Zoe Sugg #20 You can take Zoe out the not-mansion but you can’t take the not-mansion out of Zoe

[BananaPenguin]

Amazing thank you!!

Zoe has finished the edits of her book.
Zoe actually left Brighton but still made people play board games.
The biggest thing that happens to her on walks is that it gets dark.
She is collaborating with Etsy on a list of some kind.
Still wearing a bra too big for her!

She got her stennies out and we all agreed she looked much better. But she got them put back in and now she just looks like she's melting again

 

[CalatheaLater]

Oh God one picture with Dianne & the minions are coming up with all sorts of ideas. Made me laugh though. So thought I'd see what you lot thought
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I know this sounds stupid but I am honestly shocked that there are still people who are minions of this lot and tweet shit like this! Like I genuinely would've though most people following Zoe these days are in their 20's. Which means people in their 20's tweet stuff like this?

 

[coconochanel]

She didnt know until she was in her 20s that you dont flush tampons down the toilet.

 

[Ester123]

Why did he tell her what the challenge is though? Surely it would’ve been ‘funnier’ or whatever if he didn’t say it

 

[Iced Coffee]

I'm laughing at the fact that Zoe actually said the Covid lockdown didn't really trigger her anxiety -- instead, it's going back to normal society that has her stressed out. How nice that she could relax at home for half a year with no worries, while the rest of us struggle to pay bills and are desperately hoping life can return to normal as soon as safely possible.

 

[Uhm...what]

Or getting pissed all time I would love family and friends to want to play board games

Exactly. I feel like this has gone lost in the younger generations. It always about getting drunk or not actually socialising with friends and family because there is something more interesting on the phone

 

[Dr Marten]

Can we talk about her playing the ukelele and how it actually sounded decent (for her?). She needs to take up hobbies to keep busy and have a purpose. I wouldnt be mad if she started playing the uke

 

[StephenTJackson]

To be honest, I’m surprised that she hasn’t baby trapped him. If she’s on the pill it would be so easy for her to just not take it. It’s something she openly wants, and is financially stable enough to do it alone if he did decide to walk away.


(Disclaimer, I know that is completely immoral and wrong, but Zoe isn’t exactly known for her morality!)

Can't babytrap somebody who doesn't even have sex with you, too busy eating every night in bed instead of at their massive dining table.

 

[Blubs]

Why does she get her brows done the wrong way round with the bigger sections on the outside ends and the thin bits in the middle... am i missing something? Is that a trend?

Couldn't help myself after reading this. Here they are flipped haha.

 

[lemondaze]

Anyone else can’t stand Alfie’s posing face? The eyes closed, head tilt, tiny smirk? I was gonna attach a couple pictures but honestly can’t choose Cos it’s in pretty much every single one hahahah
always looks like he’s sniffing the air

 

[Apple In My Pie]

I have always believed Alfie is gay and been very surprised at his dating Zoe. The longer they date without anything happening to progress this - baby or ring - I become more convinced of it. He seems very scared of commitment with her. And it's not that marriage or babies really matter necessarily BUT it's just that he's such a youtube whQre that lets be real he would jump at the chance to clickbait every part of a wedding/baby announcement for the that it sticks out that he hasn't - even more so when it's something that she obviously wants and (I presume) they are aware of.

On the other hand, I think his stringing her along - and those big public displays (first time I've seen that video, shocking) is manipulative. I had an online friendship (I know its slightly different but bear with me) a few years ago, there were feelings there between us but we didn't really progress it. I asked to FaceTime and stuff and the response wouldn't ever be an outright no but a maybe - stringing me on, keeping me pleased, so to speak, only to then bottle it. I really do think its a similar thing even if they aren't directly comparable. That enjoyment of being in control, having someone hanging off your words. And, if im being honest, I think Alfie knows that if he splits from Zoe he won't have it 'good' again. He's not massively attractive or a hot piece of ass - Zoe is the best he'd get. Whereas I think Zoe despite her faults is attractive and could successfully move on from him - which is why he won't. He'll throw her crumbs and keep promising so she hangs on, waiting and waiting and waiting forevermore. I gave myself a shake and don't bother with the guy I was talking to any more and I genuinely believe Zoe would benefit from doing the same IF she still wants a ring and a bump. I doubt she'll get that with Fragg.

