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Fopps #13 Free car seats and gifted events, she films other families without their consent

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As a side note, that amazon affiliate link, does she get commission if someone buys stuff on her list even if she didn't buy it from amazon? I.e that wooden toy she got from Facebook marketplace?

They are literally Tanya and Jason!!!!

Caz1604 said:

She’s admitted before, I think it was when she was pregnant, that she rarely ate carbs when losing her alledged 3 stone in 3 months (2 stone 5 lbs corrected)

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2.5 stone corrected

New thread suggestion: “pregnancy lips I think you’re mistaken, it’s more a case of the Botox you’ve taken”

size down said:

Screenshot !!!!!!!!! Because it deserves a place here !!!!! Hope it’s allowed
Brace yourself guys a weeks menu coming

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Fopperholic meal plan video bingo

ive nothing further to add that hasnt already been said about the twat today but putting in an early thread suggestion to serve as a reminder to take this bitch down…

fopperholic #100: UNFOLLOW - its a public account

Can’t wait for mazza’s comment. ‘Oh wow Nicola this looks lovely I will get some when I go shopping tomorrow. Your dad would love it too. Thank you for showing me. I hope you and Chris enjoyed your date night and you’re right cheese and wine are lovely. Chris looks so smart bless him and you look fabulous too’

Fledgling Psycho said:

She'll be like that Marjorie off Fat Fighters. "Dust ...dust."

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How long until mazza pops up?

‘oh Nicola what a wonderful idea I will definitely be trying this tonight. I will also buy some more flavours when I am in the shop tomorrow. Such a good tip about putting cold water in first. It is getting colder and keeping hydrated is so important. Thank you so much for this’

Anyone who leaves their kids in a gym creche when they don’t need to, sticks them in nursery in a pandemic when they don’t need to, leaves them to cry, forces them to nap and sticks them in bed before 7 on a summer’s night when family are coming over clearly is not the sort of person who phones about her kids and talks about them all night on a night away! She is such a bullshitter.

the last 24 hours she has really annoyed me! - more than normal!

I’m currently signed off work with exhaustion and stress having worked none stop since last March which for 3 months last year with my 2 year old with me. I had kept going and going and 4 weeks ago something just broke and I was crying to my boss, we agreed I take some time out which has been amazing for me if I’m honest. My little one has still gone to nursery because I needed the time for me!

I’m due to return next week and I’ve kept my little one out of nursery today so that we can have a day together.

I work dam hard at 50 + hour a week, some weekends too and my salary is for 37.5 hours with no overtime paid.

the fact she is saying she is exhausted is a bloody insult to everyone of us who have worked the last 15 months! She has had more holidays than most got last year, had more breaks from her miracles than anyone gets and says she ‘needs a break’ nope what you really need to do is get up from your size 14 arse and get a job! A REAL job where you put effort in!

Remember when she posed outside The Ivy and then had to admit she hadn’t actually eaten in there

Remember when she said she doesn’t filter photos but the bottom of her hair has mysteriously been added to her shoulder

In her eagerness to tag Zara

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Fopperholic #63 She’s crap - at everything.

I think she’s on the slippery slope to oblivion;
Cute, young, fashionable and sexy? No
Sweet, happy, energetic toddlers? No
Thought provoking and unique content? No
Home decor goals? No
Photogenic pets? No
Inspiring meals/baking? No
Craft/creative ideas? No
Aspirational lifestyle? No
On a weight loss journey? No, unless you count 5lbs as a journey.
Fitness inspo? No, unless you count posing in the gym mirror as inspirational.
Fashion forward? No, unless you view mainstream, high street stores as edgy.
Stylish and classy?

I can just see her stories tomorrow :
On the 12th day of birthday my true love send to me,
12 designer bags
11 +2 grams of cheese
10 botox treatments
9 granade bars
8 all inclusive
7 days without the boys
6 pairs of boots
5 cakes I won't eat
4 rose gold balloons
3 hundred new followers
2 diamond rings
And 1 Iphone 12!

Falalalala dickhead

HEEEY GUUUYS!! Have you seen my new, long, grey, boring jumper yet?? If you have, PLEASE LIKE AND SHARE AND SAVE!! Don't you just LOOVE jumpers??? I LOVE IT! Will be PERFECT for the time when I'm dragging my TWIN'S out for walk in the rain!! Don't you just LOVEE rain!? I love it, its incridyble!!! I did a swip up for the jumper on my stories, so you can buy this SO SO SO GORGEOUS jumper for only £50!!! I got it for free (prsample) but you SO should spend you're hard earned money on it! Don't you just loveee Christmas?? More opportunitie's to spend money YAAAAY!!?
Any way's remember to ALWAYS STAY POSITIVE! Thats the opposite of NEGATIVE! If you liked this advice please LIKE AND SHARE AND SAVE MY POST so you can come back to it later to remind yourself to BE POSITIVE!! HAHAHA laughing out loud LOL just spit my green tea out laughing!!!

Insufferable bitch. She is trying so hard to sound hip she reminds me of my mum when she said something was 'dope' that one time.