yeah the big house is hers and the smaller house with the halfpipe and trampoline is his. Wouldn't it be funny if they broke up but just lived in their separate houses nextdoor to each other?
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Aaah so he prob doesn't know about the permission. Also how big is this house?? Imagine trying to get on the housing ladder and finding out some knobs out bid you on the house you wanted to use as a part time "office" part time sk8 park
Hahaha he has to walk past her mansion every day and be reminded he was nothing without her.
Although she’d have to sit in her manicured garden listening to him and his mates sending it
Lose-lose
He’d move in with his mum I reckon
This is what gets me.Everyone talks about how they are practically married and don’t need a ring to prove they love each other blah blah but he actually hasn’t committed to her in any way,if I was Zoe alarm bells would be ringing and quite loudly.All they have is that tit company that will be going under soon anyway so no worries there and then that ugly pug.He can literally pack his bags and duck off back to his mums anytime he feels like it
The question is, when are they having the Minghams over again for Chris to show off his skating skills 
Bahahaha there’s no way those can be hersLike, has she just slipped on Alfie's shoes (which if she has he owns two pairs of the same shoes cause he's wearing an identical pair) to go into the garden or is she genuinely choosing to wear shoes far too big?
They look too small to be Alfies but too big to be hers 
She's probably a Plants killer, hence the frequent trips to Garden Centre to buy new plants
The stupid tree trunk to hammer nails into is still there?Like, has she just slipped on Alfie's shoes (which if she has he owns two pairs of the same shoes cause he's wearing an identical pair) to go into the garden or is she genuinely choosing to wear shoes far too big?
I hope she's recycling all these bloody plant pots she's buying and not just shoving them in the bin
What was that tree trunk game? I didn't get it?
Apparently something they played in Amsterdam. Not much to get though - they took it in turns to hammer a nail into a log. That was it.
That's it?! Blimey
Thanks.Looks like two couples and their mum sorry not sorry
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So Joe and Dianne had to go to Brighton to celebrate Dianne's birthday. Yes... that makes a lot of sense. Zoe honestly has no shame in making people go out of their way to go to her. And for what? She's not even a great hostess. All they get is some ugly cake and to play card games. I'm sure Alfie is thrilled he has material for his vlog this week.
Also, this is a bit late but I find it hilarious that in Zoe's IG stories yesterday, she was recommending certain IG accounts to follow and she had like one IG account that was a POC in a sea of white IG accounts. I guess she felt that was diverse enough or something. *slow clap*
Also, this is a bit late but I find it hilarious that in Zoe's IG stories yesterday, she was recommending certain IG accounts to follow and she had like one IG account that was a POC in a sea of white IG accounts. I guess she felt that was diverse enough or something. *slow clap*
OMFG I WAS GOING TO MENTION THIS
THANK YOU
ONE ACCOUNT WAS A POC
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I do wonder what her feed looks like.
Probably like Tarte shape tape first launch
More fool dianne for going.
Probably there ( the trunk) in case they have friends over and for the exact moment when they're done eating and they're all sitting in a room together with nothing to say and not many brain cells around, and it just gets to be too much!!
I also found it pretty ridiculous that she was recommending those accounts, but didn't even follow them herself. Too high up on that pedestal to even do that eh Zooozeebooo?
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