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"It's April, bloody hell. Its my birthday in 4 months. I'm going to be 31!"
I think I speak for nearly everyone when I say FUCK OFF.
She will be marking the anniversary of her 'menty b', complete with throw back A&E pics showing just how far she's come, via the Maldives, Mexico, Majorca, lanzarote....
"It's April, bloody hell. Its my birthday in 4 months. I'm going to be 31!"
I think I speak for nearly everyone when I say FUCK OFF.
She will be marking the anniversary of her 'menty b', complete with throw back A&E pics showing just how far she's come, via the Maldives, Mexico, Majorca, lanzarote....
Who even thinks about their birthday 4 fucking MONTHS away?!!! Especially when it’s 31. Literally no-one cares. Even your own parents won’t bloody care about your birthday that far in advance.
She needs a job. Something to stop the introspection & self absorption. What a bore she is.
I would’ve liked that story only if she did the whole ‘oh my god 4 months then I’m 31!!’ then looked earnestly at the camera and said ‘… I’m wasting my life’. That’s what I’d feel like if I was her
I think you should have a soft launch of "menty B" on your socials, or cold bath, swim dip or pretend to hike...or BETTER. you should write a guide how going 37 SURPASSED your expectations. So many options ! Ps: I'm 38 soon so I guess I will eat my foot
Her teeth in the group photo, can't believe she actually paid for them also, her legs are like twigs, she must be hungry all the time to be that slim, surely?!!!!!
And she spent yesterday at some wellness thing doing sound baths so self care covered.
They’re going to Stretch Lab I’ll bet. Overpriced nonsense (yeah I tried it)
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