t portray them as if they are. Be real, but you can’t because deep down you’re fake as fuck.
I may come on here and air my comments but I air them to people who feel the same as me.
This is a gossip website, you chose to make an account.
Now let’s see what today brings, I think another takeaway and more EB later in the week.
In other news my new Cath kidston parcel arrived.

That comment from Tan made me want to punch her through my screen
Does her HTB ( I hate that word ) have to go into houses so disgusting that you would wipe your feet on the way out after he has had to search it for drugs & potentially get pricked with dirty needles? Does he go to work & risk being assaulted every day plus catch Covid from people he has to search & arrest? Does he go to work at 7am & then not come home until 25 hours later after having to stay on & deal with prisoners all whilst having no sleep & just a sandwich all day? No, he doesn’t!
My husband is a police officer & is a million times better than her pathetic excuse as a man!
So Tanya, I’ll use your childish little quote right back at you & say that my hero husband is better than your bf!!! Moron

come on who was it

Ladies, before she turns the comments off again, she’s been called out on the curry post about her behaviour.
If you’re on here, bravo!

And she’s deleted it already... glad I screenshot it

Hi everyone long time lurker first time poster - I’m mostly just here for the laughs but has really pissed me off tonight. Her greed is like nothing I have ever known- those melting marshmallows and snowmen, my kids (3&5) would love them I have seen them on insta but never managed to nab any possibly because I work 27 hours a week, have said 3&5 year old and don’t shop hop like a mad woman due to ya know the global pandemic and for her to say she’s going to ‘stock up’ for her ‘ kiddies ‘ who are grown arse teenagers Honestly I know it sounds irrational but this is what has tipped me over the edge she has to have everything. That’s right Trash you clear the shelves f**k everyone else oh and don’t you worry about small children going hungry this half term Hun whole communities of people out there including my own are doing what we can to support our struggling families but aslong as your kiddies have enough sugar to gorge on I shall sleep sound in my bed

Took it upon myself to create the next thread ‘ladies’- was worried we would run out of space on the last one thanks to this mornings offerings from Tan than enraged us all

@swimming won with most likes on the tread suggestion

Recap:

Trasha STILL works 2 hours a week.

Tanya is STILL a passive aggressive c*nt

They are both STILL corona c*nts.

Both STILL use shitty hashtags.

Tasha got in first with buying the first Autumn tat #smellofpumpkinspiceintheshops- Tanya followed closely behind buying even more tat than Trasha

Tasha & Tan STILL both using expensive bottles of wine/ Fizz as props and not actually pouring a drink out of said bottle

Taco is STILL a massive wet wipe- delicious honey

Dirty John is STILL a filthy pig

They’re all STILL hot tub wankers

Badger has returned to the whichever burrow it crawled out of and we have a new much interesting tattle member who actually provides us with good tit bits!

Tasha won battle of the Ivy Trips (just about- her food just looked a bit more tastier than whatever Tan got)

On the day of Tashas wedding anniversary Tan just could not help herself and posted a picture montage of ANOTHER expensive trip they’ve booked to a castle where wet wipe proclaimed that Tan is always his princess (Vom)

Tanya has got special matching outfits ready her boat trip with wet wipe in true Hyacinth Bucket style.

Tanya made some sandwiches for tea and presented them in a sewing kit

We are all patiently waiting for Tan & Wet wipe to appear on Channel 5’s ‘Can’t Pay, We’ll Take it Away’

@Maggie28 have I missed anything?! My first recap- there is just too much to recap on with this pair!

Thread suggestion: Tanya and Tasha - Princess Tan and her spineless man spiralling into debt to get one up for the gram

Yo Tesco

Yo

Open up, yeah

(Yeah, what do you want Trash?)

Orangutan just caught me

(You let her catch you?)

I don't know how I let this happen

(Which shop?)

The Aldi next door, ya know?

Schlong, I don’t know what to do

(Say you didn’t know)

Alright

Orangutan came in and she caught me red-handed

Creeping to the Aldi next door

Picture this we were both lard arses

Banging on the Aldi door

I should’ve bought an extra 10 loafs and a six pint of whole milk

All this time she was standing there

She never took her eyes off me

Shop hopping to Aldi and Tesco, Waitrose and Sainsbury’s too

Push through queues and grabbing pasta you cling to your tro’ol’ley

You better watch your back Trash, Orangutan’s on the attack

Let's review the situation that you're caught up inna

To be on lockdown you have to know how to stay at home

If they shop at night, they gonna shop all day

Never admit to the world when asked

Just make claims that you had it anyway

Trash was caught with pudding from iceland (we didn’t know)

Orangutan’s Spa made an appearance (we didn’t know)

See me bragging on the gram (we didn’t know)

We even had a normal Easter (we didn’t know)

Got called out by sally Potts (we didn’t know)

Shitty paper plates on my table (we didn’t know)

Orangutan’s burnt chocolate bunny brownies (we didn’t know)

Faking gifts from made up neighbours (we didn’t know)

Coronavirus isn’t no way over

New thread suggestion (bit early)

Trash in the garden through rain or snow; Tan’s staying home #wedidntknow

Hello 'ladies', just catching up properly on here after such a stressful few days. The reality of all this covid19 has been too much this week after my husbands uncle and nephew (father and son) both died from the virus. His uncle was a heavy smoker so it got him bad, and then the son contracted it after dropping some cough medicine round there and ended up staying to help do some cleaning (I know, against advice, but what are you meant to do if someone you love is dying and youre told you cant see them?! All they had was each other, and now I suppose they are together again in Heaven, but its so so so shit). And I am feeling angry today. Angry at how this disease is spreading, and people going out every day to shops thinking its a joke and that they can just take photos of BBQ times and doing gardening, showing off online.

My husband is alright. Typical man, hes spend the last few days in and out of the spare room downstairs we made into a gym and so I've left him to it. But I had a big girl cry this morning on my own when I got up at 6am and everyone else was still asleep. I want to see my parents so much, and its true when people say no matter how old you are, you always want your mum!!! They dropped off an Easter egg for my son the other day and we all waved out the window and had a giggle (trying to make it fun for him so he doesnt pick up on the stress), but inside I was crying.

I should be hosting our yearly easter roast meal today with 20 members of the family round and we should all be doing 'cheers' and 'happy easter'. But instead im sat here feeling like I want to cry every 2 minutes and I cant bare to look at social media because (and im sorry if anyone does this), but its just constant posts of peoples spoilt children with 57 chocolate eggs or whatever, and T&T showing off with their photos and stuff. And no doubt later we will have a photo of the roast dinner and everything will be 'so yummy so happy so lucky so blessed' I will continue to take the piss, but im suffering today.

Going to light my fave candle, do some cleaning (I dont have any grout haha) and just remember that this wont be forever.

Thanks for reading if you got this far!!! xx

Before it gets deleted..

A work do when you’re a gardener ?? who’s he gone with a couple of gnomes !?