Ok, seeing as she's blocked me, and seeing as I can't change my user name here (nor do I want to actually), I think its time to fess up. I'm Heather. I'm sorry I didn't divulge earlier, but I preferred some anominity. You've all been so wonderfully kind to me and I appreciate all your lovely words of support. I never meant to be quite so mean to Fopps, and I actually used to really like her. She's a million miles away from me in personality and I found it fascinating to view someone who's world revolves around money, clothes and how she looks. I prayed that having babies would change her, soften her edges, but we all know it didn't happen. I started commenting to try and make her see sense, we chatted in DMs a few times and we had some kind of odd friendship. Im infertile and i confided in her about my sadness. Obviously that didn't last as she's incapable of having genuine friendships with other women. She irritates me,but ultimately I feel pity towards her because her life is empty. You can fill a house with as much junk as you like Nikki, but your heart and life will always be empty because you have no warmth or empathy in your soul. So that's it folks, you know who I am now. Again, sorry for not admitting it sooner but I had my reasons.
TheWitchIsBack
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Fopperholic #22: She’s a #newmum of twins and she’s finding it tricky, but she’s come a long way from being Nine Pint Nicki
Fopperholic #22: She’s a #newmum of twins and she’s finding it tricky, but she’s come a long way from being Nine Pint Nicki
ChubClubThug
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Thread suggestion: Fopperholic #22 Don't be fooled by the trainers that she's got; she's still 9 pints Nikki from the block
Sandra_1984
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No caffine - but drinks Pepsi
Degree and an A in English - can't spell
Doesn't filter pics, just uses an app that changes their colours!
Gave up high flying career (1 day a week!) to have a social media career... Flopperholic'd big time.
Wants a huge amount of followers, even buys some, but then blocks real followers
Foodie but can't even buy unchopped veg and eats at lowbrow chain places
ALWAYS has the boys ON HER OWN except when they're with someone...anyone else or gym creche.
Blonde with brains. This woman is so 'cleaver' she will hack away any misconceptions about her with her, errrr cleaver.
Also, blonde isn't actual blonde. She doesn't use a filter so we can safely assume she has natural green hair with dark brown roots. Perhaps she is a tree or a bush head.
She lost soooooo much weight running around after her comatose twins who can't yet move that she had to buy new clothes. But then in the same week she just had to join the gym because she has put on some extra weight from eating the boys one plate leftovers. In fact she put on so much weight she has to resort to spraying all their leftover food from that one little bamboo plate just so she wasn't tempted. Tempted to get the scraps out the bin and eat them herself?
Only fopps is 'cleaver' enough to make a pot noodle for a pot noodle "how to make a pot noodle" ad, not using boiling water. Ahhhh-mazing.
She's SOOOOOO not arty babe, but can spend hours making an advert for a fucking noodle, but can't spend half an hour letting the boys use a felt pen. She can spend time artistically applying burnt orange paint to her face but hell to the no, she will not spend time artistically letting the boys play with paint.
Fashionista she is, soooooooo trendy. Nobody else other than lily savage, cat slater, Liz MacDonald or any drag queen outside of Brighton can pull off what she does. Give this girl all the polyester, soooooooo hot she might spontaneously combust with ahhhh-mazingness. She even owns three whole pairs of shoes. I know, 3!!!
Her kid isn't ginger Y'know. But it's not a filter as I don't use them. But he's not ginger okay.
Pigged out today, had a whole 0% Greek yoghurt with half teaspoon of hot shot. Added some jd seasoning too swipe up for recipe and to get some too.
Swipe upppppp if you want what I've got
Swipe upppppp if you want to look like me
I'm soooooooo rich because I'm a budget person. I budget so much. I'm an international budget zuperstar and I've been in the papers for my ahhhh-mazing budget hacks. Oh hang on Chris, just popping into Costa for some snacks and some coffee which can soooooooo totally not have caffine in as I'm not allowed it. Spend spend spend. OK now let's go to that supermarket and buy just ONE sandwich for the boys to share, as I am such a budgeter, this will save us SOOOOOO much money. Even though we are SOOOOOO rich. Ohhhhhh look supermarket clothes. Take take take. Price for one sandwich and whole new wardrobes for everyone is £200! I'm such a budgeting queen! Now, where shall we eat Chris. Somewhere the boys can share their delicious single sandwich. Somewhere where only a real foodie like me will go.... Mmmm, subway! Nom Nom Nom.
