Apple In My Pie
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Thread 26: doesn’t wash her mugcake, ads are a mess, but it’s okay guys she fits an age 13 dress!
TheWitchIsBack
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Fopperholic 25: she’s getting bi-fold doors to shut the boys out, you better #bekind when this narcissist is about
Wowwwwwwwww
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Fopperholic #24 - DICKHEAD
Snarkypants
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Fopperholic 17 - your ads are shit, please stop lyin', don't blank Hev, she's really tryin'
As someone who actually knows her - PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE don’t believe what you see!!!She says she doesn't follow the routines strictly but you can tell she doesI'm (almost) 29 and this is my first child and she is definitely very impressionable. I felt bad that I didn't read loads of baby books in preparation and that I wasn't in a bath straight after having a C-section and that I haven't been able to get as much "me time" as she does, that I couldn't afford all the fancy toys she gives her boys. So I had to unfollow. Especially with the weaning stuff like I mentioned earlier on. She's dangerous to first time impressionable mum's and she sure as shit shouldn't be giving out "advice" or her "recommendations".
She’s been gifted nearly everything, loads of cars seats, prams, Moses baskets, bottle warmers etc
She actually celebrated her mum being made redundant as them it meant she could be there all day everyday, which she is. She doesn’t go anywhere on her own, even her coffee dates include her mum (she fails to mention that).
She couldn’t even bath poo off one of them as Chris wasn’t there to help, that to me says everything you need to know.
There is absolutely no chance that two babies will fall asleep at exactly the same time everyday without fail. It’s all shit to impress people.
Her phone, laptop, nails, hair and figure are far more important than those boys.
The temptation to call her and explode at the bullshit she’s feeding impressionable people is almost killing me.
Her ‘friends’ are all laughing at her, everyone knows it’s utter shit.
Rant over!
Happy Saturday everyone!Soggyfeetsummer
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I love the fact she can drive all types of cars as she used to work in the motor industry. It’s quite amazing that I can drive all types of cars too…without motor industry experience…I just had to do driving lessons and pass my test!
I’m actually now wondering if I should even be allowed to wear shoes as I don’t have the shoe shop experience that she has…perhaps it’s due to this lack of training I find her footwear choices so shocking and offensive.
I’m actually now wondering if I should even be allowed to wear shoes as I don’t have the shoe shop experience that she has…perhaps it’s due to this lack of training I find her footwear choices so shocking and offensive.
Noonoosanne2
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What in the name of strictly come dancing is that
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Justwishfulthinking
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She is chav-tastic
Dummyfingers
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I’m on a rant here tattlers, I’m completely triggered!
Imagine bragging about the size of your clothes constantly on Instagram?
I wear a 14/16 sometimes an 18 and I couldn’t care less about the label. I buy classic items that last more than a season, often spending a little more but buying less. I buy second hand expensive items from EBay or charity shops and have them altered. Faddy trainers at half your salary? I wouldn’t wear them for free!
Last week I wore a size 16/18 sheer sexy bodysuit to bed (it was bank holiday
) and my partner didn’t ask what size it was, they just said how beautiful I looked. After a bit of “relaxing”, we got up, drank a bottle of wine and had a massive Indian takeaway.
Fopps: you’re missing out on living your actual life because you’re bleating on about being thin and sizing down and getting work done to your face! Honestly, you are boring everyone to tears.
I don’t give a fuck how many calories are in an ice-lolly.
I don’t give a fuck what size your endless purchases are.
I’m heavier than I was 5 years ago, but I’ve bagged the hottest partner (IMO) because (she tells me), I’m fun, carefree, real and a confident in my own skin, whatever size!
My partner has Botox and is a gym freak, I’m completely natural (for now
) and the gym is my worst nightmare.
I really wish Fopps would read this and stop perpetuating the idea that “there’s no bigger room than the room for self-improvement”. You can stand still, be in your body and be happy, whatever the size.
I love the space I take up in the world, and I don’t need to constantly hear I need to size-fucking-down to be my best self. It is so damaging.
Rant over.
Imagine bragging about the size of your clothes constantly on Instagram?
I wear a 14/16 sometimes an 18 and I couldn’t care less about the label. I buy classic items that last more than a season, often spending a little more but buying less. I buy second hand expensive items from EBay or charity shops and have them altered. Faddy trainers at half your salary? I wouldn’t wear them for free!
Last week I wore a size 16/18 sheer sexy bodysuit to bed (it was bank holiday
) and my partner didn’t ask what size it was, they just said how beautiful I looked. After a bit of “relaxing”, we got up, drank a bottle of wine and had a massive Indian takeaway.Fopps: you’re missing out on living your actual life because you’re bleating on about being thin and sizing down and getting work done to your face! Honestly, you are boring everyone to tears.
I don’t give a fuck how many calories are in an ice-lolly.
I don’t give a fuck what size your endless purchases are.
