Zoe Sugg #34 Pregn#AD

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Don't they also enter you into a subscription that is really hard to cancel? It seems weird to make such big bottles but then force people to commit to it.
 
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She is NOT Zoella she is ZOE SUGG!:mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad: :giggle:
I started out calling her Zoe, but now I’m calling her Zoella on here because she doesn’t like and it wouldn’t surprise me if she or her team read, so I wanna irritate her as much as I can. Even if she never reads here, I’m not gonna give her the respect of calling her by the name she likes because she is just a terrible person.
 
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Honestly breastfeeding is def the lazy option. You can stay in bed all day/night and not have to get up for bottles 🤷🏼‍♀️
Not sure id say its 'the lazy option' however i remember this is one of the FEW pro's i told myself while i was breastfeeding.

The thing is, with formula they are satisfied much faster and you can both go back to sleep!
I wish i was able to overcome that maternal instinct to breastfeed, there are just soo many con's in comparison 😢 total respect for any mum who chooses it!
But at the end of the day all that matters is that baby is fed.
if you have more babies you cant really get much done with a baby glued to you all day/night i found, so its also somewhat a luxury!? ..To get soar chapped nips, no sleep, leaking, smelly,swollen boobs you have to whip out constantly! 😬
 
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Not sure id say its 'the lazy option' however i remember this is one of the FEW pro's i told myself while i was breastfeeding.

The thing is, with formula they are satisfied much faster and you can both go back to sleep!
I wish i was able to overcome that maternal instinct to breastfeed, there are just soo many con's in comparison 😢 total respect for any mum who chooses it!
But at the end of the day all that matters is that baby is fed.
if you have more babies you cant really get much done with a baby glued to you all day/night i found, so its also somewhat a luxury!? ..To get soar chapped nips, no sleep, leaking, smelly,swollen boobs you have to whip out constantly! 😬
Ah but once baby is a few months old, they sort of learn to feed themselves at night 😂 I coslept and she’d feed herself and I didn’t wake up so it was great. Plus I learnt to feed with her in a sling so I could still move about while feeding. Never had an issue with leaking, smelly or swollen boobs either
 
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Ah but once baby is a few months old, they sort of learn to feed themselves at night 😂 I coslept and she’d feed herself and I didn’t wake up so it was great. Plus I learnt to feed with her in a sling so I could still move about while feeding. Never had an issue with leaking, smelly or swollen boobs either
I remember id feed with one boob and the other started to leak, baby cries..leak, hot shower (constantly having to stop ot cause you swear you hear them crying)..leak!..swollen, leak..ugh..id soak through several of those breast pads a day..and in the summer too, thats where the smell would come in. All cause my midwife advised me to up my supply by pumping as well as feeding!? So i ended up with enough to feed several babies and got mastitis and all sorts 🤒
Wish i just went straight to bottles, it destroyed my boobs. Allas i had 2 more babies and done it all over again!🤦‍♀️
 
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Apart from baby content here's a few suggestions for Holly to relay back to Zoe ideas for content...

Home tour-I'm sure everyone would like to see this esp the minions.
Wardrobe tour-same as above, she could also do a charity sort out while she's there.
Top 5 fav designer handbags- I would have put 10 but that might be too much for tired Zoe.
What's in my handbag- easy and quick video for her.
Food haul-Everyone enjoys seeing what other people buy/eat and we wont judge her for shopping at M&S as she cant afford it, but we will judge her for buying too many ready made products. :giggle:
 
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bleeping hell, they made their friends with newborn twins come to them AGAIN.
But don't you know – Zoe ALMOST FAINTED that one time so now she cannot leave the house in case that happens again. She is PREGNANT after all.
 
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bleeping hell, they made their friends with newborn twins come to them AGAIN.

Also, she's flogging two versions of the same printed jump/playsuit. Ugh, she's a vile Tory beg who can't even visit her friends with baby twins.
Our friends had twins 9 months ago now and we still always go to their place because it's so much easier for them than having to pack up the twins and everything they need, we already know she's so far removed from reality lol but why does everyone else pander to her so much??
 
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Just so she can pose in a picture with babies so a her minions crow about how she will be soooo cutttee as a mum 🙄 cause that’s all it’s about. She doesn’t go anywhere now, so don’t see her traipsing her baby to other people’s house when it’s born. Oh no, not princess pea head.
 
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bleeping hell, they made their friends with newborn twins come to them AGAIN.

Also, she's flogging two versions of the same printed jump/playsuit. Ugh, she's a vile Tory beg who can't even visit her friends with baby twins.
Thing is you just know she thinks this is what having a baby is going to be like aka sleeping cute baby.
 
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Our friends had twins 9 months ago now and we still always go to their place because it's so much easier for them than having to pack up the twins and everything they need, we already know she's so far removed from reality lol but why does everyone else pander to her so much??
It's just common courtesy to go to whoever has the baby, ESPECIALLY if it's twins! It really annoys me that she can't see beyond the end of her nose to think how much effort her friends have to make to pack up two tiny babies and all the stuff they need just because she's prioritising princess shithead's instagram opportunity.
 
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Any title suggestions? I'll go for:

Zoe Sugg #35 Thinks she's so small and weeny, she even wanted to name the baby Teeny! 😆
 
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I hope the baby does what I did once as a baby. Which was cry for a day, wouldn't shut up no matter what my mum and dad tried. Took me to hospital worries eventually, handed me to a nurse and I instantly stopped crying, nothing was wrong with me.

I think they will need a harsh reality check like that.
 
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