Zoe Bee Beauty

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I agree. If I do any charity work in my spare time or make donations, I do it quietly without the need to drum up a big audience to salute me- just like most people do.

This comes across as a distasteful publicity stunt to increase likability- and in turn sales.

I didn’t realise you knew her in ‘real life’ Onion. You’re brave to say what you feel in a public forum, I think I would be too scared through worry of bumping into her at the shops or something 😂
I doubt she shops in Poundland, think I’m safe 😂😂😂
 
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I think this is a perfect example from her this morning of how she runs the narrative for people to see her as something she isn’t.
Is she just boxing up little sample sizes of her creams to send to places, then patting herself on the back and posting it for clout? I can't imagine any hospitals are asking for her to send things. The only donations I've ever seen hospitals asking for is toys, and even then they have strict standards they have to adhere to (must be wipe clean, for eg.) At best the staff are using them, at worst they're just tossing them in the bin.

If someone can't just donate to charity and say nothing, then their intentions are not as pure as they want everything to believe.
 
Is she just boxing up little sample sizes of her creams to send to places, then patting herself on the back and posting it for clout? I can't imagine any hospitals are asking for her to send things. The only donations I've ever seen hospitals asking for is toys, and even then they have strict standards they have to adhere to (must be wipe clean, for eg.) At best the staff are using them, at worst they're just tossing them in the bin.

If someone can't just donate to charity and say nothing, then their intentions are not as pure as they want everything to believe.
No idea on the sizes of the creams or the point of it tbh!
She is always posting that she’s been thinking of ways she can ‘help’
Her ego comes first, it’s nothing more than a bid for publicity and to be seen as someone she isn’t.
She’s lost money this year according to companies house and her credibility is finally being exposed. I honestly think she believed she had fooled so many, that she was untouchable.
 
Is she just boxing up little sample sizes of her creams to send to places, then patting herself on the back and posting it for clout? I can't imagine any hospitals are asking for her to send things. The only donations I've ever seen hospitals asking for is toys, and even then they have strict standards they have to adhere to (must be wipe clean, for eg.) At best the staff are using them, at worst they're just tossing them in the bin.

If someone can't just donate to charity and say nothing, then their intentions are not as pure as they want everything to believe.
Would hospitals be allowed to use them? Seeing as though they are handmade?
 
She does this regulary aswell, i dont even think she sends them. Just like the weekly "tell me what you love about the brand, best comment wins a free cream" hahaha. Dont think ever a real winner.

She has the same marketing ploy as "psychicreadings123" (if anyone remembers her on facebook). She would offer dirt cheap "psychic readings" daily with flash sales and free readings to a lucky winner who licks her a the most. Posts are then deleted and made-up unclickable names are 'tagged' chosen as the winner with a made up reading. Anything negative is "hate" and deleted along with zoes infamous quote of how thousands of people are happy so must just be you thats the problem not the service.

This is what Zoe does and the price hikes are a visual representation of every time she has felt threatened, she instantly ups her prices when she spots a competitor because of course she pedalos to ghana monthly to help mine the shea butter and no one else does that... lol!

Would love Kim and the other member of staff to come and bear all...

Also she loves to use sob stories this woman!! Whether its that she had her eldest son young or has "anxiety", but never actually bigs up their own personal achievments unless its to do with the brand. Example - her husband giving up his job to slave, sorry, work for her. Not the fact he took on her son as a youngen, raised him or is a great father, step father or partner. You never see him take any active roll just sitting gormlessly around boxes acting as if he is doing something productive.

Always shows her daughter in zoe bee merch or next to a pile of boxes, other than that nothing. Pathetic really.
 
She does this regulary aswell, i dont even think she sends them. Just like the weekly "tell me what you love about the brand, best comment wins a free cream" hahaha. Dont think ever a real winner.

She has the same marketing ploy as "psychicreadings123" (if anyone remembers her on facebook). She would offer dirt cheap "psychic readings" daily with flash sales and free readings to a lucky winner who licks her a the most. Posts are then deleted and made-up unclickable names are 'tagged' chosen as the winner with a made up reading. Anything negative is "hate" and deleted along with zoes infamous quote of how thousands of people are happy so must just be you thats the problem not the service.