I'm SOOOOOO poor I can't afford a personal trainer anymore and can't afford for the boys to go to nursery. I know I don't work, but helllllooooo, I've got to cleaver my social media career. Ooooooo look fancy gym with FREE creche. I'm such a budget superstar, I'll join! Everyone will be coming to me for my "cleaver" budgeting ideas.
*nicki didn't know this article would be published here but we managed to get some direct quotes from her. Ahhhhhhmazing
Degree and an A in English - can't spell
Doesn't filter pics, just uses an app that changes their colours!
Gave up high flying career (1 day a week!) to have a social media career... Flopperholic'd big time.
Wants a huge amount of followers, even buys some, but then blocks real followers
Foodie but can't even buy unchopped veg and eats at lowbrow chain places
ALWAYS has the boys ON HER OWN except when they're with someone...anyone else or gym creche.
Blonde with brains. This woman is so 'cleaver' she will hack away any misconceptions about her with her, errrr cleaver.
Also, blonde isn't actual blonde. She doesn't use a filter so we can safely assume she has natural green hair with dark brown roots. Perhaps she is a tree or a bush head.
She lost soooooo much weight running around after her comatose twins who can't yet move that she had to buy new clothes. But then in the same week she just had to join the gym because she has put on some extra weight from eating the boys one plate leftovers. In fact she put on so much weight she has to resort to spraying all their leftover food from that one little bamboo plate just so she wasn't tempted. Tempted to get the scraps out the bin and eat them herself?
Only fopps is 'cleaver' enough to make a pot noodle for a pot noodle "how to make a pot noodle" ad, not using boiling water. Ahhhh-mazing.
She's SOOOOOO not arty babe, but can spend hours making an advert for a fucking noodle, but can't spend half an hour letting the boys use a felt pen. She can spend time artistically applying burnt orange paint to her face but hell to the no, she will not spend time artistically letting the boys play with paint.
Fashionista she is, soooooooo trendy. Nobody else other than lily savage, cat slater, Liz MacDonald or any drag queen outside of Brighton can pull off what she does. Give this girl all the polyester, soooooooo hot she might spontaneously combust with ahhhh-mazingness. She even owns three whole pairs of shoes. I know, 3!!!
Her kid isn't ginger Y'know. But it's not a filter as I don't use them. But he's not ginger okay.
Pigged out today, had a whole 0% Greek yoghurt with half teaspoon of hot shot. Added some jd seasoning too swipe up for recipe and to get some too.
Swipe upppppp if you want what I've got
Swipe upppppp if you want to look like me
I'm soooooooo rich because I'm a budget person. I budget so much. I'm an international budget zuperstar and I've been in the papers for my ahhhh-mazing budget hacks. Oh hang on Chris, just popping into Costa for some snacks and some coffee which can soooooooo totally not have caffine in as I'm not allowed it. Spend spend spend. OK now let's go to that supermarket and buy just ONE sandwich for the boys to share, as I am such a budgeter, this will save us SOOOOOO much money. Even though we are SOOOOOO rich. Ohhhhhh look supermarket clothes. Take take take. Price for one sandwich and whole new wardrobes for everyone is £200! I'm such a budgeting queen! Now, where shall we eat Chris. Somewhere the boys can share their delicious single sandwich. Somewhere where only a real foodie like me will go.... Mmmm, subway! Nom Nom Nom.
I'm SOOOOOO poor I can't afford a personal trainer anymore and can't afford for the boys to go to nursery. I know I don't work, but helllllooooo, I've got to cleaver my social media career. Ooooooo look fancy gym with FREE creche. I'm such a budget superstar, I'll join! Everyone will be coming to me for my "cleaver" budgeting ideas.
