I’m sorry but wtaf is that longing stare into the distance. Frustrates me so much and makes my blood boil. Mate we know you’ve taken the photo yourself so why act all mystical and just take a photo of her without your horse head taking up all the roomI could have gone my whole life without seeing poor little baby pay resting on Alfie’s chest hair
Do we think he made the breakfast in bed or did he get Zoe to do it with her poor infected vagina?
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Zoe Sugg #41 Zoe's holding baby like she's caught a cod, Alf cant put away his dad bod!
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I agree with this so much, why does he do it in every photo, or close his eyes?? it makes my blood boil as well cus he tries to take “natural” photos and they end up looking more fake than ever
It's sad that when Pay grows up all she's going to have to look back on is cultivated photographs that were "good for the 'gram"
I really hope they have been taking some nice normal pictures with the baby that they’re not sharing on Instagram. Some lovely family ones instead of all these posed ones and ones where Alfie’s using her as a prop! Because it’ll be sad to look back on only pictures of herself filtered to the point of being hardly able to recognise them.
Zoe#41 Alfies posing with pay Zoe's got a infected Va-g.
We could say "vajay" for the sake of rhyme.
Just Aldo confirming that Z is a giant baby
Probably ordered in
I do wonder how often they order food rather than cook. I bet they spend tonnes on takeaways. Not every meal has to be some instagrammable moment though. No shame in a marmite crumpet for brekkie
Ahh yes that was the word I was after and couldn't think of it.
Well they seemed to think the baby was going to come out as a toddler so he probably does think that a 3 week old baby can sit and watch a full movie with him…
Why did he even answer that
and he blatantly lied and said he wasn't competitive as if everything they've both posted doesn't prove that they're competing...Why did he even answer that
Absolutely howling someone asked that, even funnier that he answered, even funnier x2 that Zoes thread never stays on the topic of her because she’s a boring bastard
@Yupyupyup For real! These people do know they can just ignore a question right? His answer did the exact opposite of what he thinks it was going to do.
I think he’s done it tactically, now he’ll get the engagement of the younger minions going back and forth comparing the both of them because of answering that and they’ll be keeping an eye out to see if they are being competitive. Any engagement is good engagement in the influencer world.
That's a very good point. It makes me feel icky to admit that Jim made a smart move though.
Well, I hope no one here hates it!Which "really good foundation" was that please?
It was the Born This Way foundation.
It made my skin look very soft, and at least at the time (I have no idea if the formula has been changed) it wasn't too heavy (I'd say light to medium coverage).
Why is Alfie almost always staring into the distance while taking a pic of himself with the baby 
There's absolutely nothing real, genuine or natural about him. It's always about the aesthetics.
There's absolutely nothing real, genuine or natural about him. It's always about the aesthetics.
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