This is what Zoe does and the price hikes are a visual representation of every time she has felt threatened, she instantly ups her prices when she spots a competitor because of course she pedalos to ghana monthly to help mine the shea butter and no one else does that... lol!

Would love Kim and the other member of staff to come and bear all...

Also she loves to use sob stories this woman!! Whether its that she had her eldest son young or has "anxiety", but never actually bigs up their own personal achievments unless its to do with the brand. Example - her husband giving up his job to slave, sorry, work for her. Not the fact he took on her son as a youngen, raised him or is a great father, step father or partner. You never see him take any active roll just sitting gormlessly around boxes acting as if he is doing something productive.

Always shows her daughter in zoe bee merch or next to a pile of boxes, other than that nothing. Pathetic really.
Kim the admin... or sorry my mistake, is it Kim the PA 🤣 (check out Twitter for that one)
She is paid for her silence.
ZB knew full well what she was doing there.

She doesn’t have anxiety.
She has an issue around characters with an actual personality that get more attention than her, and then goes and gets herself a boob job if she knows someone with bigger boobs that might get more male attention than her.
Old skool fact right there...the scandal eh!
The funniest thing is the silent treatment or just complete silence when she’s clearly raging inside. Too many daddy issues (is where her problems began) he’s the biggest narc I ever had the displeasure of meeting, treats her lovely mum like a doormat, probably the reason why ZB is so intent on succeeding, trying to get her dad’s approval. Sad.

What?? Her business can feed her family and her partner gave up his job??
He works for her. In other words I think he’s unfortunately devoted his life hanging off her every word, slaving around looking after the kids and basically being her little witch 😳
 
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Kim the admin... or sorry my mistake, is it Kim the PA 🤣 (check out Twitter for that one)
She is paid for her silence.
ZB knew full well what she was doing there.

She doesn’t have anxiety.
She has an issue around characters with an actual personality that get more attention than her, and then goes and gets herself a boob job if she knows someone with bigger boobs that might get more male attention than her.
Old skool fact right there...the scandal eh!
The funniest thing is the silent treatment or just complete silence when she’s clearly raging inside. Too many daddy issues (is where her problems began) he’s the biggest narc I ever had the displeasure of meeting, treats her lovely mum like a doormat, probably the reason why ZB is so intent on succeeding, trying to get her dad’s approval. Sad.


He works for her. In other words I think he’s unfortunately devoted his life hanging off her every word, slaving around looking after the kids and basically being her little witch 😳
Exactly this!! Youve explained it all down to a T! The whole family situation is warped and you can see it all over her facebook before she blocked me anyway. Im predicting though she still has her family wedding day "perfect" display picture up.

All of her bragging is public on there and you really get a good insight at how much she loves herself! Her parents/family would regulary comment as they do and she would leave back snarky responses. Its like she thinks shes better than them now.. She acts like a child and deffo doesnt like aging, Considering shes pushing the big 40! I really hope she is reading this (of course she is!) and Zoe i think you should really humble yourself as clearly one by one your lies and wrongdoings are coming to light.

Hilarious about her account on here that got found out and she trolls other succesful women on! Ha.

The poor husband - she knows exactly what she is doing there, right under the thumb now. A lot of do as i say not as i do. Im guessing he didnt leave his job too willingly. (Will try have a nose at Kims twitter!)
 
He works for her. In other words I think he’s unfortunately devoted his life hanging off her every word, slaving around looking after the kids and basically being her little witch 😳
But this means that she makes so much money with her creams that she can comfortably live and pay the salary for two people (her PA and her husband)???
I am shocked!!!

How is this possible?
It looks like a side business to me: there is no testing, no real advertising, did she even certify the creams? How can she make so much dosh?

How many creams does she sell per day / week / months? I guess I could check company house to see how much money she makes.
 