*nicki didn't know this article would be published here but we managed to get some direct quotes from her. Ahhhhhhmazing
Sandra_1984
Well-known member
So my ahhhh-mazing twins are at the age now where I reallllllllly need to consider there (their) future because there (they're) Sooooooooooo advanced for their age. There (they're) now age 5 (4.5 corrected) but there (they're) working at age 11 levels across all subjects due to my ahhhh-mazing parenting.I reckon boarding school will happen by then
Can anyone recommend any boarding schools as far away from warwickshire as possible who would have the skills to take on twins? It's a huge task having twins and I need to know the school would be able to cope, especially now since the boys have just started walking.
I really don't want to leave my ahhhh-mazing twins but I need to consider what is best for them and their futures. They'd need to stick to my regimented routine too, so I need recommendations on schools who would be able to incorporate their morning and afternoon naps and set mealtimes. Also they only eat pan fried full fat SW recipes. Noooo shitty school dinners for my boys.
Anyway I'd lovvvvvvveeeee to hear what you are up to today? We're going for a cheeky Costa this morning as its Chris's only third day off this week, then we might go to soft play. We've got some shopping to do too so I'll probably do a video blog of our ahhhh-mazing day in the life. Primarini has some new dresses in and I just love their amazzzzzing animal print polyester range. Literally sparks fly when I wear their stuff. Then we'll grab some lunch. I could make some now as we only went food shopping for the last five days in a row, but I can't be arsed. We have so much money from my savings from my high flying career so I'll use those to buy the boys a banana to share and me and Chris can have a delicious zero syn subway salad. Mmmmnm. Get me some of that cherry Pepsi.
Want to know what I'm wearing now? Swipe up to check out my 21buttons.... I'll give you a guess where this outfit is from.... It begins with P and is where alllllll my ahhhh-mazing clothes come from.
Grayson's outfit is from Gucci and Lawson's is from TU at sainsburys....hand me down from my Gray Gray.
Ellsbells123
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Sorry......thread derailing time 
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I have seen my consultant today and they gave me the absolutely amazing news that they think the surgery had done the job and they have removed all the cancer
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Few tests to come back, but they didn’t seem overly concerned and my follow up is in May.
Just needed to share with my wonderful tattle crew
.I have seen my consultant today and they gave me the absolutely amazing news that they think the surgery had done the job and they have removed all the cancer
.Few tests to come back, but they didn’t seem overly concerned and my follow up is in May.
Just needed to share with my wonderful tattle crew
Longjohnsilvers
Member
New thread title (early, sorry!)
"Fopps is feeling dejected, she's not lost 3 stone just 2 stone 5 (corrected)"
"Fopps is feeling dejected, she's not lost 3 stone just 2 stone 5 (corrected)"
Frogfrogfrog
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We’re not saying Fopps repeats content but we wouldn’t put it pasta...
wellwellwellitsanotherad
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I had a very very tearful afternoon yesterday because of the current situation, family separated by 10,000 miles, family funeral on hold, worried about health of everyone /work/whether I will have a roof over my head etc and mum working on CV ward nightshifts with 2 hours sleep a night . Real world problems that Fopps doesn't give a shit about. But then in the evening a chat with a friend bought news to distract me a little.
Okay so... I'm not sure if this is the right time but I have to share with you what I found out and the info had came from a SW Consultant up the road from Fopps. Hopefully it brings you all a little smile like it did me.
SHE WAS SACKED FROM SW... I BLOODY KNEW IT!!!
So because she thinks she is such a fabulous YouTuber /influencer she was advertising other products and this was clearly written in her contract that she can't do this. She was warned 5 times and she didn't stop because she thought she was soooooo important and it came back to bite her on her shitty turkey mince tex mex arse.
Fuck you Fopps knew we would find out the truth.
Okay so... I'm not sure if this is the right time but I have to share with you what I found out and the info had came from a SW Consultant up the road from Fopps. Hopefully it brings you all a little smile like it did me.
