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Early thread suggestion - Battle of the birthdays, Tan's in a panic - trying to think of ways to outdo the titanic

Hey fatty. I’m not bitter. Sorry hun, but I guess #youdidntknow. I’m not on my 45th affair, didn’t steal from a former employer, have never lied about having cancer or an auto immune disease, haven’t forced my ex to sell everything to pay off my debt (don’t even have an ex husband!) don’t have kids and dogs who hate me, I don’t belittle my SiL, I don’t post unflattering pictures of my niece, I didn’t have to force my partner to ask me to marry him, or expect my parents to bail me out of every situation I’ve got myself in, I’m not so stupid that I need instructions on my dinner plates, havent humiliated my partner by making him kiddy valentines lunch in the work cafeteria, I’m not a bad bitch, haven’t uploaded a bunch of photos of a poor gentleman’s property going up in flames while praising myself for directing traffic. Anything else hun?

Why does this look like they are sitting in a ballsack

I think I am about to blocked and I am not even sorry. I am so fucked off! I know you will all keep me up to date.

Constantly tested?? At a caravan park...... What the actual fuck is she on about?? Dislussional

Happyholly said:

Look at all that tat they've taken with them

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That's nothing. Tan's taken her lounge with her..

BRING IT ON TWIT AND TWAT, the long awaited battle of the mini break Is upon us.. Who will win, Centre parcs or caravan parcs, Jabby the hutt or Chewbacca, Mrs Bucket or Stig of the dump.
This vicious war will take place during a global pandemic, where child poverty soars and a bitter rift has besieged these two families. Countless pictures will be taken, bottles of wine will be left unopened, tonnes of yummy food will be devoured.
STAY TUNED TO FIND OUT THE WINNER OF,
‘THE BATTLE OF THE BELLENDS’

So I couldn’t sleep and someone mentioned they had been back over a Trasha’s photos from last year. To find the photo of her on the bedroom floor dressed as an elf. Sadly ladies I couldn’t find it on the previous thread but I did find this.
It’s from an account called JamesA04

Anyone else still not understand what the fuck is going on?

I am a long time lurker but someone who has called out Trasha on her food posts previously. I'm a frontline NHS worker who is beyond pissed off with these 2 tossers! That chicken seriously looks like Yoda has had a stroke
I cannot believe how much beef is stacking..... she is getting humongous.

I've lurked for a while and tried so so hard to resist posting but these 2 morons have broken me. Their selfishness and oneupmanship needs commendation for being the 2020 Covidiots Oh and 🦧 stick your NHS thanks, clapsand sentiment up your fat arses! How dare either of you absolute hypocritical, lying 2 faced, arse licking, scum dare to support me or my hard working colleagues. I hope the only clap you 2 ever get is from your cheating excuses of men especially now the GU clinics are closed. Couldn't think of 2 more deserving individuals to get it.... you can cool your itching with your Percy Pig Icecream

I seriously want to unfollow but my curiosity wont allow me to because I actually want to see how low they actually can get and also want to watch their demise when this shit hits economically! Enjoying the banter on here has kept me smiling through many tough days at present. Thank you ladies.

They’ve mug her right off putting her in amongst these posh ones

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Trash & Tan’s waistlines continue to grow.. sorry about the pandemic #wedidntknow

Whenever I see a photo of Trasha, this is all I see:

I'm the bitch you hated, filth infatuated, yeah
I'm the pain you tasted, fell intoxicated
I'm a firestarter, twisted firestarter
You're the firestarter, twisted firestarter

Maggie28 said:

Fire starter has to beg in the next title

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#51 Tasha's a racist and covers up the truth, Tanya's a firestarter with hair that's 90% proof

Letsspillthetea said:

View attachment 397154on your marks ladies

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Tanya drops her phone, pushes Taco out the way, grabs her bag and speeds off in a cloud of dust to buy the new frying pan. She is after all sausage dog owner.
Does a hand brake turn at the supermarket door. Jumps out, runs into the store. Knocking Supermarket workers out the way. Makes a dash for the cooking isle. Grabs one and takes breath. She storms her way to the check out, shouting, out of my way pheasants I am a sausage dog owner. Opens her purse, drops the 17 credit cards and finds one, that will let her pay for it.
She hugs her new purchase as she leaves the store. Supermarket workers and old ladies are being helped up from the floor.
She gets back in her car. However a policeman has pulled up and questions why she is out. She flashes her Instagram page, and barks don’t you know who I am!
She threatens the police with their jobs, she knows the chief constables wife.
Tan gets back in her car, drives off. Not noticing the carnage she has left behind.
Gets home, kicks in the door and whacks Taco around the head with the frying pan. Screaming did he not see this pan when he was buying her flowers!
Taco starts to cry and she puts him back in his cage.
Tan phones for a takeaway.
It’s been a rough week.

Tasha is home to her babies! Er is that the near 17 and 14 year old 'babies'? She's is a fruit loop and trash hun a whole tub of houmous isn't healthy you fat slob

I know this is far to early but I've got a thread suggestion (I will post it again nearer the time)
Tanya, Tash and the Testicle Twins, in the battle of Instasham nobody wins!

Belleboo said:

What filter does she use? Her eyes are five times bigger, she has not one single pore, if she ever went missing and they were trying to use these photos to find her they’d have no chance!

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Who would even try find her? Taco would be relieved

I can just imagine the sign

MISSING
Tanya Whitlock also known as Tanya Champion, Tanya Ashlock, Tanya Ashford, Queen Orangutan, cute nose

Description
Height -5’10 ??
Weight - 250lb
Hair - red / orange with dead ends
Eyes - saucer sized, blue

Last seen at Waitrose, Sainsburys, Tesco, BMW

Please contact Taco on 0800 S P I N E L E S S
or email at [email protected]

Please don’t approach, has been known for violent outbursts, or she may rob you of your money to buy a hot tub

Just catching up as been poorly last few days (stomach bug not covid!), Just wanted to say I can't get over Tanya's outfit last night - head to toe in khaki green, she must have looked like a teenage mutant ninja turtle barging her way into that restaurant!