Honestly, if you don't wear glasses for sight/dyslexia/light sensitivity or any REAL reason you should get in the bin. I'd kill to have decent eyesight. Also Zoe looks like an absolute idiot in glasses, probably because of her "pea head" and the fact she chooses HUGE frames.“Glasses don’t have to be worn for sight” YES THEY DO YOU CRETIN! You wouldn’t wear a hearing aid for fun or get yourself an inhaler for the lols Its a medical condition
Theres no one at home but she left the lights on?Funny you asked because oh yes she went out alone ! Wow!
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"The lights are on but nobody's home" -- Alfie gormless Deyes in one sentenceTheres no one at home but she left the lights on?
Makes sense now why her skin always looks fucked lol.I know this was mentioned like 3 pages ago but I'm still in total shock that she put her Bare Minerals foundation directly on top of her smeared lines of heavy concealer and then used the Bare Minerals brush to push it all around. I literally gasped while watching Insta lol
I use Bare Minerals and I don't even wanna think about that concealer making the dense brush all gummed up and disgusting
Glad you took the chance to look for something better!!!I know this is a bit off-topic but your comment has just given me hope Partly due to the comments on tattle about the negative dynamics of Zoe and Alfies relationship made me see how my own relationship was going nowhere. Together from 24-31 and I ended it 6 weeks ago. Even if zoe isnt able to see that she is wasting her own time with alfie at least their seemingly very negative relationship is a great example for people deserving more.
Random ot post but how do you get help with your account on here / talk to a staff member ? Having issues with my account ! Please delete if necessary *****
I can't post threads anywhere so that's no use either lol
Her name was SWalkerMakeup I used to watch her too but she’d disappear for like 6 months and announce she’s back after some dramatic thing. She’s just recently done it again after years haha.Okay this is totally OT but can anyone remember the YouTuber I’m thinking of, I stared watching her circa 2012 when I started watching Zoe.
She had a North West (UK) accent
Did hair/makeup tutorials makeup hauls
She moved in with her boyfriend and (quite youngish it seemed)
The last video I watched she was pregnant.
I know that’s not much to go off but maybe her name was Sarah.
I’m sitting searching YouTube but I don’t know where to begin
i get this feeling she is reading Harry Potter to get some "inspirations" for her new book series. reading the synopsis of the book reminds me a little of Chamber of Secrets.The Harry Potter thing is weird. I started reading my oldest Harry Potter back in March. I read a chapter/15 minutes most nights and we are half way through book 5. That’s with big gaps due to holidays etc.
I also read all of them in less than a year when I was in high school and avoiding studying for exams
She clearly doesn't love it as much as she says, she probably just says it because it’s a thing that people really like. Or she wants to belong to something.
Honestly I don’t think it’s even a trend?! I think it just Zoe who thinks it’s a “trend”, “cool”, “quirky”!I cannot stand the fake glasses trend. She’s an absolute COCK.
I don't know if it's a trend everywhere, but it's definitely been a trend for a few years where I live, and I've definitely seen it in certain circles on the internet.Honestly I don’t think it’s even a trend?! I think it just Zoe who thinks it’s a “trend”, “cool”, “quirky”!
Just like people yelling ‘stop, help!’ Out their bedroom window don’t actually need help. Shes an insensitive witch. Who seemingly cannot understand that others people pain and situations are not here for her to joke about and feel better about herself.”Glasses don’t have to be worn for sight”
I was the same, we were actually moving house the same day, I still managed to read it in a day. How Zoe has never got through them I will never understand, especially for someone who claims to love Harry Potter as much as she does.I read the Deathly Hallows in ONE DAY the day it came out and I was 10 years old! Obviously I couldn't do that now as an adult with a job but Zoe does duck all so how the hell does she read so slowly?
It was a trend back in 2012ish when hipsters were a thing and coincidentally when zoe was on the rise/at her peak. No wonder she's carrying on a trend from thenI don't know if it's a trend everywhere, but it's definitely been a trend for a few years where I live, and I've definitely seen it in certain circles on the internet.
Look guys it's Zoella's wee pea brain!!!!Of course she thinks her head is small because next to Alfies giant head everything is small.
Is she so desperate for some stimulation down there she's rubbing her crotch on a pole?! Girl, just get a vibrator???
Hmm maybe but where I live it definitely isn’t haha and I’m sure if anyone I knew wore them for anything other than to improve their eyesight they would get seriously funny looks...I don't know if it's a trend everywhere, but it's definitely been a trend for a few years where I live, and I've definitely seen it in certain circles on the internet.