SHE WAS SACKED FROM SW... I BLOODY KNEW IT!!!
So because she thinks she is such a fabulous YouTuber /influencer she was advertising other products and this was clearly written in her contract that she can't do this. She was warned 5 times and she didn't stop because she thought she was soooooo important and it came back to bite her on her shitty turkey mince tex mex arse.
Fuck you Fopps knew we would find out the truth.
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Sandra_1984
Well-known member
We all get confused now, even she can not keep up with her web of lies.
Can't have caffine but necks that Pepsi like there's no tomorrow. And spends her life in Costa.
Leaves work to spend more time with beloved boys but then actually spends even less time with them than before.
Blonde with brains but can't even spell the most simple words or construct a coherent sentence.
Has loadsa money but can't afford to send the boys to nursery and has to give up her PT sessions as she can't afford them.
Hates her legs but wears leg revealing outfits at every opportunity.
Social butterfly with barely any friends.
Posh as hell but family are like something from shameless.
Smallest body size she's been since she's been an adult so had to buy new clothes recently, but just before she bought them she's suddenly gained about 10lbs but feels happy yet insecure about it.
Lost 3 stone in 3 months, but was actually closer to 2 stone.
Wanted to breastfeed and had every consultant under the sun to help her but never had intentions to do so, already had a ton of excuses at her disposal.
Mum of the year but kids always look bewildered when she tries to interact with them.
Wants a sheer and light foundation but settles on este laude double wear which has the consistency (and colour) of wet plaster.
Eats like a horse. A Lego horse.
This is chicken curry. No this is salmon curry. No chicken no salmon.....
Puts boys in own room at around 3 months then pretends they were 6 months.
Gives advice about how she do successfully takes dummys away from twins, when they never had them.
It's so easy to be confused. Even she is.
Oh
also forgot, I said it before in the last thread. The foodie who only ever eats at harvester or subway. Woman is a joke.
Can't have caffine but necks that Pepsi like there's no tomorrow. And spends her life in Costa.
Leaves work to spend more time with beloved boys but then actually spends even less time with them than before.
Blonde with brains but can't even spell the most simple words or construct a coherent sentence.
Has loadsa money but can't afford to send the boys to nursery and has to give up her PT sessions as she can't afford them.
Hates her legs but wears leg revealing outfits at every opportunity.
Social butterfly with barely any friends.
Posh as hell but family are like something from shameless.
Smallest body size she's been since she's been an adult so had to buy new clothes recently, but just before she bought them she's suddenly gained about 10lbs but feels happy yet insecure about it.
Lost 3 stone in 3 months, but was actually closer to 2 stone.
Wanted to breastfeed and had every consultant under the sun to help her but never had intentions to do so, already had a ton of excuses at her disposal.
Mum of the year but kids always look bewildered when she tries to interact with them.
Wants a sheer and light foundation but settles on este laude double wear which has the consistency (and colour) of wet plaster.
Eats like a horse. A Lego horse.
This is chicken curry. No this is salmon curry. No chicken no salmon.....
Puts boys in own room at around 3 months then pretends they were 6 months.
Gives advice about how she do successfully takes dummys away from twins, when they never had them.
It's so easy to be confused. Even she is.
Oh
also forgot, I said it before in the last thread. The foodie who only ever eats at harvester or subway. Woman is a joke.
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swipe_up
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HA HA HA! I can just imagine them. “Chris is that a baguette in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?”
It’s definitely a baguette, hun#petitpain
ChubClubThug
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Thread suggestion: Fopperholic #39 Please use my affiliate link, I can't afford to move my sink
Heather.
For those asking, I'm not Heather, but I do know her very well in the 'real world'. She's given me her permission to tell you this. Heather isn't a troll, in fact she's the least judgemental person I know and she is normally empathetic and kind (unless you steal her chocolate and then it's game on). She used to like Nikki a lot, since way before she got pregnant, we both did in fact. Like all of us, she didn't like what she saw once the twins came along. She used her online voice to try and make Nikki see sense. She admits some of what she said was tongue in cheek, but that was mainly out of sheer frustration because she knew if she said what was really on her mind, she'd be blocked.
