fallouou

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I think what annoyed me about Anna’s video was the narrative that she ‘only had time’ for 5 min makeup/quick breakfast smoothie etc…
And the fact that she referred to her smoothie as “breakfast on the go.” You’re not going anywhere you twat! You are literally in your house, going into the room next door, to add affiliate links to your Instagram, while your jobless husband tends to the baby next door.
 
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Wobblehead

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Can I just say that I renovated a house employing trades etc, organising the whole thing with all workmen whilst holding down a full time job as a lawyer and a child at school... not to humblebrag at all I am just saying Jesus Christ stop making a meal of it and stop trying to make out Mark is freaking superman... he ought to be able to organise a reno as he has fuck all else to do.
 
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OrangeDuvet

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SURELY NOT!! 😯
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Whoever pays $200 to Anne to create outfits for them (from their own existing wardrobe, nonetheless) completely deserves it!
 
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meowmeowbeans

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If a photographer took a photo of me like this, I would fire him. Anna looks drab, lifeless, and as big as a house. That sounds like a bitchy thing to say about a pregnant woman, but it's due to bad lighting, bad angles, and poor choice/understanding of lenses. There's taking a picture and shooting a portrait, and Mark clearly doesn't know the difference.
 
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Helmi

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I mean that’s a good question about how much “we” have contributed to Anna’s wealth. I never even click on any of her links or swipe ups, because I know that everything she shows is way out of my budget, so I haven’t even contributed to her income even via the affiliate links. I also have an Adblock, so she doesn’t even get money from the YouTube ads from my views.
Do I care how much her house is? Not really, I would have just loved to see the floorplan 😂 I am not envious that she has more money, there are plenty more people with different careers that earn more money than I will ever earn. I guess we allwould like to have a snoop around her house/accounts, but I don’t think that she has to declare how much she earns/how much her house is. Whenever I worked (I am still unemployed thanks to Covid), I never knew how much my coworkers earn, let alone the managers, why would I expect Anna to disclose her earnings?
I don't think it's so much about the money with Anna. She has worked for over a decade in a highly competitive industry and I'm sure many people are glad to see the hard work paying off. It's the dishonesty of it all that's probably annoying a lot of people, myself included. The fake humble "oh, I wish I could afford a garden one day" while finalising a sale on a massive house behind the scenes or "if we could only have a garage" only to whip out the blueprints for the said garage mere weeks later. It's just not genuine. If you have loads of money, own it, don't pretend that you're a regular 30-something in the property ladder when you're not. Flexing is not good but neither is faking to be poor. Neither is very relatable to those of us who actually have to save to afford a £400 hoover.
 
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I don't follow Anna anywhere anymore so I'm late with this (it popped up as a Facebook AD) but the pyjamas for the barely festive home tour with EL?! Anna is tiny but this outfit does not work for her at all. And the brown cow mules?! Eh?! I don't know why I'm surprised at this point, she is definitely Miss Minimal Style 😂
She's aiming for quiet luxury but achieving muted misery.
 
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meowmeowbeans

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There are literally hundreds of cookbooks out there that cover simple things like scones, cookies, macaroni and cheese, etc. It's not like Anna puts a fun twist or even a time-saving spin on the food she cooks, so how would she even advertise a book?

"Britain's most beloved baker, author, and mum is back with the highly-anticipated follow-up to her debut book. No, dummies, not Nadiya Hussain, it's Anna Newto--wait, come back! Hear me out. Do you love a plain scone? Is vanilla for special occasions only? Does pepper tickle your tastebuds a little too much, so that your tongue exclaims: "I do not like this!" ? Well, your favorite butternut Virgo has three words for you: "Macaroni and slugs." Oh yes, babes, she's back and bringing you all her favorites from "Crumpets 'n Catsup" to "Mark's Mini Sausage Roll". Trust and believe, bland is the new black!"
 
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Sophie85

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Fuck off with your good vibes Anna, she just feels smug and dishonest to me
Anna’s “positive vibes” is what made me unsub/unfollow her. When Sarah Everard’s body was found, on their podcast she was sending “positive vibes to all women listening”. When she announced her pregnancy, she was sending “positive vibes to people struggling”.

For god’s sake woman, positive vibes is not the phrase to use in either of those circumstances. It’s a lazy, easy thing to say that allows her to say she did approach the subject if she faced any negative comments, without actually having to think of anything worthwhile.

So fake & patronising. I had an unfollow “moment”!
 
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Jazz!

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Are those fellow tattlers? I'm surprised those comments are still up, but on the other hand deleting them would mean that they are " working" so who am I kidding
 
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meowmeowbeans

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We are al talking about what Anna is doing all day. But what is Mark doing all day? How can a man without a job, doing nothing all day can still be attractive?
What do you mean? He’s busy making the sun rise and set, maintaining the earth’s rotation, and governing the tides. And one day he might even build a birdhouse.
 
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Kitkatkut

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Yes, it’s baffling what they describe as productive. Shower done, makeup done, workout done, looking at a car, done, architect call, done. I mean, that is your private shit that we all do outside our regular working hours? But what am I expecting from someone who puts “lunch” on a to-do list.
Also, she’s really overdoing it now with another of her qUirKy sPeaKiNG tics. Rhetorical question, answer. Rhetorical question, answer. Rhetorical question, answer.

“Like, did Mawk and I watch the birds for an hour yesterday? Yes. Did we get any work done? No. *giggle* Do we feel guilty about it? No. *giggle* Are we here for the second pair of binoculars? Yes. Am I just being an annoying shit head who tries to come across as quirky by using annoying language? Yes!”
 
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