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“The one that gives you the same feeling when you see food coming to the table”

Valentine’s doesn’t get anymore romantic than being compared to a dried, preordered, harvester jacket spud

Just saw this and it’s so Nikki Ryan Fopperholic

Wotsit said:

and repeated at the start of every new chapter

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ChubClubThug said:

She'd dedicate the 'book' to herself

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My Name's Nikki Ryan also known as Fopperholic because I just LOVE Fopping, it's uhmaaazing. I'm a first time twin mum who enjoys nothing more than #metime.

I once pretended that I lost 3 stone in three months but I can't add up so I got the calculations wrong and got caught lying, I therefore had to change it to a loss of "3 stone in three months corrected"

Please read this book on motherhood written by the least maternal mother on Instagram.

Happy Fopping
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Chapter 6 I didn't know

I didn't know that I had to help my twin boys to sit up, because nobody told me. I was at the baby groups thinking everyone was weird for propping up their children to get them in a sitting position whilst I was sat on Instagram supervising @Foppsmum with my twin boy's. Did I mention that I have twins?

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Chapter 21

It's the twins third birthday today and I'm launching this book. It's the first time that I've ever had to throw a third birthday party as I'm a first time twin mum. So I just did the usual...went online and begged for freebies because I'm saving for some new trainers to wear next Thursday when I have to film myself jumping out of a jelly pot whilst the boy's are at nursery.

Her latest story: laughing because her son has called her husband a monkey and pointed at his ears.

That’s the real Nikki. The one I remember at school. Making fun of people. Laughing and pointing, and making sure everyone knows about it. No thought for anyone’s feelings. (Of course her son wasn’t being cruel, no 2yr old is.....but her then sharing it is)

Lurker; occasional poster.
I am beyond outraged with her video about sharing space to film 'work' I can barely write this through tears, anger, frustration, exhaustion and desperation.
I am a nurse who secures placements for people who can't return home via safeguarding concerns or those, sadly, approaching the end of their lives. I love my job, I'm honoured to have my job but the pressures I'm facing is overwhelming. I risk Covid hourly, I have to self test for Covid twice weekly, my nasal passages are so tender I gag as the swab touches my nostrils as I then have to pass it up both nostrils past the resistance. Yesterday in work my vision altered, I experienced the most severe pain in my brain stem and my vision altered so much so I couldn't walk in a straight line (stress they tell me) I thought I was having a stroke. Sorry to bore you, I don't want sympathy I want selfish, insensitive people like fools to stay home.
Please all, stay home, stay safe x

A friend of mine has a business who enquired with channel mum for some of their influences to do a post.... this was fopps fees (snipped as part of a larger email)

Nikki’s (Fopperholic) fees below:

1x Dedicated* YouTube video – £1,800 +VAT

1x Integrated** YouTube video – £1,200 +VAT

1x Instagram Post – £1,200 +VAT

1X Instagram Post Video - £1,800 + VAT

1x Instagram Story (maximum of 3 consecutive frames) – £800 +VAT

Actually very expensive in the influencer market for someone with less than 1million followers!

WalterMittyfan said:

I think she’s on the slippery slope to oblivion;
Cute, young, fashionable and sexy? No
Sweet, happy, energetic toddlers? No
Thought provoking and unique content? No
Home decor goals? No
Photogenic pets? No
Inspiring meals/baking? No
Craft/creative ideas? No
Aspirational lifestyle? No
On a weight loss journey? No, unless you count 5lbs as a journey.
Fitness inspo? No, unless you count posing in the gym mirror as inspirational.
Fashion forward? No, unless you view mainstream, high street stores as edgy.
Stylish and classy?

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Absolutely nailed it!
I've re-written her insta bio (this inspired me)

Nikki Ryan - Self obsessed beggar.

Reluctant boy/twin mum (I had another egg)
Losing 5lbs every week and putting it back on for 20yrs
Lying, posing, spending problem and readymeals
Tonnes of blurry videos on my YT channel

This will be deleted soon!

It’s The Truman Show said:

Also.. why is the quote in quotation marks and her stupid bollocks name at the bottom? Implying it is her quote ?? Mental stupid woman.

