I'm a broken record but I can't help it: THIS is the woman that claimed her life's dream, nay, her life's goal was to be a mum. She spent years claiming she wanted to be knocked up asap. And in all those years she apparently never once, not even by mistake, read a single thing about child development or child care.She thought Ottie was too young to be read to??? I’m shocked and not shocked at all by that. I thought it was common knowledge that it’s recommended to read to babies and children every day. I thought she would have realized that as an “author” and bookworm.
So many people comment like ‘omg the way alfie looks at them is so cute’, but in this pic he just looks like a randomer stood next to her with no emotional connection just staring at her.Finally an actual family picture of the three of them…
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What a coincidence so is ZoeAlfie is on the beg for engagement again
While everything mentioned is true, it's a bit of a harsh thing to say. Dianne won't get to physically see zofia grow up other than maybe once a year so why can't she enjoy the same moments with ottie? She does repost pictures of zofia and comments on most of them. It shouldn't matter whether they are blood related or not, dianne clearly adores her along with joe and it doesn't make her any less of an aunt to ottilie.As much as Joe and Dianne look 'more comfortable' holding Ottie, I'm not buying that she is not using her for the likes as well!
Also it's clearly to spark up 'you would be such good parents talk' on her socials
Joe has only 1 photo on his grid ( I'm sure he has seen her so many times and could post more but chooses not to)
Dianne on the other hand posted her 4 times so far. It's not your blood 'niece' like your brother's so give it a rest. She's never met her niece but ain't nothing stopping her from reposting one of Mr Buzz and Mel's overly cringy baby photos on her grid... But wait.. that won't get her as much attention will it.
This is the woman who Cordilly Invited us to read how to make a ham sandwich. So she is fucking useless.Did she really just type up how to boil an egg?
Looks like a photo a documentary would use.I thought the way he was staring at her was creepy. He looks as if he’s thinking “get the fxck off MY baby”
She didn’t scroll far enough to find this one…Of all of that paragraph, she chose “they have an awesome taste in music” to disagree with….
So “wild” of her to make sure she didn’t have a funny or vulgar definition mind.
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Oh dear lord poppy is selling candles….. I can’t