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OH TEAM, You are in for a treat this morning. 8:35am. South melb market.

The crime: A lemon mini outfit with gunt out.

Clearly hasn’t checked if the skirt is see through. Can confirm, there was no pink gbanger but yikes too much for me. Haven’t even had my coffee yet.

The tan did go quite well with the colour, I’ll give her that.

Talking somebody’s head off that wasn’t Brad and he looked totally disinterested. She was incredibly animated. No kids around.

Let’s here it for the return of the Tangerine Crop Top Princess

Gifted twat said:

I could watch it and list the products including price
but my time is valuable, I would rather clean out my fridge....

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$987.48

Garnier Hyaluronic Aloe Hydrating Serum $35

Garnier Green Labs Replumping Serum Cream Hyalu-melon $7

Esme Pomegranate Brightening Serum $65

Napoleon Perdis Auto Pilot Brightening Skin Primer $45

Urban Decay All Nighter skin primer $63

Maybelline foundation 4 in one defector light clear $34.99

Kpsis skin improving foundation $67

Westman Atelier blush - truffle $77

Westman Atelier blush Couchette $77

Kosis brow pencil $38

Brow Fibre $25

Hourglass Ambient Lighting Blush $72

Charlotte Tilbury bronzer $84

Hourglass blend brush 13 $63

Hourglass Curator 3 pan customised palette Eyeshadows - $102

MAC lip pencil in Boldy Bare $37

MAC lipstick $38

Maybelline lip gloss $17.49

Lash lift serum - couldn’t work out which one she used but they average around $40

TwentyTwentyWon said:

Remember when she did wet look hair

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What about the curtain bangs? #neverforget

praise Mark for his handiwork

My Gucci messaged asking whats for dinner.

I replied : Stuffed Capsicum and Pumpkin spinach salad.

I quickly corrected my self and said CAPSICUN AND PUNKIN.

Mr Gucci replied you friggin, fuken mean you made capsicun cause you had no BELL PEPPERS.

I occasionally regale My Gucci with Lazylou’s antics, mostly i think he tunes me out- clearly he listens and is up with boganlou illiteracy/English mouth stories.

And now she is!!! Welcome back @SnarkyTart Maybe read the Wiki up the top for a brief summary of Lou's adventures.

When I went to the states last year (RIP to my wonderful sis) We only went sight seeing for 15mins in San Fran and we stayed in the hotel and slept. She actually wanted to travel but her and both knew that I would get high anxiety, I double Check I have everything. Triple check. I get to a point I don’t even take in what I’m doing becuase I’m too focused on “what happens if I get shot in the US today?” Always looking around my surroundings… She paid $4,000 for me to hang out with her for three weeks, but we stayed home 98% of the time because I needed her to rest and relax, she was always on the go go go. Whereas I was like “lol cna we just stay home” . But majority of the time, I stayed within the area. Whole foods; target; her house. Downtown San Jose: THATS ALL. I hate travelling. I get so much anxiety. I stress more travelling. She looks like she doesn’t. So she’s just wasting a trip and I’m just talking rubbish because well, every month goes by and it gets harder for me.

massive eye roll said:

Is it actually a swimming pool or a big fountain/water feature?? I couldn’t see anyone in the ‘pool’ or anyone laying around the ‘pool’?

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She makes it so easy. Not my best werk but that’s what you get on a budget holiday

Well we’ve really nailed this thread title, haven’t we?

You want funny fezzas? Here’s funny!

Is. She. Fucking. Serious??


These pants look like the ones my Nana used to wear (RIP Nana Mary) to her darts comps down at the Royal Mail Hotel in Sebastopol on Widow Wednesdays circa 1989.

Nobody is wearing this shit except for portly scrub nurses in a re-make of MASH.

Fuck off 51%.

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Sherbet cone, oxtail bone, size 12 outgrown, put down your phone!

I can’t keep up with this thread anymore with you fezzas it just moves way too quick! but popping in to report that I saw Model Lou this morning with her crew outside D&F. As soon as we got to the crossing in the car my partner was like what the hell is going on here - why are these people modelling ON the crossing.

Then we parked and walked back past them and he said ‘This would have to be the STUPIDEST place to be taking photographs’. We sat inside so we wouldn’t be near them and omg everyone out the front was staring at the show happening.
My partner looked out at one point and was shocked they were taking photos on the road!

We walked out after having brekky and my partner said ‘are they STILL taking photos!’ Then we walked past their makeshift car change room and he couldn’t believe they were actually getting changed there and doing a full photoshoot. He was pissing himself laughing at how weird the whole situation was! It was actually so funny to see his reaction as he has no idea who EL is.

Then when we were leaving Lia and the photographer and a model were just finishing taking photos and then stayed on the road to look at the photos on the camera - like WTF. Who do these people think they are. I Will get my dash cam footage later and try to upload. I’m so tempted to send to Port Phillip Council too. My partner doesn’t reckon the council will do anything.
Anyways just thought I would share. Sounds like others saw them in the wild too. It’s just shocking to me they don’t do this stuff in a studio or somewhere quieter. They are literally the laughing stock of the area.

That face when you block a Fezza but they find a way….

Michy02 said:

Quick shout out to the MVP our bestie fezza @Super Cute for always bringing out the best content. So many laughs I always want the videos to go longer Plus our lil mascot Treasure Cat that cheeky thing!

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@Michy02 where you at?! Love the shoutouts for Michy during the Lives because Mumma can’t work out wtf Michy is

Special thanks goes to my muse Mr Treasure Cat himself for always being the sah bewdiful supermodel

Bindi said:

I asked how she was going to deal with the kids and posting on SM moving forward as they were getting older. Nothing nasty.

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I saw that question and it was respectful but she wouldn’t have liked being queried on her choices. She’s the farken MOTY ya know?!

She only likes the surface questions about her love life, what she’s eating for dinner, where is Bubs that her sycophant community throw at her.

That’s why I like to act like a ketchup menace on her Lives and confuse her with my persistent birthday shoutouts

yoyomumma said:

Who is our excellent resident photo shop extraordinaire? ( I have this terrible habit on here of reading comments but never looking at usernames, as I just think of us all as our collective noun…fezzas)

When I saw this, my immediate thought was POPEYE. A little ciggie in the mouth and a ‘farrkkinn ya know’ speech bubble would make this pic immaculate

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Sumthin like dis? #collab @slap2fish2gether

That bra strap is working harder than she has for 2022/2023 financial year.

I personally disagree with leaving comments on Anthony's instagram. He doesn't deserve that.

Sashafierce said:

WHY MUST SHE COOK WHILE IN HER DRESS! If she absolutely had to cook why couldn’t she wear an apron! Or even a dressing gown over her dress! She’s gonna stink of meat all night!!

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Wears an apron over her bra but doesn't wear one over a #gifted $300 dress. Gronk

Holy crap, my goddamn EARS! Just watched her absolute lunacy from last night. The screeching! The desperation! It actually unlocked a super embarrassing core memory from when I was 18. I rooted this pretty famous athlete. The next day, I decided to invest myself deeply in his chosen sport, turning up at games and stuff, hoping we would be together forever. In my defence, I WAS AN 18 YEAR OLD IDIOT. But I’d bet a freezer full of wraps that that’s what’s happened here…….. she’s had a wild one nighter with one of these dudes, and she’s misread all of the cues and has absolutely no idea they’re all laughing at her. WE are all laughing at her. It’s so funny. And sad. But mostly funny.