I’m heavier than I was 5 years ago, but I’ve bagged the hottest partner (IMO) because (she tells me), I’m fun, carefree, real and a confident in my own skin, whatever size!
My partner has Botox and is a gym freak, I’m completely natural (for now
) and the gym is my worst nightmare.I really wish Fopps would read this and stop perpetuating the idea that “there’s no bigger room than the room for self-improvement”. You can stand still, be in your body and be happy, whatever the size.
I love the space I take up in the world, and I don’t need to constantly hear I need to size-fucking-down to be my best self. It is so damaging.
Rant over.
Blair-Waldorf
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Nikki love your husband isn’t ‘hot’
my vagina makes the windows shutdown noise when I look at him
my vagina makes the windows shutdown noise when I look at him
Sweetbutpsycho
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wellwellwellitsanotherad
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I think since she posted the "Riv" underwear real last week and got so much negativity that she didn't expect she has notched up her "woo-is-me-" nasty streak by several notches.
It seems from above that she blocked people like positiveamy for saying that as a business owner they would feel uncomfortable having clients see her in her underwear. I find it hard to see why that is nasty or why that deserves a delete and block, it came across as one business woman to another giving sensible advice. She probably doesn't have a clue who that woman is and how successful she may be She could have been in business for decades and own a massive house that Nikki Ryan dreams of. As a business owner myself I must agree I couldn't think of anything worse than my clients or potential clients seeing me parading in underwear, worse still, I would hate for my partner's professional clients to see me in it too. She clearly doesn't care about her husband's professional image, despite the fact that it pays for her to prance around doing her hobby.
As part of my voluntary work with local colleges, I give careers advice and this is the exact thing that we tell students not to do if they want a professional career in the future. I'm updating my careers resources for the college this weekend and just cannot believe that Nikki Ryan Fopperholic thinks that she is a professional...
Who does she think is jealous of her? She lives on credit in an average house in an unhappy relationship surrounded by children she resents, dancing in her underwear as if she is on only fans or an amsterdam window all she was missing was a red light.
If anything she should be jealous of us...we all work an honest days work day after day to support our lifestyles, we are professional in our jobs, we don't exploit children or beg for resources that people in need are then deprived of and most importantly...
EVERY SINGLE ONE OF US HAVE OUR OVEN IN OUR KITCHEN!
NO WONDER SHE IS JEALOUS OF US TATTLE BIATCHES X
It seems from above that she blocked people like positiveamy for saying that as a business owner they would feel uncomfortable having clients see her in her underwear. I find it hard to see why that is nasty or why that deserves a delete and block, it came across as one business woman to another giving sensible advice. She probably doesn't have a clue who that woman is and how successful she may be She could have been in business for decades and own a massive house that Nikki Ryan dreams of. As a business owner myself I must agree I couldn't think of anything worse than my clients or potential clients seeing me parading in underwear, worse still, I would hate for my partner's professional clients to see me in it too. She clearly doesn't care about her husband's professional image, despite the fact that it pays for her to prance around doing her hobby.
As part of my voluntary work with local colleges, I give careers advice and this is the exact thing that we tell students not to do if they want a professional career in the future. I'm updating my careers resources for the college this weekend and just cannot believe that Nikki Ryan Fopperholic thinks that she is a professional...
Who does she think is jealous of her? She lives on credit in an average house in an unhappy relationship surrounded by children she resents, dancing in her underwear as if she is on only fans or an amsterdam window all she was missing was a red light.
If anything she should be jealous of us...we all work an honest days work day after day to support our lifestyles, we are professional in our jobs, we don't exploit children or beg for resources that people in need are then deprived of and most importantly...
EVERY SINGLE ONE OF US HAVE OUR OVEN IN OUR KITCHEN!
NO WONDER SHE IS JEALOUS OF US TATTLE BIATCHES X
"I used to work in the footwear industry" ........ she makes herself sound like she was a buyer for a top end shoe designer, whereas in reality she was a Saturday girl at a shoe shop when she was 16. I believe it was Charles Clinker/Clinkard, who specialise in wide fitting, orthopaedic footwear for the more mature lady. She doesn't half big herself up 
When I was 16 I had a Saturday job at a hairdressers, it doesn't make me Vidal frigging Sassoon.....
N.B I am a mature woman and a martyr to my bunions so I appreciate a wider fitting brogue
When I was 16 I had a Saturday job at a hairdressers, it doesn't make me Vidal frigging Sassoon.....N.B I am a mature woman and a martyr to my bunions so I appreciate a wider fitting brogue
honey&lemon
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Hahahaha so she can show the ‘unboxing’ of her Nike trainers but not the Balenciaga or Gucci ones...okay hun! Fake fake fakes.
Countrybumpkingirl
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Anyone else getting dumb & dumber vibes from this picture?
Dontmissmuch
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Chris charges £100 for a voice message and a 3/5 minute video,
and Nicola gives voice messages away for free !!