Alfie would be like: SEND IT...Away!Can you imagine Alfie's face if Zoe came out of the bedroom swinging her nipple tassels at him. He'd do an embarrassed laugh and run like hell . I can't see that sort of shenanigans happening in their household
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Will you follow your own advice Zoe and focus everyday on improving your health[emoji848], or will you continue to binge on pizza, doughnuts and everything else sugar related. I think you should practice what you preach[emoji849][emoji849]
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I could see him honking her tits and giggling like a 14 year boyJust here waiting for the comments when you see her latest stories.
Nipple tassels. Never got used. Course not.
Blister gels. Didn’t get used, you’d have to put shoes on and go out the house.
And crunchie bars in every nook and cranny.
Please.
I’m sure Mark would be into nipple tassels.Alfie would get more use out of those nipple tassels, she should save them for him so when he’s ready to come out of the closet he could wear them for his boyfriend
A lot of people with EDs (especially anorexia as far as I’m aware) go through phases of cooking/baking and surrounding themselves with lavish food displays, cooking for others, etc. I believe it’s a way for them to reaffirm control and obviously they’re obsessed with food but can’t eat it (this is all from indirect experience and reading about EDs so don’t quote me as any kind of expert). It’s quite chilling to see how obsessed she is with food vs the amounts actually on her plate. Nobody will convince me she doesn’t have an ED. It’s very sad to see that nobody is helping her for real instead of enabling her.I think she does have an eating disorder & tries very hard to normalise it by inviting likes on her constant pics of junk food , sweets and home-baking, and of course the constant asserting of control over the food situations around her & the forcing of food onto others . The crunchies hidden in her bags and drawers was just sad, but she’s obviously so deep in denial that she can’t see it.
If I had a teenage daughter I really wouldn’t want her to watch Zoe when she promotes this fake world where you can be stick thin & eat doughnuts every day - well we all know you can do that , but there’s only one way to achieve it ... and it ain’t gonna be instagrammed
Well to be fair Alfie hardly promotes Zoe's stuff either unless he's planning a surprise where it's about him. Honestly, they're both narcissists and deserve to wallow in self-made misery together.She couldn’t even do an Instagram story to promote Alfie’s dead pop up shop? These people are vile and wouldn’t piss on each other if they were on fire.
Practically giving them away! They’ll be bloody paying people to take the stock off their hands nextNot sure if this has been posted yet, sorry if it has & I missed it.
So home bargains have zoella beauty products now... oh how embarrassingView attachment 18219
AWWWW! I just came to post this!Not sure if this has been posted yet, sorry if it has & I missed it.
So home bargains have zoella beauty products now... oh how embarrassingView attachment 18219
I doubt they’d go even if they were invited.View attachment 18231I bet Zoe is secretly seething that Joe and Dianne were chosen by Chewton Glen to go to the flower show instead of her and Alfie. They've knocked her right off her perch .
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