But this means that she makes so much money with her creams that she can comfortably live and pay the salary for two people (her PA and her husband)???
I am shocked!!!

How is this possible?
It looks like a side business to me: there is no testing, no real advertising, did she even certify the creams? How can she make so much dosh?

How many creams does she sell per day / week / months? I guess I could check company house to see how much money she makes.
I dont believe for a second she declares her real income to the taxman. Dont forget the new mortgage and 40/50 grand car!

According to Zoe she sells 500 creams a day. Could be bull but say average order is 40 quid then thats around 80-100k a month. Dont be fooled the figures of sales will be exaggerated however she still would be earning high if she lied about a couple hundred a week!

Unbelievable really!

I dont believe for a second she declares her real income to the taxman. Dont forget the new mortgage and 40/50 grand car!

According to Zoe she sells 500 creams a day. Could be bull but say average order is 40 quid then thats around 80-100k a month. Dont be fooled the figures of sales will be exaggerated however she still would be earning high if she lied about a couple hundred a week!

Unbelievable really!
Just redone the math - would be 140,000k a week. Thats utter bollox!! Selling around 500 a week is more realistic for the life she seems to be leaving. OR she won the lottery/got inheritance thats paying for her lifestyle and shes put a bit in to the business..
 
I dont believe for a second she declares her real income to the taxman. Dont forget the new mortgage and 40/50 grand car!

According to Zoe she sells 500 creams a day. Could be bull but say average order is 40 quid then thats around 80-100k a month. Dont be fooled the figures of sales will be exaggerated however she still would be earning high if she lied about a couple hundred a week!

Unbelievable really!


Just redone the math - would be 140,000k a week. Thats utter bollox!! Selling around 500 a week is more realistic for the life she seems to be leaving. OR she won the lottery/got inheritance thats paying for her lifestyle and shes put a bit in to the business..
Hm, she might be able to write the car and house off as she might be producing at home and using the car for business.

Does she only sell online?
Doing marketing only on Insta?

If she were to sell 500 a week and the average order would be 40 pounds she would be making 20.000 a week in turnover.
So at least 10K profit a week, 40K profit a month. I would imagine that she pays her husband from her profit.
 
Ooo another way to tell is to look at how many trees she’s planted this year with a company called ecologi (one tree is planted per order). There’s a tracker and it shows 43,809 trees in the last 10 months.

If you’re modest and say each order is only one small 50ml cream at £28.50 (although I’m sure most people order larger creams/ multiple creams in one order) then it’s a minimum grand total of £1,248,556.50 sales in the last 10 months.

And if you guessed each order was more likely to be closer to 40 quid then you’re looking at more like £1.7 million of sales in 10 months.

And THAT is a whole lot of scented Shea butter.

Here’s the link to the tree company:

 
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Ooo another way to tell is to look at how many trees she’s planted this year with a company called ecologi (one tree is planted per order). There’s a tracker and it shows 43,809 trees in the last 10 months.

If you’re modest and say each order is only one small 50ml cream at £28.50 (although I’m sure most people order larger creams/ multiple creams in one order) then it’s a minimum grand total of £1,248,556.50 sales in the last 10 months.

And if you guessed each order was more likely to be closer to 40 quid then you’re looking at more like £1.7 million of sales in 10 months.

And THAT is a whole lot of scented Shea butter.

Here’s the link to the tree company:

But when you know that the husband worked in accountants before he supposedly now only works for the company, you start smelling rats 😬 I still to this day don’t know how she was able to bull to the daily fail saying she was earning 20k in 2016 when her accounts say otherwise, and I mean by a huge difference. She wouldn’t of even been able to afford beans on toast with that measly amount. I guarantee he’s still working from home doing his own thing.
He may be getting the kids up and ready for school and then doing the pick up, but other than that what does he do in the business? If Kim’s her PA 🤣 and she’s got packing staff, what more does she need?
Come on ZB you clearly read, what does he do!?
Just read the imposter syndrome post from earlier today. How she doubts herself but then people around her ‘tell her off’ and remind her how great she is. Perpetual bleeping victim. duck off!
 
