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Fopperholic #16 Poorly nan won't spoil *MY* fun, I'll still sell my arse to The Sun!

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So I’m an ex consultant and used to work with nikki. I few things I know about her, this lovely kind person is...



Turning up to district meetings looking like a hooker doing that fake loud laugh to grab attention. Honestly her choice of footwear is as shocking as that laugh!!! She’d be there fawning over the Sw managers (who were basically the shittest managers I’ve ever known) where she would pathetically clap and laugh at their immature content (a bit like a Sw group). Don’t know about anyone else but if I sat in a managers meeting clapping each other like a bunch of seals I’d take a bag of haribos for the full childish effect! (AD)



Remember all the muscle food she used to fawn over?? Once she stopped getting it free she’s never ordered off them since. She was stood in her local once, where she rented with Chris, and he was overheard moaning about all the free meat they had in their fridge. fucking ungrateful twats! A local butcher who was just starting out gave her a couple of freebies for a bit of promo. Not much but he soon stooped as she didn’t promote him if she wasn’t getting a freebie so he was sacked off her grids! Fair play to that lad he’s running a roaring business now - it seems genuine hard work pays off, insta and YT does not come under that category!



BF before Chris was a Coke head, always smashed and getting high. Very well known for it around here. (Not Barry the blonde drip, can’t remember his name atm).



When she was going for her mortgage with Chris they were having problems getting a mortgage as they were both self employed but on paper it didn’t look like they earned that much. Karma has come back as corona now you want to claim off the gov you pair of tax dodgers. His parents also bailed them out and helped them get the mortgage on the welsbourne palace.



God forbid if you challenged her, had an opinion or disagreed with her. You would be in the crap for that. At one time (and I believe it stills goes on in the consultant only fb page) other consultants would be furious for her saying or filming something on SM. She would blast she’s the victim and only trying to help. Oh fuck off, if you’re that business savvy you’d know different and would act more professionally. She lost so many off her team that we’re just glad to see the back of her and I hear the ones that are now on new teams are all really happy now (despite the current situation obviously!)



I have never met anyone so vain in my life and that pot noodle ad would have killed her!!! I’m guessing they edited the pic (the whole in the belly). Keep on selling your soul nikki!



I don’t believe she was sacked as such but I think SW had so many complaints about the SW brand being compromised by her that she had to make a decision of work one day a week or become a fabulous internet sensation. I’ll leave that with you then guys .....

I'm sure I'm not the only one who questions myself occasionally thinking "Am I being un-kind? Is it nice to take such pleasure in her potential misfortune?"

I was reflecting on it this morning but do you know what I can honestly say that if she wrote a post that said, for example, that they had found the Disney Park stressful, she really struggled with the lack of routine, she was questioning her decision to come and had been in tears since the travel ban was communicated etc., I would honestly be the FIRST person on here saying that I felt for her and really hope they all get back ok. I really would! She is SO frustrating in the way that she thinks no one can see that her whole online persona is a bit of an act,a publicity machine!!

Conclusion? While she continues to present this fake-ass account of their lives, and a disregard for anything but how she is perceived, I will not feel bad at all for hoping that they all have a really crap end to the holiday.

There is nothing more engaging than genuine authenticity and I just don't think she will ever get that. Wouldn't it be amazing if she was just honest....I'd love to see her post more of this stuff....

1. I dislike charity shops-hate the musty smell and just don't like the thought of someone wearing clothes before me. If you want to follow a 'sustainable clothing' account here are some good ones.

2. I hate staying in with the boys and find it boring if I'm honest. Creative play is not my thing. I need to get out every day more for me than them if I'm honest. It's something I'm working on. I'm a great Mum in loads of other ways though.

3. I have a disordered relationship with food. SW worked for me for years, but now I have the boys it just doesn't seem to work as well. Help! I am scared of putting on weight and passing my habits on to the boys. I'm exploring loads of different approaches at the moment so bear with me! I'm certainely not someone to be held up as an 'expert' right now but please hang around if you like to watch me struggle lol.

4. Motherhood is hard and I'm aware that I've been trying to distract myself from some of the harder aspects by focussing too much on my digital creator career. It's easier to focus on this than it is the gut-wrenching possibilty that I might not be the A* Mum I thought I'd be. If I'm more absent from here then please know that I'm prioritisng my boys, their development and my mental health.

If she did more of this kind of stuff she'd 'find her tribe' audience, they'd engage with the real Nicki and she's have more fun and ultimately make more money!

She's just laughable.

A foodie who only ever goes to subway. Or harvester!

A non caffeine drinker who's always drinking...caffine.

A slimming world consultant who promotes that you can eat as much free food as possible....but restricts her food intake.

A fashionista whose fashion sense is dated, cheap and frumpy.

A blonde with brains... Minus the blonde hair. And minus the brain. Who can still not distinguish the correct use of your or you're.

