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Looooong time lurker here!
Hello everyone! I thought it was time I said hello rather than just chuckling to myself reading & liking all your posts!

I found Tattle after the MOD rollercoaster last year but the Fopps threads are without doubt why I keep coming back here (most evenings).

I unfollowed Flopps a while ago. I couldn’t take any more of her begging, the showing off & the eye fucking herself any longer.

She really is a bag of shit isn’t she?
I’m embarrassed on her behalf at how shite her posts & ads actually are! I cringe reading them!
Super job you have here Fiona!
Proof read your posts you arsehole.

Right. I've elected myself to keep a list of fopps lockdown spending madness.
I shall give you an update every Friday

who was the previous owner of this? Hugh Hefner??

Fopps fashion appeared within hours of me mentioning it in last thread. What a predictbale cunt.


Nobody needs to know they’re “tOo BiG”. I don’t take my donations to the charity shop and shout at the ladies that I’m getting rid because they’re too small/big/hideous for my current fashion wants.

Also, give the clothes to charity you fucking tight prat. You were advertising a 450 quid glorified hairdryer yesterday but now you’re selling your pathetic dresses cos they’re “tOo bIG” FUCK OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF.

P.S. it’s mom jeans not mum jeans AND it’s THEY'RE not there.

First time posting so hi

This whole ‘so many people have asked....’ crap about selling her second hand synthetic wardrobe-would you not just sell the individual bits to the people that have asked about them rather than list them?

Also-thrilled to have found a whole tribe of people who also see straight through this vacuous nause.

Does she think she's relatable saying the boys are playing up (of course Faverson wants Mummy!! ).... she's having a beer (low calorie of course !! FFS) before 5pm..... and is sat in her grey lounge with her VERY VERY heavily filtered picture posing with her said beer (should of tagged ronseal while she was at it !!) ....... Oh do fuck off....!!! I don't know any of my friends who would be sat like that with a 2 year olds... hell I'm wearing my bandaeu dress (five years old from Tesco !!), no bra, flip flops and my hair in a messy (hamster free) bun on top of my head - totally make up free..... on my 3rd can of Koppenberg (I do put it in a glass) and my teenagers are being a pair of argumentative shits........ Hate to tell you this Nicola it's gonna get a WHOLE lot worse before it starts to get any better so strap yourself in and buy some proper alcohol you silly over filtered bint !

Tagging Budweiser in her pics is she hoping to be their next brand ambassador....

Can just imagine their next advert. Fopps on the phone to mad Mazza.
"Whaaaaaasup, have you tried this AHHHMAZING low cal, low syn beer mum?!"
"Oh my gorgeous Nikki, no I have not. I will be sure to buy 1 when I'm out buying a Grenade bar since you have never let me try them even though you get boxes and boxes delivered and only have half a bar at a time! Love to gorgeous chris and the boys!"

Sorry...got a bit carried away!

Thread suggestion - Fopperholic #36 Do you think you're cleaver blocking our Heather? Without botox your face is like leather

fopperholic......where fresh ingredients go to die

what a mis-matched pair they are.........miniature dick and massive cunt

"I sized down because I don't like things baggy" so why did you buy OVERSIZED joggers then you tool??

We love you Heather! Our tattle queen!

who was this?!

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Self-isolation? No not for Queen Fopps
She’ll endanger the public while her social media career flops.

Thread suggestion: Fopperholic #18 My boys don't need vests in November but they have a Gucci bag remember?

She’s now asking what do people want to see more of Not sure if this person is being sarcastic or not .

She’s like a scratched DVD repeating itself....

3stone in 3months, mum of twins, pan fry, new mum, Costa, full fat cream cheese, old pics, old vlogs, full fat yogurt, they aren’t ginger, I’m not grey, lip smack lip smack, i did go to uni ya know, more Primark shit, I’m not 40 yet, cackle cackle, mince, mince and more mince....

Never anything new. How can she start to make more of a ‘career’ out of SM when her brain is clearly at full capacity.

Oh sorry I forgot....she used to play squash DID YOU KNOW!!

JustWonderingIf said:

She has put up this quote as unknown when it has an author called chris butler easily found by google View attachment 1183341View attachment 1183342

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I've made one more appropriate for her, she's very welcome to use it

mirror mirror on the wall
i'll stretch myself to make me small
my face will look long and thin
with a tefal head and a witchy chin

- Lexiloo tattler

Worried about what clothes to wear? Seriously that shut again . Try this one Nikki….12 months ago I was diagnosed with cancer, today I have been diagnosed with autoimmune disease. Yesterday, my daughter tested positive for Covid. I can’t be anywhere near her, anywhere! My husband has to clean everything she uses the bathroom, kitchen etc etc, to protect me! She will come out of isolation on Christmas Eve, if she tests negative and we manage to avoid it .
The hardest thing about this….I can’t hug my little girl, I can’t be in the same room as her, as it is totally unknown how my body will respond to covid.
That’s the real world Nicola……not posting the same old shit year in year out .

Mazza will reply “Thank you Nicola for sharing. I will definitely buy one of these headstone’s for my own death and tell dad to buy one too. It’s so helpful you shared that the grave is sized down, I will make sure I factor this in when I write my funeral plan the boy’s will be visiting our grave’s for year’s to come so it’s very kind of you to share xxx”

83# Wasn't invited out by my twin mum friends, They've all figured out I'm a total bell end