At this stage of her business (ie years in and by her own admission, successful) it’s quite telling she does not already have an established relationship with at least one local women’s refuge, no? 💅
 
Ooo another way to tell is to look at how many trees she’s planted this year with a company called ecologi (one tree is planted per order). There’s a tracker and it shows 43,809 trees in the last 10 months.

If you’re modest and say each order is only one small 50ml cream at £28.50 (although I’m sure most people order larger creams/ multiple creams in one order) then it’s a minimum grand total of £1,248,556.50 sales in the last 10 months.

And if you guessed each order was more likely to be closer to 40 quid then you’re looking at more like £1.7 million of sales in 10 months.

And THAT is a whole lot of scented Shea butter.

Here’s the link to the tree company:

But even with all that money, the car, a husband that bends over backwards for her and two beautiful children, she still isn’t happy. She can’t even hide her misery.
The never ending need to boost her ego, the need for people to see her as nothing short of perfection, the constant lies about her past, need for admiration, drilling of her being a caring empath....I’ve said it from the start of when she claimed it all just blew up over night... it’s the ZB tit show. And for anyone reading here who actively enables her to be like this, you are also part of the show.

At this stage of her business (ie years in and by her own admission, successful) it’s quite telling she does not already have an established relationship with at least one local women’s refuge, no? 💅
Cancer patients, hospices, women’s refuge’s, she wants to try and get in everywhere.
But then imagine if you genuinely believe (like her narc mind does) that your creams are a miracle 😂 I think she thinks she can heal the world with a pot of Shea. Speaking of the Shea, she never did get out to Ghana did she? That would make her feel even more superior surrounded by those women who work their arses off just for her to cash in on. She makes my piss boil.
 
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Didn't she used to donate to a dogs charity too? I think she used to say she would donate approx £10k a month.
 
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Ooo another way to tell is to look at how many trees she’s planted this year with a company called ecologi (one tree is planted per order). There’s a tracker and it shows 43,809 trees in the last 10 months.

If you’re modest and say each order is only one small 50ml cream at £28.50 (although I’m sure most people order larger creams/ multiple creams in one order) then it’s a minimum grand total of £1,248,556.50 sales in the last 10 months.

And if you guessed each order was more likely to be closer to 40 quid then you’re looking at more like £1.7 million of sales in 10 months.

And THAT is a whole lot of scented Shea butter.

Here’s the link to the tree company:

Right, I will start whipping up shea butter right now!
 
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Didn't she used to donate to a dogs charity too? I think she used to say she would donate approx £10k a month.
It’s usually around a grand, sometimes less but interestingly she hasn’t mentioned donating for a long time. What ducked me off is the dog she had from a pup, surely if you were that invested in dog charities, you’d find a dog that needed rehoming? I know it’s sometimes difficult given the age of her kids to find a suitable dog, but there would of definitely been options or a waiting list.

Right, I will start whipping up shea butter right now!
She will come for you! She sent one poster on here a cease and desist by the sounds of things a while back. I bet that person was literally selling enough to put a bit of extra food on the table. She must really get the hump over people under cutting her, and guess what of course they can do that quite comfortably since all the ingredients don’t break the bank!!
 
But what would she do? There is no monopoly on shea butter creams!

Seriously, if she can build a successful business, then everybody can.

I guess the only downer is the upfront investment, as everything must be labelled and tested.
 
But what would she do? There is no monopoly on shea butter creams!

Seriously, if she can build a successful business, then everybody can.

I guess the only downer is the upfront investment, as everything must be labelled and tested.
Read the daily fail article! She wasn’t doing any of that, the numpty didn’t even have ingredients on her jars in 2016!
it’s amazing how she actually managed to get as far as she has without being shut down.
Just seen tonight’s stories, I see the PA is there with her 😂 oh and lots of woe is me quotes about apologies that she never got.

So after all this time ZB, I apologise profusely for never being dumb enough to bend over and kiss your deceitful rotten bum hole, and I also apologise on behalf of all those who enabled you and turned you in to an even worse bleeping monster.