And I don't know much about make-up, but I don't know why she loves this eyeshadow colour so much? It's all she wears. Yet I remember in one of Alfie's stories once she wore a light pale eyeshadow, and for some reason it made her look much younger and more fresh... To me this colour seems to draw a lot of attention to the sagging (I don't know how else to describe) parts of her eyes and that makes her look tired and old.
Zoe Sugg #19 Boring as feck
- Start date
-
- Tags
- Zoe Sugg Threads Wiki
- Status
New to Tattle Life? Click "Order Thread by Most Liked Posts" button below to get an idea of what the site is about:
is there a regulation that you can't share a car in England? It seems so weird they emphasise driving separate cars in vlog with Mark but then hang out? It just doesn't make sense.
Exact same thought. Droopy brow for the huns.
The sharpie eyebrows, the giant costume bra, the desperate attempts of begging for attention... I didn't enjoy her back then either but when she was a huge deal, I honestly didn't think she'd end up this way - a caricature of herself. Washed up, barely relevant ex-YouTuber, only hanging around so she can pocket some ad money. She reminds me of those 80s Hollywood celebs who end up doing infomercials on shopping channels.In her new vlog (titled ‘they’re planning my hen do’ btw i wont get into that) she shows off her new Gucci trainers as her ‘symbol of lockdown’.
Her memories of lockdown is a splurge on designer trainers and playing animal crossing, meanwhile the majority of the country have lost their jobs and are seriously struggling to bet by!!!! HOW OUT OF TOUCH WITH REALITY CAN YOU BE?!!!
This vlog is too much - Little dainty pea head zoe strikes again ‘I was telling Alf i found this mask that is for kids and it fits PERFECTLY’
All this talk of her being desperate for kids i actually dont think is true, she wants to be ickle wickle zoe peahead and be coddled for the rest of her life
Last edited:
Someone called it Nesquik and that's all I see now.
And the reason Zoella minions ask her to show how to make it is because it's the only thing she seem to know how to do - that and those shreddies chocolate thing.
They aren't asking her for make-up tips for a reason
Yes this was the first thing I noticed and it totally jumped out to me that he had his hand on his knee, not hers. So telling!!
Haha yeah me too!! I mean it essentially a nesquik with ice in it!!!! Shes going around like she invented the wheelSomeone called it Nesquik and that's all I see now.
I'm sorry but at first I thought you said "why is a grown man sitting on top of a 5-year-old?" in reference to the photo of Zoe sitting on Alfie
Did anyone notice in her vlog when her and Mark went upstairs to choose some of her products in one of the rooms it was full of bags you could barely get in the door.
Never known someone to be so weirdly proud of a weak jaw and no forehead. There's a particular breed of English guys that are obsessed with having petite girlfriends as it makes their weedy bodies and tiny willies look bigger. I wonder if that's why Zoe plays up how 'smol' she is.Odds on Zoe being the one that made Alfie write this caption on his newest picture?
This was October
Eyeroll at the head size comment, I've never seen people who aren't anthropologists or specialist medical doctors that are this obsessed with the circumference of someone's skull.
You cannot go within 2 metres of anyone who isn't in your household, unless you can't avoid it (e.g. in a job) in which case you should wear PPE and minimise the contact. That includes if someone comes to visit you, which they can do as long as you disinfect any surfaces they're using, use separate towels etc,
Being in a car with someone has been used as an example in one of the press briefings as it's always going to be within 2m.
It looks like she was distancing somewhat from him most of the time but then ruined it by sniffing his wrist anyway.
Maybe if she tried looking somewhere that wasn't Waitrose or M&S, she'd find it...
This reminds me of that time Alfie was like "are we in Tesco??"
This reminds me of that time Alfie was like "are we in Tesco??"
Attachments
Why are 90% of her conversations about her being a kid. Does she need therapy or something?! Its so bizarre.
Im sure they sell strawberry ones in asda or aldi. Try there posh girl!
Haha I thought that! Sure they’re like £1 for 6 of the strawberry ones in Morrisons
she’s so irritating!!Shes got half a million views on her last vlog because of its clickbait title.
That’s probably made her so happy like it’s adding fuel to the marriage conversation... I dunno seems bizarre way to want to commit your life to someone... does she not know that it doesn’t have to be like this and she could be with someone who adores her and respects her idea of marriage and is ready to have a family with.
Also I feel like if they were to break up and Alfie met a cool model type girl who was different and fun he’d be so excited he’d give her a ring straight away just and want a family with them straight away... don’t know why but I just have that feeling
That's so weird it's impossible not to have a contact with each other in a same household. I still feel it's kinda risky they visit each other and show it on camera as it can enable younger viewers to think it's fine to hang out. I highly doubt she disinfects everything all the time
for sure. It’s so clichéd. The guy in a long term relationship who doesn’t want marriage or kids because he’s ‘not ready’, then when they eventually break up he’s engaged to a new model within 6 months and starting a family.
it’s the classic - he’s just not that into you.
- Status