Zoloubooth

[SmudgeTheCat]

What’s a bleeping “Car Hamper”?

Exhibit A - A basket (re-used might I add ) full of overpriced Disney merchandise

Exhibit B - A woven basket (to keep DLB occupied while mummy sits back & relaxes because she’s always so busy) with loads of crap from M&S, a starbucks cup (just what every 5 year old wants) some Christmas stationary just incase people think she hasn’t thought about her child having fun at all & other bits and pieces that let’s face it DLB, won’t even look twice at……

 

[MuthaCuppa]

Got up for work this morning and my other half hasn’t made me a ‘Going to Work Hamper’. Fuming tbh.

 

[Loveitme]

you just know when darcey is a teenager shes going to be making up 'period baskets' and 'hangover baskets'

 

[lucerad]

Got up for work this morning and my other half hasn’t made me a ‘Going to Work Hamper’. Fuming tbh.

LOLLLLLLLLLLL

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Exhibit A - A basket (re-used might I add ) full of overpriced Disney merchandise
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Exhibit B - A woven basket (to keep DLB occupied while mummy sits back & relaxes because she’s always so busy) with loads of crap from M&S, a starbucks cup (just what every 5 year old wants) some Christmas stationary just incase people think she hasn’t thought about her child having fun at all & other bits and pieces that let’s face it DLB, won’t even look twice at……

Not a Starbucks cup for a four year old

 

[sh1tsandgiggles]

Not a Starbucks cup for a four year old

How else is little one supposed to drink her venti-soy-mocha-latte??

 

[number2]

Got up for work this morning and my other half hasn’t made me a ‘Going to Work Hamper’. Fuming tbh.

Brilliant hahahahah.

 

[MrsLucas]

I did actually like the head band she shared and was considering buying for my daughter 🫣

 

[SmudgeTheCat]

£4.50 for one sheet of wrapping paper I know it’s special & pretty but that’s crazy

 

[number2]

would be nice to have this sort of money ey

 

[MuthaCuppa]

How much ad/gifted/aff vomit was there yesterday 🥱 and the sweets were clearly gifted but not declared. Again.

 

[SmudgeTheCat]

Did anyone see the car hamper in action

 

[MuthaCuppa]

Did anyone see the car hamper in action

Not yet. Have been busy with my Sunday morning hamper. It’s got paracetamol and left over pizza inside.

 

[Whatsthetea247]

Right can I swap lives with darcie right now

 

[SmudgeTheCat]

Anyone else think the dad looks so young compared to Zoloubooth?

 

[Loveitme]

Anyone else think the dad looks so young compared to Zoloubooth?

really,i think they both look late 30's

 

[MuthaCuppa]

I think it’s sad that she doesn’t join in with the fun stuff. Instead of doing ice skating or going down the slide she’s just stood filming.

 

[sh1tsandgiggles]

“Hey paupers! Look at aaaaaallll this STUFF I got from Bicester!”

”absolute bargs gang, Uggs for Darce, I mean she needs them, she’s only got 6 pairs, and they were only £48! …well… for ME coz Bicester gave me extra discount to spend ontop of the already discounted price! I’m mad me. Can’t believe I did that!”




duck off.

 

[MuthaCuppa]

I don’t think I’ve ever seen anything quite as wanky as that PR/influencer retreat. Imagine being stuck in a room with them all climbing over each other with their phones and tripods trying to get the best shot. And the #instadads all in their matching black polo necks
His mates must rip the piss.

 

[British25]

The hot hand warmer things!! On an “after school walk” This ad has got to be the ONLY after school walk Darcie has ever had? And with her flaunting her money all over Instagram she wants to be careful not to lose followers during the middle of a cost of living crisis - some people will be hoping for a free sample just to stay warm in their own houses! And there they are, a family of Hunter wellies. How “wholesome”. She’s gross. Also her double chin was wild in that story she reposted, amazing what she looks liked when someone else is in charge of the camera

 

[lucerad]

Oh lord the influencer retreat looked like absolute hell. My god, just soooooooo much vanity in the room I couldn’t think of anything worse. I wonder if they’ve ever had a trip where they just enjoyed each others company and talked and laughed…. and didn’t have to film every little moment and plan every outfit to the n’th degree… poor Darce probably isn’t allowed to play in case she gets the outfits dirty before the gram pics.

And duck off with your wholesome family walk, lazy bint has never done an after school walk in her life because the kid is always in after school club while our Zo wastes Stevie boys money on more tat for her crappy crates