Makes rocky road and burns the chocolate. I thought she was the best baker of the world and had a book with baking recipes and what not? She is embarrassing as fuuuuuuuck.
Zoe Sugg #19 Boring as feck
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money doesnt buy styleZoe’s “spontaneous lockdown purchase”
or the right sized braEspecially since she made it sound like she’s made it loads of times before?!! Lol
I don’t even like Harry Potter and I was offended she hadn’t read them
I don’t understand how she’s so obsessed with the movies and yet hasn’t read the books.I think she offended so many Harry Potter fans when she said that! She’s obsessed with the movies, the books and the movies are different. Once again, she just talks utter tit! Will probably blame it on some kind of anxiety as to why she hasn’t read the books!
Very true. The rules in England are so misguided and confusing though, to the point where the majority of people have given up. I think she is really trying to be a good influence and stick to the rules TBF. You'll see a lot of other influencers in the next few weeks flying to Spain without a flying duck of care in the world.
Also did anyone spot the dove deodorant in the bedroom and and bathroom? funny that because the other month she was loving that expensive one she was on about in stories...but silly me it was a #AD. also she claims she did those rainbow balloons NEVER!Ok so who bets we never see her use the Sony camera again ?!
Haha yeah so true! She will definitely find a wedding day too tiring to make it past 9pm, and there will be the token band from the early 2000's. Alfie will prop up the bar flirting with Lottie/Diane while Zoe goes up to bed!But imagine if there was a wedding... what the duck would it be like???! Alfie having a gin and her falling asleep?
Ah of course, add that to the hen do to do list!!!Yep those are hideous
Dont forget the Harry Potter Movie and Gavin & Stacey she will want to watch
This is true, influencers begging for free tit feels so much worse, at least Zoe has actually bought these herself. Although if she could get a Gucci freebie you bet she would
Those fugly sneakers are more money than my fortnightly unemployment coronavirus welfare payments, which I live off since being made redundant 
Zoe you’re sooo relatable!!
Zoe you’re sooo relatable!!
Haven’t checked here in a while... good to see I’ve missed nothing! She looks like she’s undergoing an exorcism
Ew. That is just gross. Why do these influencers who live in huge houses insist on sitting on kitchen counters??
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Especially the fact that it’s him. He’s absolutely repulsive
Oh duck off with your small obsession. I hate to break it to you but you aren't really.Odds on Zoe being the one that made Alfie write this caption on his newest picture?
i notice Alfie as usual isn't actually touching her. I wonder whats got her into a spin that she's suddenly having to post all this "we're passionately in love" couple goals pictures. They've probably not had sex in years and her boyfriend is too busy lusting over her brothers girlfriend
Needn't worry as zoe's cankles makes up for the size lolOdds on Zoe being the one that made Alfie write this caption on his newest picture?
why is she planning her hen do do is she engaged??
No it's a clickbait title. They were just hypothetically messing about and she's used it to get views. Or to try to, anyway.
"I'm so smol, I wear a childs mask, childrens clothes, I can fit through a teeny weeny hole, my head is so smol I wear childrens sunglasses".. rinse and repeat! Jeeze we get it already! Although 5"5 is above average height for a woman in the UK so not actually small at all. Just slim. Slim but eats junk food all the time 
more like picks at bits of junk food to stay slim and appear super human with a super human metabolism. I wonder if when she gets pregnant she will struggle with weight gain abd getting bigger as her identity seems to be how smol she is.. it must be so nauseating to be around for Poppy and Holly.. well anyone other than Alfie who seems to encourage it.
more like picks at bits of junk food to stay slim and appear super human with a super human metabolism. I wonder if when she gets pregnant she will struggle with weight gain abd getting bigger as her identity seems to be how smol she is.. it must be so nauseating to be around for Poppy and Holly.. well anyone other than Alfie who seems to encourage it.- Status