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What I don't understand is that in the newest video she said the kitchen was what sold the house to them, yet they're ready to rip the kitchen apart and change the layout of the rooms in the kitchen/utility area

The prospect of blanket pregnancy-related content - with increasingly frequent appearances from boring, seed-sowing, birdwatching, feckless Mark, for months on end - is like nails on a blackboard in my book. I’m genuinely happy for them with the pregnancy, and their excitement is evident, but (to me) the content is becoming even more boring and lazy than it’s been the last few months. ‘Here’s me in front of a mirror and by the way I’ll add a link down below’ every 10 seconds is just so blatantly lazy, ‘please fund my mat leaves’ tactics and seems so vacuous. Bit like the podcast.

And as if my irritation levels couldn’t get any higher, she used the phrase ‘going forward’ at least twice, IN A VLOG! And once it was in reference to watermelon segments. Jesus wept.

From her blog:
" It’s a question that crops up a lot in my DM’s – where the hell do you find style inspiration?! "

IS IT really

LMAO her non-influencer friends are trendier than them

I'm confused. She's too busy working to fit in a workout before 5pm, but what work is she actually doing? Eating a free brunch from HelloFresh? Putting on some gifted moisturiser. Sounds so tough. I don't know how Anna ever manage to convince anyone that she's the Queen of Organisation.

I'm just gonna leave this here

did she seriously confessed her daily goals are eating, putting on creams (TWICE, btw what is the difference between selfcare and spa care?) and fucking around with an app for digitalised wardrobe? you couldn't torture this information out of me she would be better off sharing fake goals to at least appear busy, this shows how she lost the plot – I lowkey expect anna posting her peeing schedule structured via an app next

How are we all? Are we expecting a BIG ANNOUNCEMENT at 6pm? Or will little Fig Mark Newton stay in hiding for a while longer? *fooled you all, giggle giggle* Are you here for it? Good vibes only!

Nothing these influencers do is ever for their kids. Every single one of them curate their child's life to fit their instagram aesthetic. Their children are earning their own keep before they have been even born.

Sounimpressed said:

That shirt is like ugly company issue clothing in certain jobs is she trying to tell us she wants a normal job. Man that is one ugly shirt. Reminds me of the guy in King of Queens.

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I just can't believe she thinks this looks good. Like, really? (Edit to add that I just looked the shirt up online. It costs 286 euros. Girl's lost her mind)

I saw Zanna banging on about how much she needs a Toteme jumper under Anna's post. Why are these influencers so obsessed with that brand? Her black jumper looks so basic, what's the point in spending 500 quid when you could get something virtually identical for about 30?

Anyway, I noticed that Anna is storing her woollen sweaters on an open shelf. As someone who lives in a house from the same period, with the same kind of wooden floors, I've got just one word for her: moths. They're going to get eaten in no time.

Anne gets a mention in The Guardian today...

Nova said:

Most parents do that. Unless you’re really close family, you generally see pictures of a cleaned up newborn in a cute outfit. White stuff and less flattering pics are often reserved for immediate family

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I dunno. I’ve seen far too many gunky babies who aren’t in my family.

under the ivy said:

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Lily will be FUMING

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Not gonna lie, more flabbergasted by the fact that she’s presenting wearing tights with a dress as revolutionary hack for winter?! GROUNDBREAKING.

I’m barely 5 minutes into her video and I’m already enraged. She says that it’s her dream to go to Copenhagen Fashion Week, which is in August, but she probably can’t because her parents might have plans and there’s no one to look after Ralph.

Umm, how about her stay-at-home-husband Mawk? Why can’t he look after Ralph so she could go on this dream holiday of hers? Either:

a) She’s too codependent to go on a solo trip(sad) or
b) Mark isn’t okay with looking after their kid on his own for a few days (even more sad)

Stephanie_Lane said:

I knew Anna was bland when she said she doesn’t like any spices lol

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"Delaying Christmas" wtaf is she on about?! Is she actually roleplaying being poor while shopping at Waitrose with her thousand(s) pound purse on her shoulder???

Guys! Anna just explained that she's using mismatched foundation/tinted moisturiser because it makes her skin looks healthy! She prefers yellow tones over pinky tones.

Make that make sense...

It really winds me up how Anna lies about things that don’t really matter at all. Like in the vlog when she’s talking about the toteme coat that she has been searching for for 12 months that she apparently doesn’t know the name of. “I think it’s called the Pisa trench....?” Girl please! You said so yourself just 30 seconds previously that you’ve been obsessively searching for it on vestaire collective. But you don’t know the name? Sure, Jan. I feel like she does stuff like this aaaaaa lot. Maybe she thinks it makes her look more relatable / less like a crazy coat stalker person?

Nova said:

Not to want to defend Anna, but she was clearly joking about Mark being a cool cat.

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I'm not so sure she's joking. She has often spoken about Mark being in to fashion, ahead of the trends etc. I remember one time on the podcast Rich also said he looks to Mark for fashion inspiration. I really don't get it. I think Mawk is possibly the most boring man that ever lived - and that includes his wardrobe.

Do you know what it is - these are women in their thirties, supposedly professional, Lily's a mum...but they don't seem to have moved beyond their twenties somehow. It's like they are playing at being grown ups rather than being full developed, rounded women in their early/ mid-thirties.