Ooh Jacks over whilst George is away, does he just happen to live near her or something? Seems likely.
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Christopher Columbus is back. She discovered Las Vegas and invented DJing yeehawww
Why is she always crying at stars, canyons, deserts etc 
she’s proud of her discoveriesWhy is she always crying at stars, canyons, deserts etc
This is weirdly what made me think there isn’t anything going on when before I held it as a possibility. There’s no way they would post about it so publicly if it was a thing, especially with Jack’s position. I still think (and hope) there’s trouble with her and George and I know it sounds mean to say I hope there’s trouble but it’s only because I hope she realises what a slimeball he is. I’m told he was messaging a colleague but I wasn’t told who it was or how far it had gone, only that it was at Apple. The way it was said implied it wasn’t only messaging but that was the only concrete thing they knew. Poor Zoe, she has enough going on.
Can you DJ at this event on Saturday Zoe?
BuT yOu DiDnT aSk HoW i Am
Now I know it’s polite to throw an ‘how are you’ in a work email.. but my god she makes herself so unapproachable to reach out to
Why does tit like that even need to be announced? Grown woman just do what you want.
slap on the back for Zoe pointing out the obvious
slap on the back for Zoe pointing out the obvious
Couldn’t agree more.
It really pisses me off that she assumes people who listen to alt music have never heard any dance music in their life 
just because I mosh at download fest doesn’t mean I don’t enjoy also raving in Ibiza you stupid twit, you are not the first person to enjoy different genres of music.
just because I mosh at download fest doesn’t mean I don’t enjoy also raving in Ibiza you stupid twit, you are not the first person to enjoy different genres of music.Attachments
She’s such a bloody gatekeeper, honestly, why does she think she’s so progressive and unique with *everything* she does.It really pisses me off that she assumes people who listen to alt music have never heard any dance music in their life
I’ve been and experienced her ‘DJ’ and it’s nothing to write home about, in fact - this story about her boasting her mix of music styles is actually hilarious. I’ve witnessed her try and DJ between styles, even similarly sounding songs, and made it sounds like a dogs dinner. She had someone with her who basically had to jump in and fix her mess, it was ridiculous.
looool that does not surprise me
her posts make her seem so beggy. If she‘s as good as she says she is, then she wouldn’t have to beg for her bookingslong time lurker etc etc. i’ve followed zoe for a LONG time, back in her london lipgloss days and well before she met george. her insta stories today have been enough to make me unfollow after all this time. when did she get so far up her own arse?! we get it, you DJ. you’re not fatboy slim.
Exactly! Let your craft speak for itself if you’re so ‘good’ instead of being so beggy for bookings, it’s embarrassing.looool that does not surprise me
her caption bahahahaIt really pisses me off that she assumes people who listen to alt music have never heard any dance music in their life
Lol alright sorry Zoe Guetta
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God she’s insufferable! She outdoes herself every time.
Oh for crying out loud.
Also, why can none of these insta-influencers use correct English? It kills me how dumb they all seem.
I just went to screen shot the ‘don’t talk to me’ post for the lily melrose thread but she’s deleted. Obvs got some stick for that