Makes rocky road and burns the chocolate. I thought she was the best baker of the world and had a book with baking recipes and what not? She is embarrassing as fuuuuuuuck.
money doesnt buy style or the right sized braZoe’s “spontaneous lockdown purchase”
Especially since she made it sound like she’s made it loads of times before?!! LolMakes rocky road and burns the chocolate. I thought she was the best baker of the world and had a book with baking recipes and what not? She is embarrassing as fuuuuuuuck.
I don’t even like Harry Potter and I was offended she hadn’t read them I don’t understand how she’s so obsessed with the movies and yet hasn’t read the books.Can't believe she pretends to be a bookworm yet has never read Harry Potter, not even the first one. I feel like most people have read those, bookworms or not.
I think she offended so many Harry Potter fans when she said that! She’s obsessed with the movies, the books and the movies are different. Once again, she just talks utter tit! Will probably blame it on some kind of anxiety as to why she hasn’t read the books!Can't believe she pretends to be a bookworm yet has never read Harry Potter, not even the first one. I feel like most people have read those, bookworms or not.
Very true. The rules in England are so misguided and confusing though, to the point where the majority of people have given up. I think she is really trying to be a good influence and stick to the rules TBF. You'll see a lot of other influencers in the next few weeks flying to Spain without a flying duck of care in the world.What was the point of them driving in separate cars and pretending to be social distancing the entire time when minutes into the vlog she puts her nose on his wrist to sniff it??
Also did anyone spot the dove deodorant in the bedroom and and bathroom? funny that because the other month she was loving that expensive one she was on about in stories...but silly me it was a #AD. also she claims she did those rainbow balloons NEVER!Ok so who bets we never see her use the Sony camera again ?!
Haha yeah so true! She will definitely find a wedding day too tiring to make it past 9pm, and there will be the token band from the early 2000's. Alfie will prop up the bar flirting with Lottie/Diane while Zoe goes up to bed!But imagine if there was a wedding... what the duck would it be like???! Alfie having a gin and her falling asleep? would he hire half of S club 7 again to make it more exciting for her?
Ah of course, add that to the hen do to do list!!!Yep those are hideous
Dont forget the Harry Potter Movie and Gavin & Stacey she will want to watch
This is true, influencers begging for free tit feels so much worse, at least Zoe has actually bought these herself. Although if she could get a Gucci freebie you bet she wouldNot gonna lie, I’ve been made redundant and I don’t really give a tit what she’s bought herself as a gift - like it’s her money, she can do what she wants with it.. I get the whole ‘flaunting wealth’ thing, but there are some influencers who have been way more tone deaf through the whole current financial situation.
Haven’t checked here in a while... good to see I’ve missed nothing! She looks like she’s undergoing an exorcismWhy does she leave this in?
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Especially the fact that it’s him. He’s absolutely repulsiveEw. That is just gross. Why do these influencers who live in huge houses insist on sitting on kitchen counters??
Oh duck off with your small obsession. I hate to break it to you but you aren't really.Odds on Zoe being the one that made Alfie write this caption on his newest picture? What is their obsession with their head sizes, it baffles me
Needn't worry as zoe's cankles makes up for the size lolOdds on Zoe being the one that made Alfie write this caption on his newest picture? What is their obsession with their head sizes, it baffles me
No it's a clickbait title. They were just hypothetically messing about and she's used it to get views. Or to try to, anyway.why is she planning her hen do do is she engaged??