Gives out parenting advice... But doesn't know how to parent.

Wants a huge amount of followers.... But deletes and blocks like there's no tomorrow.

It's so amusing that someone so shallow, vapid, plain, basic, boring, senseless and idiotic can believe she has a chance to make it big!

Fopperholic 85 Thread suggestion - 4 bank accounts but not a penny to her name and all because her content is lame, lame, lame!

New thread title suggestion: Orange face, you're a big disgrace dragging your kids all over the place!

Fopperholic #35 more monstrosity than Montessori

Hey guys, it's Nikki here, aka Fopperholic. In case your (you're) wondering, this ahhhh-mazing nickname was invented by me. I looooove food because I'm a foodie, although I don't like eating it. I also love LOVE shopping. So I mashed the words together and got Fopperholic. Freaking genious or what! So I got an A in my GCSE English course so I'm cleaver enough to make up words like this. And flucked. I might do a collaboration with Collins to see if we can rewrite the dictionary together. If I have enough time. They've asked but you see, I have twin boys, two babies to look after and run about after. It's exhausting. They will be walking soon too so it's going to get more tiring and I'll be even thinner. So as a new mum to two twin boys I hardly ever get a minute to myself, so I might not have time to collaborate with Collins to rewrite the dictionary. But don't worry, you can swipe up to get your own copy of the dictionary. Go onnnnnn, swipe up peasants or pheasants.

OMG and for those #rude people asked why I didn't post pictures of the blonde twin's....what's his name.... Alexa, what is the name of twin 2?....ahh Lawson.... For those of you asking why I didn't post a lecture of Lawson in his shoes, I just didn't want a picture of him taking up storage on my phone. Nothing wrong with that OK. I'm a new mum and I'm learning. They're my kids so I will do what I want. Anyway, you should all still be commenting on gray Gray's picture telling me how ahhhmazing and gorgeous he is!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Get to it. I want a comment on the pic saying how gorgeous and cute he is and then a swipe up in my stories. NOW!
Anyway I am going to put the two twin baby boys in the hallway while I blow dry my hair and put my face on. I'll do a get ready with me video blog soon as I've recently updated my look. For the winter I've gone for more a burnt orange complexion with a Vaseline highlighter alllllllllllll over. Swipe up for Vaseline. And before anyone mentions the two twin baby boys in the hallway, I am entitled to some me time OK. I've put some raisins on the floor for them to snack on and some tin foil to keep them occupied. They're like little hamsters really. So cute. Especially gray gray. Such hard work though, I need a break. You'd only know that if you had to care for two twin baby boys 100% of the time on your own. Anyway byeeeeeee for now, fopps x

Thread suggestion: Fopperholic #68 Blockerholic you're very rude, you're at least a 12 in Scamp & Dude

I think the main issue with her is that she just has no personality and absolutely nothing to say.
No one wants to see a skinny woman stay skinny.
No one wants to see a rich woman get richer by doing mind-numbingly bad ads.
Equally no one wants to see a rich woman spend her (her husbands) money on absolutely meaningless 'hauls'.
No one wants to see a self confessed 'foody' cook the most boring, bland food over and over (occasionally spiced up with 13gms of cheese of sadness).
No one wants to see a controlling mother pimp out her ' so so longed for gorgeous boy' s' for a few pennies.
Also no one wants to watch 2 perfectly average, maybe even slightly dull, little boys play with a brand new toys every day, that most hard working parents couldn't afford.
There is just nothing there for her to go on. She has no direction hence the constant, embarrassing begging for engagement. I would actually feel sorry for her if she wasn't such a massive dickhead and a nasty person in general. Its time to hang up the size XXXS influencer coat and find a real job Nikki

so can we expect an incoming mazza comment??

ooh those all look lovely, i'll have to go to iceland to get some, we've never had party food and you made it look so delicious, where did you get your eye mask? I need one of those! The boys look like they're having fun, where do you get their socks? Did Chris like it too? you're such a good wife and twin mum Nikki juggling all that cooking with your busy job and the twins, im going to Iceland now to see if I can get some chicken on a stick too, see you tomorrow.....did you say it was ok to say that or not? love to you all
ps - really wish our oven was in the dining room after seeing yours x

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Well well look who I spot at Gymboree with Fopps. Mad Mazza. And it looks like they’re having a tiff about something. Fopps sitting with her arms folded not getting involved at all. Not very like the vids she posts herself acting like she’s super mum and never showing Mazza is with her.

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Fopperholic #98 Lawson this, Lawson that - you have TWO sons you absolute twat

#Thread suggestion - Her life is the pits, on the beg for a new pair of tits

I’ve been excited for page 48

Fopperholic 54 - £600 to look like a twat, sorry Flops I’d rather be fat!

Fopperholic #35 once upon a time she was happy fopping, now she's just social media flopping

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