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MoniC

MoniC

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So Anna used hiding her pregnancy as reasoning for the lack of content and creativity, but now that it's out, where is the content? And I don't mean regurgitated stories on multiple platforms we keep seeing, she even had to ASK her followers about content for the newsletter, she'd rather let others do the work for her instead of missing out on the ad money. Fucking embarassing. What are these people doing all day? What is Mark doing? What is Anna doing apart from finding new rotten corners of the house to take selfies in? Actual legit question.

Tbh I feel like a dumbass for getting my Master's and working until way past midnight every night just to be paid barely over minimum wage when I see these two dimwits making more than I earn in a year within maybe a week. I could actually cry sometimes
 
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peppin said:
tbf I wonder if Anna knows who she is, I certainly cannot remember any distinguishable personality traits or style preferences that would make me go "ah, that's anna edit"
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her personality type is ✨affiliate links✨


ETA: may i please nominate myself for the next thread title
 
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I don't really know if it's the done thing to make a new thread when your own thread title has the most likes, but the last thread is at 54 pages, and I have some time, so here we are! Thanks to everyone who voted for my thread title, and sorry to those who were sickened by it, and now have to see it for the next while.

So, after months of Tattle speculation, an ever increasing boob situation, and even a melasma moment, it has been confirmed: Anna is with child!

Expect many more of these (see below) bump 'moments' over the next few months. I'm expecting a full nude bump photo shoot (featuring Mark, also nude) before Anna gives birth to Mark Isaac 'Fig' Newton Jnr.


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MoniC

MoniC

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It's art, you philistine!
The one leg, one hand thing must be a metaphor for modern life, right? And the massive empty basket bag speaks to the emptiness of our souls or some shit?
I dunno its too hot for art interpretation 🤷‍♀️
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It actually (kind of) is! The stance where the figure is standing with most weight on one foot and the arms and upper body twisted off-axis is called Contrapposto (or counterpoise) and was first used in ancient greece in the 5th century. Statues suddenly weren't rigid and stockstill anymore but looked like they were moving in a relaxed way, making them look more human than before. For example the Doryphoros man by Polykleitos or later Michelangelo's David are some of the most well-known statues of the Contrapposto. A few years ago an eye-tracking study was done to figure out the appeal of counterpoise-statues and it was found that the perceived attractiveness was much higher in those kind of statues as opposed to non-counterpoise ones, e.g. egyptian ones where all body parts are on one plane if that makes sense. That's also why gods and godesses of love and beauty are often depicted in such a pose.

That being said, not even the Contrapposto can save this fucking train wreck of a photo. Imagine looking back at photos taken during your first pregnancy and thinking "oh my god I look like a fucking mealworm in 99% of them!"
(wow I've finally found a use for all the art classes I took at uni)
 
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I’m 6’7, I lost all my baby weight within 24 hours after giving birth via surrogate, and I didn’t send my kids to school until they were 43.
 
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As part of the TLDR I think it's important to remind you that not only was Mark naked, but Anna literally wanted to rip his clothes off whilst ovulating and then she cried after they'd had sex. This is all information she voluntarily gave us.
 
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What’s all that “colour theory” stuff? It’s not bloody rocket science. Some colours suit you, some colours don’t. And regardless of whether you’re a mid-easy-upper-lower-winter or not, head to toe beige looks shit on anyone.
 
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Helmi said:
My guess is that they did not realise that you cannot just renovate everything at once, even if you have the money. They probably did not realise beforehand that there is a certain order in which you have to do things – they cannot fix the damp until they have fixed the windows, which let the moist in. They cannot fix all the windows at once because they have to be able to use some of the rooms at all times. They cannot renovate the kitchen until the mould has been taken care of. They probably did not realise that there is so much stuff in the structural part of the house that needs fixing before they can get to the instagrammable reno stuff, the content that her audience actually cares about.

Also, I reckon that it's really hard to find decent builders during lockdown. I live in a totally different country in Europe and my partner and I are looking into doing some small work on our bathroom, one day's work max. We have contacted so many companies but no one has agreed to do it. There have been so many Covid cases on construction sites and projects have been postponed so these companies are totally overworked. On top of that, many people want to renovate their homes now that they're spending so much time at the house. So it's a case of high demand, very low supply.

All this would be totally okay, of course, if she was being honest. But this "oh, if we only won the lottery, boohoo" and acting like they actually cannot afford to fix their £1 mil house just feels insulting to us viewers. Anyone with half a brain can see that something's not adding up here.
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If they didn’t know you can’t redo the whole house at once then they’re more stupid than I thought since Ryan Gosling is supposed to be a project manager.

And saying “if we win the lottery” is so out of touch!!! Anna you’re 30 and you just bought a £1 million house!
I’m a teacher, I live in a rent flat with my boyfriend and I consider myself a lottery winner every day since my fridge is plentiful, my bed is made and my heart is full of love. My mum taught me that earning a fair salary and being healthy and loved equals winning the lottery every month.
 
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MoniC

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I've seen like five house tours now and I still have no idea about the actual layout of the house. I swear I had a better idea of the fucking Downton Abbey after half the time.
How can she talk so much but say so little??
 
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Bridget_mary

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So since there will be a lot of banging and noises because of the windows being fixed, she claims it’ll be hard to keep doing one video a week but she says she’ll record on the weekends if SHE HAS TO.

Oh Anna, you work from home, you’re self employed and your husband is supposed to be working FOR your company so stop complaining and bloody film 2 QUALITY videos a week on Saturdays, you can edit them on Sundays, work on your IG and shitty blog on Mondays and still, you would have worked 3 days a week and Ryan My Arse Gosling can keep on picking up his nose while watching birds.

I’m a teacher. Of course I grade on Sundays so that my students’ education doesn’t suffer that much with the current situation. Anna’s laziness gets me on my nerves. She’s supposed to be building an empire isn’t she?
 
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Oh!! And in the house tour she kept saying “down the line when we have a baby a long time from now” knowing she was pregnant. That’s a bit disingenuous.
 
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Mark mark mark. I am sure she is that annoying friend to her friends who keeps talking about her husband all the time.
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I’m not even convinced Mark is as controlling as she portrays him. We have never heard him say anything like that even though he’s been a lot more present in vlogs. We know she’s very traditional so I wouldn’t be surprised if she was one of those women playing the stereotype of ‘just don’t tell my husband how many new pairs of shoes I bought, giggles giggles’ to perpetuate the stereotype of the man earning and being financially in charge. Even though she’s financially more successful than Mark she’s still painfully traditional in her views of gender roles and family.
 
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This will explain why Lily and Anna are so hardcore pushing affiliate links. The shitty ones are the one that aggressively pushing affiliate link. CLEAR YOUR COOKIES
 
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Someone just outright said that she is pregnant in the comments section of her video and that it’s “very obvious” 😱. While I think it’s ok to speculate here because this a gossip forum I don’t think it’s appropriate to say something like that outright in the comments section without having any actual proof. What if she’s been feeling like shit because she had a miscarriage? Seeing a comment like that would make her feel even worse 😢🤷🏻‍♀️.
 
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