 

[QueenBW]

These days you can bet your bottom dollar, or pound as it may be, that if she's doing something out of her usual stay home/watch HP/old sitcoms/ walk Nala/make pizza or pancakes it's either because she's getting paid to do that activity or because she'll be putting it in an AD or a vlog that will be an AD.

When was the last time she posted something that wasn't an ad, really? Yes, it's her job, but influencers were not supposed to be regular salesmen. It was supposed to be "regular" people who sold you on stuff they enjoyed during their real lives because you trusted them and the way they earned that trust was by also doing stuff other than sell you things. Like silly challenges or Q&As or whatever it was that made it feel like they were your friends.. She's a saleswoman 100% of the time. Why should we trust her if she only talks about stuff if she gets paid to do it?

 

[Chilli pepper 19]

Has anyone read the reason behind buswellness? Dianne explains how she used to suffer from stress and anxiety and found yoga was one way to control her demons.

Its no wonder Zoe feels threatened by her and tries to put her down and look stupid at every turn. Whereas Dianne actually did something to tackle her problems, Zoe just uses it as an excuse for sitting around doing nothing. What's the betting Zoe's anxiety comes out again as soon as she gets bad reviews of her apparent book or tat she's flogging

 

[Dr Marten]

Struggling going back to normality?? ZOE YOUR LOCKDOWN LIFE IS THE SAME AS YOUR NORMAL LIFE.

 

[Chilli pepper 19]

“We rarely get time here without having to work”

Proceeds to film everything possible!!!

Just spend some time with your brother ffs. Stop performing for the camera with your shit bra and goofy face.

What work have they actually been doing? She makes it sound like during lockdown she's been a nhs worker doing 28 hour shifts not pretending to write a book, walking her dog twice and watching her boyfriend pretend to plant veg.

I also laughed at how they both got up early to take pictures in that sunflower field but made no reference to each other. Although Zoe said she was there at 4am and Alfie set his alarm at 4.45am so perhaps they arranged it so they'd be there at different times #couplegoals

 

[Wowwwwwwwww]

These pair of pricks though. Her brows are absolutely hysterical and HE DOES NOT NEED THOSE GLASSES!!!!

 

[openbook1]

each to their own but is it a bit weird she just admitted on her story that she never truly got over her breakup from wilf? it’s been almost a decade, her career has absolutely sky rocketed (and gone back down) since then, been with Alfie for 8(?) years. just seems a bit strange

Sooo... I think many people have that ~one~ person who really pulled on their heartstrings. But after close to 10 years, you really shouldn't feel anything for them... especially as she was so young. If Alfie said that about a previous gf, Zoe would not be happy at all. I had one person who although we weren't together long, REALLY did a number on me in that sense... that I never felt truly over him. Then I met my husband and when I thought of that other individual, it was a neutral feeling...like nothing. I think it is telling. If Zoe was really in love and happy with Alfie, she wouldn't dwell over Wilf.

 

[AbsolutelyFine]

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He's so emotionally uninvested- I find his attitude really infuriating! Make an effort or get out of the relationship. No wonder her family don't like him if he's like this around them. Could not deal with a man-child who never looks up from his phone, I find it almost passive aggressive in a way. As in, "I'd rather browse endlessly looking at nothing/hot girls on my phone than get involved in human interaction with those around me". Feel sorry for Zoe just accepting this as her lot but I suppose she's probably the same- always on her phone.

 

[gee13]

Anyone else feel like Alfie is doing the whole I don’t really want you but I also don’t want anyone else to have you (and all her wealth) also? I’ve heard him talk about her in a few interviews and he sounds very jealous of how much more wanted she is than him, he’s said before people would chose him just because they want an influencer where as for Zoe people specifically ask for her. I think by staying with her he feels he’s up there with her somehow and he won’t give that up.

 

[Marie_10]

Hope this doesn't come out anti feminism because it's not the intention but I just don't get the boobs obsession. Boobs on paintings, on a big light, now on a clay pot... Why? Sure free the boobs and all that but it just seems odd at this point.