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"Do one thing every day that scares you."
El̶e̶a̶n̶o̶r̶ ̶Ro̶o̶s̶e̶v̶e̶l̶t̶ FOPPERHOLIC

"Nothing will work unless you do"
M̶a̶y̶a̶ ̶A̶n̶g̶e̶l̶o̶u̶ FOPPERHOLIC

"Add egg to your handbag and never be forced to eat pizza on a hen do" FOPPERHOLIC

Just some urrrrrrmazzzzzeennn quotes I came up with laying in bed this morning guys #wisdom #lifecoach #blondewithbrains

Her latest story has bothered me with the flash back go dubai and saying how she can’t believe what’s going on.
I’m not being funny but fopps hasn’t really been touched by the pandemic. Yes she got stuck in Florida but she also did a post state how annoying it all was at the start and everyone said don’t go.
She’s been on holiday this year aboard and in the uk.
An extension
A new garden
A new playroom
Endless hauls.
Yet there are people who have lost loved ones and their jobs.
Yet she just Fannys around on social media and calls if a job

I wonder will she have an oven in her dressing room

Fopps garden next year

I’ve had to crawl out of hibernation for this one...fuming doesn’t cover it!!!!

What sort of parent doesn’t pay for their children's birthday party?!? And then tries to justify it by saying she paid for their presents- I should bloody well hope so but the gifted £350 bouncy castle suggests otherwise!!! And who needs a bouncy castle and a trampoline- are they not the same thing?!

She’s so deluded and can’t see it- receiving gifts is like getting holiday or a bonus?! Sorry Fopps where have you been for the last 6 months??? Bonuses will be scraped in the vast majority, if not all businesses this year as a minimum and does she not realise that you actually have to WORK to accrue paid annual leave?! And god forbid you work in the public sector! Christmas party? We pay for our own! Away days? Ha! As if budgets allow for them, what a luxury! Gifts? I buy myself a bottle of wine for making it through the week in one piece after dealing with other peoples ‘darlings’ and all this after working my ass off at Uni and then doing a PGCE.

This is what’s pissing me off the most about this whole ‘influencer’ (aka begging) trend, why bother to work hard and do something worthwhile when you could parade yourself online and beg with no shame for struggling companies to gift you items for your kids birthday party- what sort of example is she setting those boys?! Good luck to her motivating G&L to try hard and put effort into their school work and exams when the time comes, she’ll just encourage them to earn a living by pimping themselves out like she did on that comment she replied to tonight.

At least I can sleep at night knowing that I’ve not sold my soul and kids to social media for a few balloons and a giant number 2 and that my kids will know the value of money and hard work.

And what’s with her posing alone with the decorations? What a dick!

Long time lurker post but guess who I saw at 4pm? Lawson and Grayson with Mad Mazza and Grandpa! No Fiona or rat boy to be seen! She obviously palmed them off so she could focus on her oh so successful carreer as she has so many unmazing collabs etc and needed so much time to add her Zara haul that her sheeples are eagerly anticipating!!

Long time lurker here... I read avidly but have never posted..but I can't help it tonight... I saw her this afternoon at Hatton Country World.

Both her and Chris strutting around the place like they were celebs. So sad. It struck me, I know so many details about this woman and her boys.. so so dangerous in this day and age. Favourite moment though was her carrying Grayson out of the play area and him doing that "plank" that kids do when they don't want to leave... not so "gramable" behaviour! Totally normal but she'd never admit it. Lawson so cute though waving at the cows

Oh and def not a size 6/8 but totally glammed up to the 9's at a kiddies play farm...

Thank you for including me in the new title thread. I love you lot a lot. I'm sorry that I can no longer comment on Fopps posts, but it's also a bit of a relief in a weird way. Don't get me started on the sunburn, the squint and the filters. Her botox is wearing off now (hence the filters ). I can't wait to see what happens to her brows, lips and moustache over the coming weeks. Popcorn at the ready my friends xx

Fruit hunt for the kids and a willy hunt for Fopps in bed later. I hope she’s got her magnifying glass with her!

When I think of a kitchen island I imagine the likes of these two kitchens.

Not the fucking cupboard Fopps has

Noseywitch05 said:

I follow these threads constantly , she’s constantly criticised about everything. Who are any of us to say how she should bring the boys up , if she’s keeps them at home people are saying she isn’t stimulating the boys , she’s takes them out it’s too advanced. Yes she chooses to share her life on social media platforms but if you don’t like how she conducts herself how she looks or how she brings up her boys . Instead of people saying they hope her husband has an affair etc just unfollow her surely you all have better things to do with your time than be so vile . I like this site I like to be nosey but o don’t feel like you should ever tear another human down the way this women is.

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You have got to be a family member or Nikki herself. There is no way anyone would defend her after profiting from world prematurity day.
I do not personally like reading comments that discuss her marriage or her appearance. I actually think Tattle is a great site as it highlights what people really think. Nikki should be kinder, more charitable and more authentic. Maybe if she was these things she would have a more successful SM career.

Heather is back!!