Things came to a head recently when Heth's mum died. There was a thread she commented on, around mothers day. Heth thought that having lost her Nan recently, Nikki would be compassionate when she commented that she was finding mothers day difficult. Heth wasn't able to have kids and she's too old for ivf, this is something she and Nikki had talked about in PMs, so Nikki was well aware what a hard time mothers day always is for her. A couple of people that Heth didn't know reached out to her on the thread and were extremely kind. For some reason, Nikki deleted these people's kind comments. She ignored Heth when she asked her why she would do such a nasty thing.
The final straw was the events of the last few days and the way Nikki responded to her (and others) reasonable comments on her decision to continue to make money from people during these awful times, along with showing off what she'd purchased since she got home.
So, Heather (or Hev as you lot call her) is DONE with Nikki. There'll be no more comments from her as frankly, she can't be arsed with her any more. As a side note, Chelsea Pateman, who Heth has only been following for a couple of months, has been so kind. She's sent Heth multiple PMs offering her sympathy and saying she's always there if she wants to offload. Heth says that if you don't follow Chelsea then you should do so immediately and show her some love.
Heth reads this thread but doesn't comment. She's seen all the kind things you've said, she says thank you and to keep on outing the wrong 'uns. Much love
For those asking, I'm not Heather, but I do know her very well in the 'real world'. She's given me her permission to tell you this. Heather isn't a troll, in fact she's the least judgemental person I know and she is normally empathetic and kind (unless you steal her chocolate and then it's game on). She used to like Nikki a lot, since way before she got pregnant, we both did in fact. Like all of us, she didn't like what she saw once the twins came along. She used her online voice to try and make Nikki see sense. She admits some of what she said was tongue in cheek, but that was mainly out of sheer frustration because she knew if she said what was really on her mind, she'd be blocked.
Things came to a head recently when Heth's mum died. There was a thread she commented on, around mothers day. Heth thought that having lost her Nan recently, Nikki would be compassionate when she commented that she was finding mothers day difficult. Heth wasn't able to have kids and she's too old for ivf, this is something she and Nikki had talked about in PMs, so Nikki was well aware what a hard time mothers day always is for her. A couple of people that Heth didn't know reached out to her on the thread and were extremely kind. For some reason, Nikki deleted these people's kind comments. She ignored Heth when she asked her why she would do such a nasty thing.
The final straw was the events of the last few days and the way Nikki responded to her (and others) reasonable comments on her decision to continue to make money from people during these awful times, along with showing off what she'd purchased since she got home.
So, Heather (or Hev as you lot call her) is DONE with Nikki. There'll be no more comments from her as frankly, she can't be arsed with her any more. As a side note, Chelsea Pateman, who Heth has only been following for a couple of months, has been so kind. She's sent Heth multiple PMs offering her sympathy and saying she's always there if she wants to offload. Heth says that if you don't follow Chelsea then you should do so immediately and show her some love.
Heth reads this thread but doesn't comment. She's seen all the kind things you've said, she says thank you and to keep on outing the wrong 'uns. Much love
Apple In My Pie
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There’s spit on her lashes & the kids have been rejected but it’s okay Fopps lost 3 stone (2.5 corrected)
Sweetbutpsycho
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Sorry to go off topic but... I told you all a whole ago how me, my husband and 3 boys were struggling as hubby was furloughed. Well he starts a new job on Monday, full time at Waitrose as a delivery driver 
Tonight we have celebrated by letting the boys stay up a little later than normal (in bed now though) we've ordered KFC and we have lots of alcohol to consume 
we will sit on the sofa together and watch I'm a Celebrity amongst other TV gold lol and stuff our faces 
Tonight we have celebrated by letting the boys stay up a little later than normal (in bed now though) we've ordered KFC and we have lots of alcohol to consume we will sit on the sofa together and watch I'm a Celebrity amongst other TV gold lol and stuff our faces