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First day of the school holidays and Zo has taken herself off for a day of hair and beauty. Standard. Bye Darce 👋🏻
Id say it’s poor old Steve’s “daddy day” but it can’t be because she always has to shove that down our throats too.

Anyone fancy a £170 game of tic-tac-toe huns??? 🙄🫠
 
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Poor Darcie looks exhausted in the shopping trolly. Laughing that she's using the kitchen roll as a pillow... I'm all for Christmas magic & days out etc, we all love to treat our children to them, but Darcie is dragged about all over the place, multiple events back to back. Does the poor girl ever get a chance to have a chill day at home in that OTT playroom?!

Also, the whole elf on the shelf thing annoys me. Steve's forced to do it everyday, as ZLB has stated she will NOT be doing it etc. why not? Why wouldn't you want to get involved. Yes they're annoying but it's all for the magic for the kids right?! And Steve was the one doing Yoga last night whilst ZLB films it of course. Poor lad has to work all day to support her spending and then is run ragged in the evening too. Whilst she had a busy day of hair appts & facials. I wonder if he ever gets sick of being on only parent who does anything with Darcie.
 
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To say she’s so blessed with her “angel” child she never really spends time with her, only once has she taken to the park and that was for an advert.
 
It’s the £15.99 a roll wrapping paper that gets me 😂
if my husband caught wind of me spending that much on wrapping paper he’d have a fit…. And I earn alllll my own money! But seriously, Steve might as well just chuck money in the bin because that’s where that paper is going!!!
 
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Hubby definitely reads here someone mentioned getting the pelaton out to sort those chins and low and behold he’s got it out 😂
 
Do we think she’s going to have a miraculous recovery from the flu just in time for Darcie going back to school so she doesn’t miss out on any Home Bargains/hair/nails/beauty/aesthetic/Starbucks trips?
 
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Actually started to feel some sympathy with her for certain stuff that was posted on here but now after seeing her post about it being half term again and she misses nursery because she could keep her kid there just pissed me off. You don’t see your child majority of the time and complain because it’s half term and you need to look after her. Try being a parent that has to work during half terms and would do anything to be home with my babies.
 
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Actually started to feel some sympathy with her for certain stuff that was posted on here but now after seeing her post about it being half term again and she misses nursery because she could keep her kid there just pissed me off. You don’t see your child majority of the time and complain because it’s half term and you need to look after her. Try being a parent that has to work during half terms and would do anything to be home with my babies.
RIGHT!!!! She hasn’t got a clue. Poor little rich girl. And I use the term rich vvvvvvvvery loosely.

I see there’s another crate full of crap on the way to Darcy for V day 🙄
 
Those pink Gucci sandals she shared earlier today are £255.
Also noticed she hasn’t shown her face for a few weeks since something was definitely going on with her chin/jaw fillers.
 
Oooo she must be feeling the pinch from all the money she’s wasted on trashy crates!!!
 
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I don’t think her version of a full time job will be the same as normal people’s though. Does filling up Home Bargains jars with different shapes of pasta count as employment?
 
Not even a part time, a full time job. Definitely starting to see how much money they don’t have that she’s spending..
 
She must be absolutely livid at having to get a job! Not just a part time one. A full one. Now she’s gona have to find even more ways to palm darcie off
 
She must be absolutely livid at having to get a job! Not just a part time one. A full one. Now she’s gona have to find even more ways to palm darcie off
I doubt it’ll be an incredibly stressful job though. That company is just another one of those wanky insta hun things. And now she’ll have a legitimate reason to farm Darcie out to kids clubs all school holidays rather than parent her child for any length of time. So she’ll be pleased about that.
Wonder if Steve put his foot down and told her she needs to start earning to pay some of her debts off too.
So now she’ll ‘work’* all week then catch up on her coffee in the car, hair appointments, beauty treatments at the weekend. Bye Darce 👋🏻

*fluff hampers and post them to Instagram.
 
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