Oh god I forgot about Mark. Poor thing will have a headache after he’s a left with all the screeching and load fake laughing him and Zoe normally do togetherI dont know why she thought walking two steps jiggling the baby would look good. Looks as odd AF. Like you have all said why not just post a pic of her holding the baby? jeez the rest of her family look more comfortable with Ottie then Zoe. Also I'm surprised BFF Mark hasnt been to visit yet.
The baby is clearly waving her hand to get the stinky stennies from her face.
Well its normally silent laughter so Im sure baby will be ok. 'eeerre she is' 'are ya alright love?'Oh god I forgot about Mark. Poor thing will have a headache after he’s a left with all the screeching and load fake laughing him and Zoe normally do together
I’m 100% not surprised mark has not visited yet. He’s made it very clear he’s not really a baby person. He’s probably been putting it off and avoiding goingI dont know why she thought walking two steps jiggling the baby would look good. Looks as odd AF. Like you have all said why not just post a pic of her holding the baby? jeez the rest of her family look more comfortable with Ottie then Zoe. Also I'm surprised BFF Mark hasnt been to visit yet.
The baby is clearly waving her hand to get the stinky stennies from her face.
cause he knows Zoe will palm the baby on him.I’m 100% not surprised mark has not visited yet. He’s made it very clear he’s not really a baby person. He’s probably been putting it off and avoiding going
Well obviously she needs 3 hours to style her stennies for pays first trip to the garden centrecause he knows Zoe will palm the baby on him.
To be fair, the dress she’s wearing doesn’t give much away. She’s probably still got a bit of a wobbly tum going on.Maybe the reel is weird sped up or something but the way she was bouncing Otter Pay is just really weird, it looked arrhythmic.
I have never given birth but I am still jealous she's back to her prenatal figure, or close to, one week after. I'm not back to my prepandemic figure lol. Granted we're still in a pandemic or so I tell myself
And of course she gave birth to a corny song that perfectly fits the storytelling. Of course.
Duh you're MarkI know the general opinion seems to be that Zoe is always putting Alfie's family first and that they're are a bit too involved compared to Zoe's family... But I reckon it's more likely due to Zoe not being that close to her family & that it's her families choice to not see them so often/come and visit the baby. Obviously she hasn't got a great relationship with her Dad, she doesn't seem to be that close with her mum (although her mum is present quite a lot lately, she seems to get on better with Amanda), and with Joe.. I feel like they have grown apart a lot since Joe met Diane and they really live such different lives, it wouldn't surprise me if they just don't have a great relationship any more. What I mean is, I don't think it's necessarily Zoe's choice to be more close with Alfie's family. It does go both ways and it might be that she makes efforts but it's not reciprocated. We really have no idea of the ins and outs of it all. And no I'm not coming to Zoe's defense, I'm not Holly and I'm not a new member
Certainly Alfie only included songs on the playlist that would be perfect for the ‘gram. I’m imagining the same 5 songs on repeat as soon as Zoe started pushing lolAnd of course she gave birth to a corny song that perfectly fits the storytelling. Of course.
instagram’s algorithm is all about reels now, it’s gonna get so many views, giving her more engagement which is good for business when it comes to brands looking to work with herView attachment 747945
Why does she do these kind of videos? I don’t get the vibe
Ah I see. But I’m talking more about the “appear in front of a wall, then disappear” concept. I find it silly and unoriginal at this point.instagram’s algorithm is all about reels now, it’s gonna get so many views, giving her more engagement which is good for business when it comes to brands looking to work with her
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