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Thread suggestion; What colour is the grass, what colour is the wall? Who the fudge knows she has filtered them all.

Fendi sunglasses... for when you’ve got Father’s Day at 1pm and an intergalactic spaceship battle at 7pm.

sharing before she deletes it......

I've been reading all the thread suggestions and while I don't like Fopperholic, I really think it's in poor taste for us to have her nan as a part of a new thread. Let the lady rest in peace regardless of Nikki. As a sign of respect can we delete those suggestions and come up with others without mention of her nan. Even if Nikki doesn't have any moral fibre, let's show that we do and respect her memory otherwise we're no better than Nikki is.

She should have called her boy’s Grayson and Beigeson

This is from James the bloke that commented on Chris' Instagram post:

He left because he was asked to instead of being sacked. Two things happened in quick succession. He got caught coming out of the pool plant room with a female member of the leisure club and they were both not meant to be in there, another member of the leisure club team dobbed them in because he heard them shagging when he went down to do a pool test.

Then he was caught cooking his books with his lessons. He was taking cash in hand off some of his clients instead of running it through the system, because the belfry took 30% of his lessons as they also paid him a wage for working there. He left with his Tale between his legs and went over to the forest of Arden

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Fopperholic #34: the lies are whopping but she keeps on fopping. Come on hun, do you need a good knobbing?

Just waiting for the reply from “Fopps mum”, something along the lines of:

Wow, I’m so glad you got Calpol for the boys, such a relief! What a kind friend and you are so lovely to get her the card and gifts in return. Thanks for calling me and your dad before, it’s a shame we can’t see you in person! You all just stay safe at home, where you have been since we returned from Florida X

How long do you think this will be up for! She won’t give a response as she can’t lol

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Fopperholic #10: Primark dress with Gucci trainers, SW ditched to be insta famous!

Similar hair, similar outfit, identical attitude to children

When your trying to make your two year olds look hip and trendy to follow the crowd but they end up looking like Kevin mccalisters dad let them be two year olds dickhead

Mad Mazza’s posts always make me proper laugh out loud She’s definitely one of those women who see a post about a missing dog in Mississippi in 2013 on Facebook and shares it with the comment “shared Leamington Spa hun x”

Isn’t she?

Fopperholic #25. With a kitchen island, she thinks that she's "it"....everyone is laughing because it's fucking shit!

#18 Fopps just loves her jerk, rice & peas...as long as it's made by chrisanddeuxknees

(with all due credit to CringeHard)

She's cleaver, she's frugal, she loves a pot noodle

Thread suggestion: She sells her story to the rag, pretending to be a budget mum with a Gucci bag.

Fopperholic #15: prancing around the street in a cheap pleather dress, her insta career is an absolute mess

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Tacky shopping hauls and twice-weekly vlogs,
Fopp’s insta content has gone to the dogs

ChubClubThug said:

Wtf is she wearing she looks like a beauty therapist That pink dress is awful and styled with the clumpy white old lady Primark heels... would love to know who asks for her fashion ideas & tips

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